strip program only included say|tell|war|exclaim|ask so there is some weird stuff from bios and such. skip down to the end where they make us leave if you get bored. Search for 14 a few times and read from there. You will be pleasantly surprised. You say 'we are roleplaying here' Gargos says 'nor gorroggles!' Ganndoleth wars 'oops' Ganndoleth wars 'no heals' Shargate says 'oh, but I do' Ganndoleth wars 'my bad' Rasmussen says 'i want you to rub your veil on me' Ganndoleth wars 'and major lag pocket' You say 'we have a right to be here' You say 'hi casius' Thrakk says 'yeah, you asses, were Rping' Shargate says 'I was attempting to rp' Gargos says 'Wanna take this outside Shargate?' Nations or to tell tales. The path before you heads towards a large cave. Thrakk says 'ROFL' Rasmussen says 'I RP!' Shargate says 'but Gargos had to act like a ruffian' Thalasian says 'Gentlemen..please if you do not mind. We attempt to keep this place without violence as much as we can..' Nations or to tell tales. The path before you heads towards a large cave. Gargos says 'I am not a ruffian' You say 'we are not fighting at this moment ' 10} Dron : Nations : Akinly's Cowardness 34} Angelus : Nations/peep : An attack by dwarves! 37} Dron : Nations : Dwarves Nations or to tell tales. The path before you heads towards a large cave. Gargos says 'Your are ruffian!' Thrakk says 'yes' Gargos says 'I know you are but what am i' You say 'now young shargate, post yon note!' Shargate says 'I have no need to post a note' Nations or to tell tales. The path before you heads towards a large cave. Gargos says 'I KNOW YOU ARE BUT WHAT I AM' Casius says 'still take your fights elsewhere please' Thrakk says 'yeah, sire!' Shargate says 'my actual voter used to rp, remember? :P' Thalasian says 'You are rather annoying..' c vent casius i have suffer from latent homosexuality can you tell? Thrakk says 'were not fighting you queers, so stop bitching' c vent casius i have suffer from latent homosexuality can you tell? Gargos says 'thrakk is homosexual' Someone makes casius say 'i have suffer from latent homosexuality can you tell?'. Shargate says 'haha' Someone makes casius say 'yep'. Thrakk says 'alas, he found me out' Someone makes vent say 'thrakkkk i am gay'. c vent thalasian I can tell because of my innate gaydar that i use to find prey Someone makes thalasian say 'I can tell because of my innate gaydar that i use to find prey'. Thrakk says 'wow that worked' Thrakk says 'idiot' Someone makes thrakk say 'I love to suck cock'. Nations or to tell tales. The path before you heads towards a large cave. Someone makes thrakk say 'i am gay'. Nations or to tell tales. The path before you heads towards a large cave. Someone makes thrak say 'really gay'. Thrakk says '2 k's' Gargos says 'ok switching to deadly' Thrakk says 'god damn your stupid' You say 'ricky martin gay?' Nations or to tell tales. The path before you heads towards a large cave. Caraid strides forward with scroll in hand and posts a new listing. Nimue says 'Okay - you are extremly annonying. Please go somewhere else, or behave yourselves.' Thrakk says 'wow, you switched to deadly all right' Shargate says 'I would've sanc'ed, if I feared anyone with an avatar and skill' Don't tell me truth hurts, little girl Raxathyn says 'shuddup' Nations or to tell tales. The path before you heads towards a large cave. Mangor quaffs swirling charcoal potion from an old, decaying basket. Mangor says 'hrm' You say 'can i join maidenstone nimue?' You say 'I would be a good addition' Annux says 'whats giths voting on?' Nimue says 'You aren't man enough.' You say 'i know how to kill seth and bammy' Mangor says 'my penal size' Shargate says 'voting Goomra out of office' You say 'and all of DRAGON PASS' Shargate says 'nods, all of MS are male, after all' Shargate says 'look at Goomra' Shargate says 'she's 3 times the man I am' Mangor says 'i gave gargos scales' Rasmussen says 'I killed shade with Khardra' Shargate says 'in girth at least' You say 'look no farther than nimue' Nations or to tell tales. The path before you heads towards a large cave. Renark wars 'rawr' Annux tells you 'what note # and what vote to out him?' Someone makes nimue shave off his grub stache and say 'mm , fresh and fruity'. 10} Dron : Nations : Akinly's Cowardness 34} Angelus : Nations/peep : An attack by dwarves! 37} Dron : Nations : Dwarves You tell Annux '74 yes' Nimue says 'Yup, that's me...' Mangor says in a stern voice, 'I'll be back!' You say 'what is a grub stache nimue?' Lecentra says 'yay' Nimue says 'Except - I don't shave.' Thrakk says 'you guys our just jealous of our 33|33+ness' Shargate clantalks 'I can tell :P' You say 'is that like a mustache, but for grubby transsexuals?' You say 'that sounds very odd' Nations or to tell tales. The path before you heads towards a large cave. Nations or to tell tales. The path before you heads towards a large cave. Caraid clantalks 'they can't say anything' Shargate says 'I demand that someone attack Thrakk for using netspeak' Annux says 'hve you ever been tickled by a deadly>?' Thrakk says 'me too!' Thrakk says 'die thrakk die!' Nimue says 'You seem deadly boring, that's about all.' Azvacar clantalks 'Raxathyn tells you 'you are one of the shittiest pk'ers ive seen'' Nations or to tell tales. The path before you heads towards a large cave. Someone makes mangord say 'THRAKK IS GAY'. Azvacar clantalks 'Raxathyn tells you 'only good with lowbies'' Shargate says 'nod, we can't kill anyone' Azvacar clantalks 'Raxathyn tells you 'seen you die twice'' Nations or to tell tales. The path before you heads towards a large cave. Thrakk says 'nod shargate :9' Azvacar clantalks 'Raxathyn tells you 'and zap'' Thrakk says 'were all wussies :(' Renark clantalks 'tell him to get on an av and say that :P' Nations or to tell tales. The path before you heads towards a large cave. Azvacar clantalks 'Raxathyn tells you 'fool'' Caraid says 'nimue is a hoe!' Thrakk says 'hell, lets just go all out right now, and see how fast you guys die' Caraid says 'did i say that?' Shargate says 'I rp a pervert' Nimue says 'Yes, but it is spelled Ho, moron' Shargate says 'no' Thrakk says 'no its not!' Caraid says 'hoe!' Caraid says 'hoe!' Someone makes thalasian-little-oliver say 'please sir, may i have some more?'. Caraid says 'hoe!' Shargate says 'Ho is a chinese name' Mangor says 'we have a documentary on this i believe' Shargate says 'well, actually, Korean' Nimue says 'That would be a garden implement' You say 'we certainly do' Mangor says 'Yes shargate' Nations or to tell tales. The path before you heads towards a large cave. Mangor says 'Chinese as well' Nimue says 'And actually, I prefer the term 25-cent whore, but oh well' Shargate says 'indeed' Nimue says 'No please go away.' Someone makes nimue say 'i only cost 10 cents'. Mangor says 'someone take gargos' old shroud' Thrakk wars 'lets have a sit in!' Nimue says 'Or die....literally. Whatever works' Someone makes nimue say 'CANADIAN!'. Caraid says 'i'd like to die' Thrakk wars 'we are being discriminated against by the foul peacefuls, to arms my brethren!' Mangor says 'gargos has an old shroud' Caraid says 'but god threw me back down' Nimue says 'Strange...I'd like you to die.' Mangor says 'loot it' Shargate says 'We'd die if anyone could kill us' You say 'how much cheese can 10 canadian cents buy?' Renark wars 'aye!' Annux wars 'we demand equality' Annux wars 'we demand equality' Nations or to tell tales. The path before you heads towards a large cave. Renark wars 'we have the right to Role-play!' Shargate says 'no one's done it anytime recently though =(' You say 'i think i would go for the cheese' Mangor says 'yes' Thrakk wars 'we can sing goombaya NE NE N!' Annux wars 'from now on, I sit in the front of the bus!' Nations or to tell tales. The path before you heads towards a large cave. Mangor says 'someone attack gargos damn you' Nations or to tell tales. The path before you heads towards a large cave. Shargate says 'no, I don't want to be helled again :P' Thrakk says 'i like machello's record too much too :(' Thrakk says 'he's at like 120 deaths' Nimue says 'Can't you all just go somewhere else? In the interest of civility?' Mangor says 'oh' Rasmussen says 'they're trying to join the rp-world' Thrakk says 'why? you are a discriminatory peaceful :(' Shargate says 'we were trying to rp, you're just being hostile' Mangor says 'i am out of sancingstuff' Annux says 'goom-buh-yah!' Someone makes nimues legs make a loud scraping noise from the hair friction and say 'it was thalasian! '. Nimue says 'Then be IC, if you want to RP.' Shargate says 'that does it, I'm writing another discrimination note' Caraid says 'must i remind you nimue that this is a place for the nations!' Shargate says 'I was IC' Nations or to tell tales. The path before you heads towards a large cave. Caraid says 'we are in that nation!' Thrakk wars 'poo, i woulda givin ya a sanc mangor :P' Rasmussen says 'they are in character' Shargate says 'I said I rp'ed a pervert' Shargate says 'but you continued to demand that we leave' Mangor says 'i see' You say 'all i am seeing is nimue making inappropriate comments about his manliness' Nimue says 'You didn't seem to IC to me, at least.' You say 'you know, you can take estrogen for that' Nations or to tell tales. The path before you heads towards a large cave. Caraid says 'and as a member of the pixie nation i feel that i am being harassed by you' Shargate says 'I rp a pervert that despises Goomra' Someone makes nimue say 'ic i head'. Thrakk wars 'somebody cap this :P' Nimue says 'Then RP it...don't just spout it.' Caraid says 'keep away from me nimue i don't like you' Thrakk says 'as a member of the deadly nation, i feel i am being homosexually advanced on by you :(' Someone makes the chinese military police say 'ni ho ma'. Nimue says 'I'd be happy to give you lessons in RP, if you serious about joining Nations.' Renark wars 'yay!' Iliana wars '*eg*' Shargate wars 'we can't join the same one though' Nations or to tell tales. The path before you heads towards a large cave. Thalasian says 'Ok now its just getting stupid' Caraid says 'ah i see why she is like that' Renark wars 'we can like.. make a clan :P' Thrakk wars 'rofl' Caraid says 'she is after all a half-elf' war can there be a deadly nation? You war 'can there be a deadly nation?' Shargate wars 'We're all the outcasts anyway' Renark wars 'like those amazing 'The dark ones' clan!' Caraid says 'see when races mix' Thrakk wars 'nod' Hoerkin says 'I think we can break this up, now' Gargos tells you 'hoerkin is on!' You say 'nimue, how would i rp being a women when i am really a man?' Caraid says 'some of the reason gets lost' Nations or to tell tales. The path before you heads towards a large cave. Renark wars 'we can be like.. 'EXODUS'!' Renark wars ':P' Thrakk wars 'nod, and talk all gay and crap like they and cafe do' Exodus wars 'hrm?' war exhoedus! Nimue says 'I'm afraid I have no experiance with cross-gender roleplay' You war 'exhoedus!' Hoerkin says 'Since when did Deadlies have an interest in NV?' Shargate wars 'Technically, we WOULD be kicked out of any nation, since we're all like serial killers :P' Nations or to tell tales. The path before you heads towards a large cave. Exodus wars 'Sexhoedus :(' Thrakk says 'since now!' Gargos says 'long time ago' Thrakk wars 'rofl' Rasmussen says 'apparently they are interested now' war very nice You war 'very nice' Nations or to tell tales. The path before you heads towards a large cave. Caraid says 'hoerkin my friend i've always rped here' Shargate says 'We've always had an interest in RP' You say 'i also' Renark wars 'yes, that'll be our clan!' You say 'what is nv?' Caraid says 'why i remember the time i once took over the elf nation' Thrakk wars 'we must name our clan :(' Shargate says 'Cafezaki used to don veils when attacking people, for instance' Thrakk wars 'or our "nation"' Exodus wars 'Renark wars 'we can be like.. 'EXODUS'!'' Caraid says 'was a glorious day' Caraid says 'would you care to hear the story?' Shargate says 'and roleplay while attacking' Thrakk says 'yeah, then he sacc'ed it?' Mangor wars 'I AM NOT GAT' Exodus wars 'I would hope not' Hoerkin says 'You are aware that RP in NV is done in a "RP" manner? Discussions of estrogen and the such are hardly rp...as are discussions about currents kills in the deadly community' Mangor says 'the gith anger me' Thrakk says 'what? hoerkin is just jealous of our RP skillz' Shargate says 'I as well, particularly the leader' You say 'i also, sir mangor' You say 'huzzah' Mangor says 'aye' Shargate says 'huzzah!' Thrakk says 'arrg!' Caraid says 'i believe we were just telling stories of our glorious victories' Thrakk wars 'alas i got it! we can be the pirates of the carribean!' Thrakk wars 'shargate can be leader!' Iliana wars 'argh' Shargate wars 'sweet' Caraid says 'is that not what a bard does?' Nimue says 'I believe you were blatantly insulting us...but I will not go into that.' Caraid says 'my dear nimue' Shargate says 'We were blatantly insulting Goomra, but in an rp manner' Shargate says 'then you demanded that we leave' Nations or to tell tales. The path before you heads towards a large cave. Caraid says 'if you feel that we were insulting you then maybe you are not used to our manners' Nimue says 'And the conversations about me being a hoe?' Shargate says 'that occured after you demanded that we leave' Caraid says 'there are people in these realms that are not like you' Hoerkin says 'I'd suggest taking it to a place where you would cause less interference in the enjoyment of other players, then' Nimue says 'I did not demand - I asked that you leave or be IC' Mangor quaffs unholy sortilege carafe from an old, decaying basket. You say 'when you said 'it is spelled ho moron', that was not very ic either' Caraid says 'there are many types of personalities here' Shargate says 'We were being IC, not all rp characters are similar!' Mangor says 'ic who leads the pixie nation? we declare rights as well' Nations or to tell tales. The path before you heads towards a large cave. Caraid says 'you should learn how to get along with them' Thrakk says 'preach it brotha!' Annux says 'We deadlies should rise up, join together and form our own nation... We shall create our own National olympics... We shall build and participate in the best olympics realms every saw... the Special olympics!!!' Hoerkin says 'Tell ya what...lemme do a bit of RP of my own...' Thrakk says 'can't we all just get along :(' You say 'herr shargate, is not yon kevin bacon dreamy?' Mangor says 'prods are warm' Thrakk says 'national olypmics.. I.E killing peacefuls' sayto mangor he has nice hair You say to Mangor, 'he has nice hair' Nations or to tell tales. The path before you heads towards a large cave. Hoerkin says 'I, being the overlord of the Human Nation, will issue an ultimatum' Annux says 'mmMMmmMMmmMMmm.' draw my weapon, point it at him, say "And here is the price for failure", 60. If an advisor says to me "My liege, he is but one man. What can one man Shargate says 'Nein, unless dubest eine hintertailpirat' Mangor says 'whats overlord mean?' Renark wars 'i'm bored :(' Hoerkin says 'I will county backwards from 5' Shargate says 'I'm a human' You say 'are you really the overlord?' Caraid says 'must we resort to ultimatiums sir hoerkin?' Renark wars 'someone let me out of this hell :P' Thrakk says 'county!?' Thrakk says 'can you teach me to county?!' Annux says 'i live in a county!' You say 'do you have a certificate?' Mangor says 'crap' Shargate says 'what happens at the end?' Mangor says 'i must go poop' Shargate says 'and is the end 1, or 0?' Nations or to tell tales. The path before you heads towards a large cave. Ozbert says 'doub it thrakk need to have more than 1 brain cell' Caraid says 'would you declare war on our clan even though we have just come to mingle with our fellow nation brothers and sisters?' clan what? we are saying stuff at rp board :P You clantalk 'what? we are saying stuff at rp board :P' Thrakk says 'i have 2 :(' Iliana wars 'we've already had that discussion, Renark.. not gonna happen.' Hoerkin says 'When I reach 1, I will begin unleashing my wrath...' Trembyl clantalks ':P did you say you wanted 2 renames for lifebane? :P' Caraid says 'the time has come where peacefuls and deadlies must inter mix!' Thrakk wars 'god dangit, wtf did whorekin have to come and ruin our uprising' Nations or to tell tales. The path before you heads towards a large cave. Nations or to tell tales. The path before you heads towards a large cave. You say 'hi ozbert' Shargate says 'Lord Khardra, I believe it is time for us to go scribe our messages of discrimination' Thrakk wars 'i mean.. friend-making' Shargate says 'and post them in public places' Caraid says 'would you deny us this chance good sir?' sayto shargate nay You say to Shargate, 'nay' Hoerkin says 'Do so.' Shargate says 'much like Martin Luther's tenets!' Nations or to tell tales. The path before you heads towards a large cave. Hoerkin says '5' sayto shargate we should have a sit-in You say to Shargate, 'we should have a sit-in' Nations or to tell tales. The path before you heads towards a large cave. Hoerkin says '4' You say 'let us link arms' Trembyl wars 'no one would believe people want to be your friend :(' Hoerkin says '3' You say 'and sing koom bah yah' Rasmussen says 'They have done nothing wrong' Thrakk says 'rofl' You say 'koom bah yah my lord, koom bay yah' Caraid says 'it looks like we are not wanted ' Nations or to tell tales. The path before you heads towards a large cave. Thrakk wars 'do we leaeve? or resist hoerkins wild wrath of blows?' You say 'oh lorrd koom bah yah' Shargate says 'yay' Iliana wars 'heh.. you guys causin problems?' Nations or to tell tales. The path before you heads towards a large cave. Thrakk says 'koooooom baaaaaa yaaaaa' Thrakk wars 'no, were 'rping'' Caraid wars 'they won't let us rp =(' Caraid wars 'i'm about to be helled i think' Fatemyl wars 'this is discrimination!' war we are exercising our prodigious right to assembly You war 'we are exercising our prodigious right to assembly' Thrakk says 'their talking behind our back :(' Caraid wars 'for rping' Nations or to tell tales. The path before you heads towards a large cave. Hoerkin says '2' Caraid wars 'now thats gotta be a first' war the gimposium will not take this lying down You war 'the gimposium will not take this lying down' Nations or to tell tales. The path before you heads towards a large cave. Hoerkin says '1' Shargate wars 'I don't want to be helled again :P' Nations or to tell tales. The path before you heads towards a large cave. clan cowards :p You clantalk 'cowards :p' Gravoc tells you, 'Slay often, show no mercy...' Gravoc tells you, 'Slay often, show no mercy...' Thrakk wars 'damnit, that blows, lets write notes' Gravoc tells you, 'Slay often, show no mercy...' Shargate wars 'indeed' Thrakk wars 'about how peacefuls suck.. i mean how they wont let us rp' looms towards its middle, casting shadowy mists in each direction. Nothing Fatemyl wars 'sigh :(' looms towards its middle, casting shadowy mists in each direction. Nothing looms towards its middle, casting shadowy mists in each direction. Nothing Gravoc tells you, 'Slay often, show no mercy...' Thrakk wars 'we shall rise against opression' Thrakk wars 'we shall prevail!' war amen! You war 'amen!' Fatemyl wars 'AMEN!' war oppression :p You war 'oppression :p' Thrakk wars 'bah' war less bench, more spelling Thrakk wars 'fine' You war 'less bench, more spelling' Thrakk wars ':P' Trembyl wars 'Exodus, movement of ja people?' Kali wars 'What are you rabble rousing about now?' Shargate wars 'I belive it's time for the resurrection of Shargate X' war ya mon Thrakk wars 'mooneys writing!' You war 'ya mon' Thrakk wars 'hell yeah shargate!' Shargate wars 'everyone join the Deadly Mage Black Panthers!' Thrakk wars 'we shall have a sit in at dh[]! that is neutral territory!' Virinon wars 'uh, i think i missed something, what are you all ravin' about?' Mangor wars 'but im chinese, we fear' Shargate wars 'that doesn't matter' Mangor wars 'we like staying in flat houses' Shargate wars 'I' Shargate wars 'I'm not black :P' war and building railroads You war 'and building railroads' Trembyl wars 'It doesn't matter!' war and eating frogs and thigns You war 'and eating frogs and thigns' Mangor wars 'and eating chopsticks' Trembyl wars 'do you like rice?' Mangor wars 'no, only chop sticks' Trembyl wars 'are you nice?' war rice is starchlicious Shargate wars 'no, Fatemyl, you may not be X, I am X' You war 'rice is starchlicious' war i am also nice You war 'i am also nice' Trembyl wars 'do you have pet mice?' Fatemyl wars 'aw!' Mangor wars 'no, only to perty lady' Kitchious wars 'hell yeah, we have 3 followers' Shargate wars 'you have to make up your own last name' Trembyl wars 'have you ever had lice!' Mangor wars 'mice arent pet, is pest' Fatemyl wars 'hah!' war I will be khardra P You war 'I will be khardra P' Mangor wars 'what is this lice' Kitchious wars 'trembyl, join us, brother!' war i do not use my oppressor's rp name You war 'i do not use my oppressor's rp name' Trembyl wars 'ask Annux' Kali wars 'I thought you were Khardra Abu Jamal?' Mangor wars 'No' war that is not bad either You war 'that is not bad either' Kitchious wars 'nod khard' Mangor wars 'He is Mao khardong' Shargate wars '"slave name", Khardra, "slave name"' Kitchious wars 'that has a ncie ring :(' war mao khardong You war 'mao khardong' war that's the one You war 'that's the one' Fatemyl wars 'I'll be Fatemyl K then!' Exodus wars 'chortle' Kitchious wars 'ill be Z' Mangor clantalks 'once again my ingenuity consumes my intelligence' Kitchious wars 'where is our sacred meeting grounds my brethren?' Thoric tells you 'Pssst... can you do me a small favor? If you haven't already, please vote for us on the suite101.com top mud poll... There's a link on the game.org homepage, or you can go to http://www.suite101.com/welcome.cfm/text_games to vote' Shargate wars 'I used to have a couple good Malcolm X speaches I translated into pkill terms...' Shargate wars 'but I lost those =(' Shargate wars 'You tell Thoric 'huzzah!'' Mangor clantalks 'You tell thoric 'huzzah!'' Kitchious wars 'You tell Thoric 'peach it brotha!'' Fatemyl: You tell Thoric '!?' Shargate wars 'actually...' war kitchious Z, the key to a successful revolution is not the industrial proletariat, but the hardworking peassant You war 'kitchious Z, the key to a successful revolution is not the industrial proletariat, but the hardworking peassant' war peasant You war 'peasant' Shargate wars 'I used the term Huzzah several times' Shargate wars 'how can they doubt that I was RP'ing?' war they make rice You war 'they make rice' Mangor wars 'why is thoric not deadly?' Kitchious wars 'rofl' war and babies You war 'and babies' Shargate wars 'who else uses the term Huzzah?' Kitchious wars 'cuz thorics too "cool" tob e deadly' Mangor wars 'huzzah homie' Kitchious wars 'mangor, changer yer title :(' Prothall: he's prolly got his tells turned off right after that :P Grinlon: He's probably considering removing the tell option from us. ;) Mangor wars 'i dont have a title' Desano: does he have some sort of mass-tell? Fatemyl wars 'pfft he's just trying to be special' Kitchious wars 'im going back to the PK boad' Mangor wars 'Lifeng!' Kitchious wars 'erm, RP board :9' Gravoc tells you, 'Slay often, show no mercy...' A mighty black warhorse beats angrily at the ground here. The warhorse wanders in a dazed, zombie-like state. Reamis is here, upon the warhorse. A burnt eye is devoured by a swarm of maggots. Kitchious says 'damnit, hoerkin's still ehre' Nations or to tell tales. The path before you heads towards a large cave. You say 'hello sir kitchious' Nations or to tell tales. The path before you heads towards a large cave. Kitchious says 'hello sire' Mangor wars 'I must leave now' You say 'i trust thou art well this eve?' Kitchious wars 'lataz g' Funemano says 'greetings deadly mage black panthers' Nations or to tell tales. The path before you heads towards a large cave. Mangor wars 'my material waste storage is building up again' 24 Warrior Funemano: The name says it all!. (Phoenix) war i see You war 'i see' Nations or to tell tales. The path before you heads towards a large cave. Nations or to tell tales. The path before you heads towards a large cave. Caraid says 'i am back!' Mangor wars 'must release the feces stored within me' Kitchious says 'alas, yes sir khardra, how goes it with thou?' Mangor wars ':)' You say 'i am mao khardong, the people's leader' Trembyl says 'I am Trembyl P, Mao's Bodyguard and Bathroom Assistant' You say 'now, we will all stop doing our regular jobs, and embark on a disastrous plan to make steel in our backyards' Funemano says 'I'm the head of red-army' You say 'now' You say 'mao khardong is the head of the red army' You say 'and do not forget it' Kitchious says 'mmMMmmMMmmMMmm.' Rasmussen tells you 'i hope someone is loggign this' Kitchious says 'does thout self get to be the head of the army?' You tell Rasmussen 'i am!' Mordy wars 'can I be a deadly mage black panther?:(' Rasmussen tells you 'good stuff' You say 'i killed everyone' war sure, come here! You war 'sure, come here!' Nations or to tell tales. The path before you heads towards a large cave. Kitchious says 'Sir Khardra hurts :(' war you can be mordhammed ali! You war 'you can be mordhammed ali!' Nations or to tell tales. The path before you heads towards a large cave. Mordy says 'Behold fellow panthers!' Funemano says 'greetings sire Mordy' You say 'behold, mordhammed ali!' Zutir says 'yeah!' Mordy says 'How fare thee?' Trembyl says 'hahaha' DekkatH: a 1dr/hr 10hp/mana tag that says 'I voted!' Someone: if we win the suite101.com poll, there's going to be rewards to be had You say 'hello jovan' Funemano says 'sire Jovan!' Jovan says 'greetings!' Kitchious says 'sire!' You say 'you can be jose' You say 'jose the black panther' Dourjan says 'General Khardra! I am here to serve thee' Trembyl says 'ooc what's up Dourjan' Kitchious wars 'damn, i didn't evne know we had this many pkillers :P' You say 'ooc hey dourjan ' Mordy wars 'snicker' Kitchious wars 'look at how it has brought us together!' Dourjan says 'for I am one of the people ... and wish to join your people's army' Trembyl wars 'is there pkill? no' Funemano wars 'what pkillers?' Dourjan says 'ooc hi!' Jovan says 'no, I wish to be Mumia Hoebad' Trembyl wars 'is there peaceful harassment, yes!' You say 'ooc dourjan, join our black panthers thing!' Funemano wars 'we're RPERS!' Jovan says 'no, I wish to be Mumia Hoebadar' You say 'very well' Kitchious says 'ooc whats up era funk!' Funemano says 'ooc hi hoes!' Trembyl says 'ooc what's a good hemroid cream?' Mordy says 'occ sup sup hoes?' You say 'ooc preparation h' Mordy says 'Fellow Panthers unite!' Trembyl says 'ooc it gives me rashes and ends up making the hemroids bleed' Trembyl says 'ooc any other suggestions?' 'ic after our disastrous 'great leap forward', we will now embark on a series of bloody purges of intellectuals and useful people You say 'ic after our disastrous 'great leap forward', we will now embark on a series of bloody purges of intellectuals and useful people' You say 'ic because thats what we do' You say 'and because i am mao khardong' Trembyl says 'ic this great leap forward will mean the death of many of us' Mordy says 'ic: Horray! Down with useful people!' Jovan says 'I say our first order of business would be to kill the white man' Trembyl says 'ic but this is what must happen' Jovan says 'anybody disagree?' You say 'i agree jovan' Funemano says 'nay!' Svetlana wars 'any deadly mages able to spare some leveling spells?' You say 'foreign devils must die' Mordy wars 'how about quantum?:(' Kitchious wars 'go ne n n and you got like 10 mages' Trembyl wars 'doesn't gravoc cast leveling spells or something?' Kitchious says 'IC what shall be our first order of business, brethren?' Trembyl wars 'agnel' You say 'with their "technology" and their "gunboats" and their "indoor toilets"' Jovan wars 'the angel does' Trembyl wars 'angel!' You say 'pshaw' Funemano says 'indeed!' Ozbert says 'oh looks its the ghost of ardeth' Svetlana wars 'ne n n of wear?' Jovan wars 'Bring down the man' You say 'proposition 1: kill the white man, aye or nay?' Kitchious says 'alas, fear the indoor toilets :(' Jovan says 'Bring down the man, and all the trouble he brings us' You say 'AYE' Jovan says 'aye!' Kitchious says 'aye!' Funemano says 'aye!' Dourjan says 'aye!' Caraid says 'AYE' Mordy says 'AYE!' Trembyl says 'and their "sexual contraceptives", honestly who do they think they are fooling?' Mordy says 'ic: Kill all da whities!' You say 'proposition 1 has been passed' Kitchious wars 'somebody cap this :P' Jrake says 'WOW!' war i am logging! You war 'i am logging!' Jrake says 'what is going on?' Kitchious wars 'good :P' Jovan says 'proposition 2, I believe we get first dibs on all the white women' Funemano says 'panthers union' You say 'hello jrak we are deadly mage black panthers' Kitchious says 'a movement brotha!' Jovan says 'yeah or nay?' Trembyl says 'You are in the midst of a movement Jrake, do not just stand there' Funemano wars 'rofl :P' Caraid says 'i second the motion!' Funemano says 'aye!' You say 'i am mao khardong, your illustrious comrade-chief' Caraid says 'AYE!' Someone makes ahidingdeadly say 'nay'. Dourjan says 'aye!' You say 'yay' Nations or to tell tales. The path before you heads towards a large cave. Mordy says 'Mordy-Hammed Ali seconds that' Trembyl says 'I am Trembyl P, Mao's Bodyguard and Bathroom Assistant' Jrake says 'ohh I am going to my guild so don't let me bother you guys!' You say 'proposition 3: it should be yay or nay, not aye or nay' Kitchious says 'i third that!' Dourjan says 'apparently the proposition passes' You say 'yay!' Funemano says 'Funemano Punemano, of the clan X-mano Red Army says AYE!!!' Trembyl says 'YAY' Kitchious says 'yay!' Shargate says 'yay' Dourjan says 'yay' Caraid says 'yay!' Nations or to tell tales. The path before you heads towards a large cave. Nations or to tell tales. The path before you heads towards a large cave. Mordy says 'Lits git us some white wimmin!' Kitchious says 'proposition 4, peacefuls are better than deadlies?' Jovan says 'thought you were afk :(' Trembyl says 'nay' Mordy says 'aye!' Funemano says 'NAY!' Trembyl says 'hahaha' Kitchious says 'aye?!' You say 'yay' You say 'nay' Kitchious says 'nay :(' Thalasian says to Nimue, 'Tis a rather interesting group of people these be..' Nations or to tell tales. The path before you heads towards a large cave. Kitchious says 'alas thalasian, we are' Funemano says 'lady Iliana' Nimue says to Thalasian, 'Although I do not understand all they speak off...they use so many terms I do not understand.' Thalasian says to Kitchious, 'Tis not a bad thing..' sayto shargate shargate x, we shall overcome our oppressors by any means necessary You say to Shargate, 'shargate x, we shall overcome our oppressors by any means necessary' Kitchious says 'alas trembyl, where has thout gone?' Shargate exclaims to you, 'preach it, brother khardra!' Kitchious says 'hael yeah brotha!' Jovan says 'please, tell me, tell me about your feelings about the police' Funemano says 'comrade Khardra!' Reveriel wars 'Help! I am being attacked by Ircaleson!' Nimue says 'What is a police?' Mordy says 'phuk tha police!:(' Syriac says 'Perhaps they are possessed?' Dourjan says 'They are the ones who oppress us' sayto thalasian mao khardong espouses a neo-marxism which includes censorship, purges, and feeding people chocolates until they die You say to Thalasian, 'mao khardong espouses a neo-marxism which includes censorship, purges, and feeding people chocolates until they die' Jovan says 'Death to all pigs!' Nimue says to Syriac, 'I think that must be it...' Reveriel wars 'Help! I am being attacked by Ircaleson!' sayto thalasian because mao khardong does not put up with any back talk You say to Thalasian, 'because mao khardong does not put up with any back talk' Nimue says 'Marxism? What on earth is that?' Shargate says 'Heh, ooc, police is an old assed word, soooo... :P' Caraid says 'halt thy tongue syriac!' You say 'ooc i like 'pigs'' Ozbert says 'i think its a new comedy style' Funemano says 'marxism' Caraid says 'do not speak those words to the great mao!' Jovan says 'ooc pigs will work' Shargate says 'they had police in ancient egypt' You say 'ooc phuk da pigs?' Nimue says 'ooc: But were they called police? I think not.' You say 'yay or nay' You say 'yay!' Syriac says 'Where is EeeGipt?' Mordy says 'ooc word!' Shargate says 'and this place takes place in the dark ages, at the earliest' Kitchious says 'ooc yeah, hold thy tung bizitch!' Shargate says 'sure they were' Funemano says 'YAY!' Caraid says 'yay!' Shargate says 'the egyptian ones were' Shargate says 'just their equivalent of the word :P' Thalasian asks Nimue, 'I believe I may have used that word in the past...a guard perhaps that upholds the law?' Kitchious says 'ooc: no police, just deadlies to kill the people who break the law :(' Caraid says 'a mage from illuminati!' Funemano asks Nimue, 'you don't know what Marxism is!?' Kitchious says 'ooc, but guards suck, they can't kill my 9 deadly :(' Nimue says to Thalasian, 'Like a guard? I believe you may be right...I suppose I am not up to date on these newfangled terms...' Jovan says 'the police sell crack to our brothers and sisters, in a feeble attempt to hold us down' Mordy says 'damn the man!' sayto nimue police under nationalists are a tool of capitalist bourgeoisie pigs You say to Nimue, 'police under nationalists are a tool of capitalist bourgeoisie pigs' Funemano says 'but as panthers, we will stand!' Syriac says 'They sell broken objects to hold you down? Odd.' Kitchious says 'down with.. whatever is up!' Nimue says to Funemano, 'Marxism...that is a word I do not know.' Thalasian says to Nimue, 'Aye. In my realm we use terms similer to theres...' Dourjan says to Nimue, 'perhaps you should stay and hear out Mao Khardong ...' Funemano exclaims to Nimue, 'aye!' Kitchious says 'greetings brethren noplex!' 'mao khardong knows what marxism is but mao khardong does not tell bearded women You say 'mao khardong knows what marxism is but mao khardong does not tell bearded women' Kitchious says 'hoe is thout in this.. fine wearther?' You say 'mao khardong FEARS and HATES bearded women' Noplex says 'did I miss somthing..' Kitchious wars 'safe room i think?' Nations or to tell tales. The path before you heads towards a large cave. Shargate wars 'hah' Nations or to tell tales. The path before you heads towards a large cave. Funemano says 'aye, a magickal battle!' Kitchious wars 'alas, i have fallen to a greater foe!' Nimue says 'My head is swimming...I understand so little of what these...men speak of.' Shargate says 'I have vanquished the villain' Kitchious wars 'your skillz outmatch mine, brotha shargate :(' Thalasian says 'That was an amusing display of events..' Noplex says 'aye... deadly convention' 'mao khardong says do not bring fights to this haven of roleplaying and slipperiness You say 'mao khardong says do not bring fights to this haven of roleplaying and slipperiness' Nations or to tell tales. The path before you heads towards a large cave. Noplex says 'and I wasn't invited?' Funemano says 'still is!' Mordy says 'sipperiness!' Kitchious says 'were were we my brethren' Kitchious says 'before i died' Nimue says 'Roleplaying? What is that?' Thalasian asks Shargate, 'Did you attempts at sending missiles to assassinate him fail sir?' Noplex says 'no one invited me' You say 'proposition 69: slippery when wet , yay or nay?' You say 'yay!' Kitchious says 'yay' Mordy says 'yay!' Nations or to tell tales. The path before you heads towards a large cave. Dourjan says 'yay!' Caraid says 'yay!' Syriac says 'Could it be that we are being punished by the gods and they have sent us to some other world where insanity rules over all?' Funemano says 'yay!' Jovan says 'Nimue, would thine be the village scrumpet?' Noplex says to Kitchious, 'you imposter.. not the real Kitchious1' Shargate says to Thalasian, 'indeed, they were only capable of wounding him. I defeated him in hand to hand combat, however.' You say 'scrumpet, haha' Nimue says 'Do not insult me, sir.' Mordy says 'Tis but a fair request' Thalasian asks Shargate, 'A man of strength?' Mordy says 'For the panthers do have needs, you know' You say 'ooc you da man jovan jamal' Kitchious says 'brethren! he does not believe i am the pure kitchious!' Nimue says 'It insults me. I will not stand to be spoken of that way.' Kitchious says 'tell him this is not so!' Nations or to tell tales. The path before you heads towards a large cave. Jovan says 'I challange thee to a duel!' Mordy says 'A duel!' Caraid says 'a duel!' Thalasian says 'How dare you!' Dourjan says 'yes a duel!' Jovan says 'a duel!' You say 'mao khardong does not respect bourgeoisie prostitutes' Kitchious says 'yeah bitches, a dool!' Nimue says 'I do not duel, sir.' Kitchious says 'ooc' Funemano says 'a duel!' Funemano says 'magical battle!' Mordy says 'Have you no honour?' Noplex says 'duel' You say 'mao khardong only likes peasant prostitutes' Thalasian says 'ooc pointing even..' Noplex sticks his tongue out and says "Bleh!" Nations or to tell tales. The path before you heads towards a large cave. Mordy says 'mordy-hammed Ali likes all prostitues!' Iliana wars 'okay guys.. gettin a bit much' Nimue says 'I am not a prostitute, sir. I was once a Queen, and I am a Druid.' Funemano asks you, 'really!?' Nimue says 'And a Maiden - my sisters would not take kindly to your insults.' Funemano exclaims to you, 'like.. Darkron!' sayto funemano not really, mao khardong believes firmly in equality of all prostitutes You say to Funemano, 'not really, mao khardong believes firmly in equality of all prostitutes' Shargate says 'ah, perhaps you speak of your "sister" goomra' Jovan says 'I challange all thee maiden to a duel!' Shargate says 'who possesses more facial hair than I ever shall' Funemano says 'aye!' Kitchious says 'yes, a duel! to see who's skillz can beat who's!' Caraid says 'is it true that the maidens are really males dressed as maidens?' Thalasian says to Shargate, 'I suggest holding your man down sir. I would like to avoid combat this eve' Nimue says 'You would not last long in a battle with my Sisters.' sayto funemano under mao khardong's enlightened rule, prostitutes make money according to their need, not to their ability. this provides fairness for all You say to Funemano, 'under mao khardong's enlightened rule, prostitutes make money according to their need, not to their ability. this provides fairness for all' Kitchious says 'and jovan's from da west sizide, and i dun think you'd be able to kill him :(' Thalasian says in a stern voice, 'I'll be back!' Funemano says to Kitchious, 'sire Kitchious, it is skills, not skillz' Mordy exclaims to you, 'So they're free?!' Jovan says 'ok, deadlies verse the Maidens in a duel to the death!' Kitchious says 'mmMMmmMMmmMMmm.' You say 'ooc jovan is from the hood, you best recognize' Kitchious says 'wes siiiiide!' Funemano says 'ooc aye, the ghetto!' Nimue says 'ooc: I'm IC - you should be taking things IC.' Funemano says 'ooc okay!' Shargate says 'after all, we are only "deadly boring", remember?' Kitchious says 'alas, we sux0rz :(' Kitchious says 'ooc i didn't erally just say sux0rz :(' Jovan flashes a gang sign towards Nimue. You say 'thalasian, if you do not become more reticent, mao khardong will sic his elite guard of young women with poison darts in their hair on you' Mordy says 'ooc - gangsigns! its on!' Nimue says 'Is that some kind of magic gesture, sir?' Mordy says 'ooc - boooooyeeeeeeeeeee!' Thalasian asks you, 'Do you attempt to intimidate me sir?' You say 'ooc- boooooooooooooooooyeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!' Trembyl says 'He does' sayto thalasian mao khardong does not attempt anything You say to Thalasian, 'mao khardong does not attempt anything' Shargate wars 'erik, come hither' Mordy says 'Aye he does, little pessant!' Kitchious says 'alas!' Ozbert says 'nah he fails mostly' sayto thalasian mao khardong sics his fleet of hoochisassins on your bitch ass! You exclaim to Thalasian, 'mao khardong sics his fleet of hoochisassins on your bitch ass!' Shargate says 'greetings, lord spek' Kitchious says 'preach it brotha' Nimue says 'These men...they seem almost mad. I am unsure as to their intentions.' Mordy says 'Greetings brother, spek' Funemano says 'Lord Spek' Kitchious says 'alas, we have a nother follower' You say 'greetings norwayarsle ' Nimue says 'And these strange words and accents!' Funemano says to Nimue, 'we are gods :(' Thalasian says to you, 'You are new to this place..you know not how to behave nor who I am. I would suggest holding your tongue' You say 'i am mao khardong, we are discussing doctrinaire communism' Spek clantalks 'tell her to make me pk rep' Kitchious says 'woah, we outnumber peacefuls, we should kill thjem' Mordy says 'We are not from your puny town of Darkhaven!' Dourjan says 'Not mad Nimue ... we are but revolutionaries' Ozbert says 'indeed must be from another dimension' Nations or to tell tales. The path before you heads towards a large cave. sayto thalasian you asked for it then eh You say to Thalasian, 'you asked for it then eh' Kitchious says 'we are from.. jupiter!' Kitchious says 'so feel our wrath!' Funemano says to Syriac, 'only me and Kitchious, that is' Vikanali gets a rune-inscribed crystal from an old, decaying basket Shargate says 'Mao Khardong has created this new philosophy' Nimue says 'What exactly are you revolting against?' Noplex says 'deadly convention... this is nice.. shouldn't you be off killing people' Kitchious nods to syriac saying 'yep, you pissed them off, not enough goat sacrifices' Jovan says 'We intend to create a movement to free the black man from the tyranny of the white opresser!' You say 'im just revolting' Thalasian says 'Come then..face the dragon..my teeth shall taste upon your blood' Shargate says 'I'm afraid he's rather ahead of his time' Mordy says 'People such as yourself?' Iliana says 'From what I saw.. you insulted them just as they insulted you.' Noplex says 'funny' Kitchious says 'deadlies don't PK' Kitchious says 'we just preach :(' Kitchious says 'and sing goombaya' Funemano says 'aye, preach it brotha!' Dourjan says 'We revolt against oppression ...' You say 'koooom bah yah' Kitchious says 'and fune, what were ya talkina bout? ooc :P' Iliana says 'I'm here.. to keep it somewhat under control.. ' Menoch says 'What the hell' Iliana says 'You have the right to move just as they have the right to be here.' Funemano says 'ooc ooc, i doth not know!' Jovan says 'and goooooomra boy, also :(' Noplex says 'nice eq' Dourjan says 'We strive to better ourselves ... and wish to bring the word of Mao Khardong to a new forum' Mordy says 'Greetings lord Menoch' Funemano says 'Enemy Spotted SIRE!' Mordy says '!!' You say 'proposition 10: briefs are too constrictive, while boxers aren't sexy enough, so boxer briefs are good. mao khardong should endorse boxer briefs' Kitchious says 'uhh, thalasian has a sword drawn' You say 'yay!' Noplex tells Mordy to shoo! Shargate says 'dost thou bite your thumb at me?' Kitchious says 'can i kill him?' Dourjan says 'yay' You say 'marry, he does bite his thumb at you' Kitchious says 'alas khadrra, i douth agree with you' You say 'i draw in choler, ay ere i were a collier!' Kitchious says 'boxer briefs are the way to go, the best of both worlds' Trembyl wars 'bored' You say 'nimue is a collie' Jovan says 'is it time to draw the mack-10's?' You say 'ooc!' Shargate says 'ooc, I don't remember the rest of that scene =(' Mordy says 'word up boyeeee' Nimue says 'Pardon me?' Thalasian says to Jovan, 'Bring your weapons they shall do ye no good' Jovan says 'draw the mack 10's, and cap these degenerates ' Mordy says 'Dost thou challange tehe noble Jovan?' Kitchious says 'wess siiiiide!' Nimue says to you, 'I have not caught your name, sir.' You say 'ooc cap da ass' Jovan says 'doest though challange Mumia Hoevadar!' Kitchious says 'jovan, show them that da cribbiez can bust a cizap' sayto nimue why, how could you miss the illustrious name of mao khardong? You ask Nimue, 'why, how could you miss the illustrious name of mao khardong?' Iliana tells you 'okay.. keep it down a bit.. you're gonna get me in deep crap here :P' Shargate wars 'okay, I have to go afk to do laundry :P' Kitchious wars 'alas, we will miss you brother' Noplex says 'ooc> why is it deadlies are idiots when it comes to RP'ing, I am sorry Mac 10's do not fit the medevil scene' Shargate wars 'someone send me that log whenever it's done' Mordy wars 'alas, get theee a hoe to do thy laundry!' Nimue says 'Your accents seems quite strange to me.' Kitchious says 'ili, heeeee insulted me :(' Shargate wars 'gofsharpjesus@hotmail.com :P' Jovan wars 'Noplex says 'ooc> why is it deadlies are idiots when it comes to RP'ing, I am sorry Mac 10's do not fit the medevil scene'' You say 'ooc mac 10s are convenient for busting a cap up in this wack piece' Iliana says 'Kitch.. shaddup :)' Nations or to tell tales. The path before you heads towards a large cave. Kitchious says 'but im gonan start crying ili :(' Shargate wars 'he's observant' Nimue says 'I would ask you not to touch me, sir.' Renark wars 'have it posted on that place? :P' Menoch says 'This is weak' Renark wars 'that cool page!?' Kitchious says 'im strong :*' Kitchious says 'together we can be strong as one' Ozbert asks Menoch, 'pitiful ring a bell?' Kitchious says 'and rise!' Thalasian says 'I challenge your strongest warrior...I shall teach you a thing or two about battling on this plain of existence!' Tangor wars 'A portal created by Trembyl unravels and winks from existence. interesting' Nimue says to Jovan, 'Nor you.' Spek says 'noplex is like that noplis joke' Jovan says 'ok!' war mao khardong urges you to rise up against the bourgeouisie and assert your place in the heavens You war 'mao khardong urges you to rise up against the bourgeouisie and assert your place in the heavens' Jovan says 'I accept your challange Thalasian' You say 'ooc noplex makes me think of no sex' Mordy says 'Is thou for real, Thalasian?' Renark wars 'bourgeousies!' Kitchious says 'kick his ass jovan, ooc' Jovan says 'I shall bringforth my storngest warrior' Jovan says 'albeit, my strongest warrior is a vampire' Noplex says 'too bad I am not deadly' Ozbert smirks at Thalasian's saying. 'mordy-hammed ali, if i were you I would say a poem now You say 'mordy-hammed ali, if i were you I would say a poem now' Mordy says 'Then it must be so!' Mordy says 'A love poem?:(' Kitchious says 'ili, 1 dolla to make noplex deadly' You say 'juked to the left, zapped to the right, noplex had no sex that night!' Noplex says 'must be so eh?' Thalasian says 'Bring your mighty warrior. It shall fall to a dragon like countless enemies have!' Spek seems to get a laugh from something saying, "heh heh heh". Dourjan says to Noplex, 'you are far too harmless' You say 'rope a dope!' when asking for the time? I know where my watch is, where the asking where the bathroom is. Noplex says to Dourjan, 'we peacefuls wish no harm upon our lower class.. the deadlies' Spek says 'thoust areth in deep shitththt now' sayto thalasian jovan is secretly one of my fair agents You say to Thalasian, 'jovan is secretly one of my fair agents' Kitchious says '-lower class-?' sayto thalasian watch for the poison darts he carries in his breasts You say to Thalasian, 'watch for the poison darts he carries in his breasts' sayto thalasian i give you fair warning Kitchious says 'oh hell no, you didn't just say that :(' You say to Thalasian, 'i give you fair warning' Thalasian says 'Thank ye for that tidbit..' You say 'mao khardong believes in fighting fair' Kitchious says 'nod, poisoned titties always pack a punch :(' Kitchious says 'erm. "breasts"' You say 'you are correct kitchious' Thalasian says 'ooc Im ya know how RP battles work =>' Nations or to tell tales. The path before you heads towards a large cave. You say 'rp battle?' Thalasian says 'ooc I hope even' clan Thalasian says 'ooc Im ya know how RP battles work =You clantalk 'Thalasian says 'ooc Im ya know how RP battles work =>'' Kitchious says 'yeah, you type murder thalasian' Kitchious says 'not difficult' You say 'whoever can make the best mordy-hammad ali poem wins?' Spek says 'and spit on his corpse' Nimue says 'ooc: If you guys are going to RP, then RP - which doesn't involve PK' Kitchious says 'yeah, corpse spitting is a must' You say 'i will be in jovan's corner!' Dourjan clantalks 'you just say some kinda damage thingy ... its stupid' Kitchious says 'along with me, sire!' Nations or to tell tales. The path before you heads towards a large cave. Zutir says 'ok, I have brought my best warrior' Kitchious says 'alas, who is with us!' Mordy says 'The winner must proceed to write and ode to hoes!' Zutir says 'let us fight!' Kitchious says 'ooc holy shit zutir' You say 'follow me deadly mage black panthers' Kitchious says 'ooc, where did you get those :P' You say 'he wants to rp fight :P' Zutir says 'he wants to rp fight? :p' Zutir says 'dangit, I want arena :p' Thalasian says 'ooc Sorry thats how it works in RP land my deadly fwiends =>' Kitchious says 'rofl ozbert, you couldn't kill mordy :(' Zutir clantalks 'I say I just bs him' Syriac says 'He just did.' Ozbert says 'your dead Mordy' Mordy says 'Dost thou challenge the mighty MOrdy-hammed ali?!' Dourjan says 'ooc so how is the winner decided?' Ozbert says 'sorry thanks for coming out' You say 'when mao khardong steps into the ring, you had better kowtow to show your respect to the celestial empire' Kitchious says 'he was wearing a sigil, wtf' Ozbert says 'try agian next week' Zutir says 'you appear to have no sanctuary, and are at full health' You say 'and i mean smash your head on the ground' Zutir says 'one backstab, would mean you are dead' Zutir says 'I won the fight!' Thalasian says 'ooc Perhaps a lesson in RP ?' Mordy tells the group 'im fukn confused!:P'. Kitchious says 'how much dr zutir?' Zutir says '145 :(' Kitchious tells the group 'me too, who cares, this is funny :P'. ;hrm, just say some mordyhammad ali junk Khardra tells the group 'hrm, just say some mordyhammad ali junk'. Mordy tells the group 'snicker'. Menoch says 'Have fun fighting the stupid fight Thalasian, I'll be leaving now.' Kitchious says 'you dont have a damn dagger, you only have a sigil' Thalasian says 'ooc Seriously want me to teach you how to RP fight?' Zutir says 'no' Khardra tells the group 'if thalasian gives him any jive, he will fall in five!'. Ozbert says 'my eq is invis' Noplex says 'get detect invis you retart' Zutir says 'I wanna fight you in arena :p' Syriac says 'Two dead. Ozbert is a regular assassin this eve.' Kitchious tells the group 'rofl'. Dourjan says 'ooc: RP fight doesnt involve any skill ...' Khardra tells the group 'if he gives you any guff, he will have a muff!'. Mordy tells the group 'rofl'. Zutir exclaims to Dourjan, 'yes!' Spek says 'i just killed all of you' ;say it Kitchious tells the group 'muff?'. Khardra tells the group 'say it'. Aurelius says 'A perfect place to do such things, thankye all' Kitchious tells the group 'mm'. Syriac says 'No, it involves interesting story telling.' Thalasian says 'ooc Actually it does involve skill, and an imagination ' Kitchious says 'screw story telling, do something that takes skill?' Spek says 'i walked in the forest last night, today i just killed you' Dourjan says 'ooc: yes story telling ... but this is based on opinion ...' Thalasian says 'ooc Am I stupid enough to fight a deadly in arena? I dont think so' You say 'once long ago, mao khardong was a young man in the rice fields, where he snuck up behind thalasian, bopped him on the head' Zutir says 'would you fight me on a mage in the arena?' Kitchious says 'sure you are!' Kitchious says 'mmMMmmMMmmMMmm.' Noplex says 'skill.. you call holding a Genisis and a Oblivion skill.. then going around and killing people eh?' You say 'this was known in china as 'little bunny foo foo legend'' Zutir says 'a peaceful mage' Noplex says 'very skillful' Syriac like typing 'murder kithious'? Great skill there. Try meeting me in RL and facing me with a sword. You'd lose. Kitchious says 'im 14 you idiot syriac' Spek says 'RP kill seth for me, will you?' Kitchious says 'of course i'd lose' Aurelius asks Iliana, 'ooc: Bickering, eh?' You say 'little bunny mao khardong , i dont want to see you, scooping up thalasian and bopping him on the head' Zutir says 'dude, I could kill you guys wearing lamia daggers' Syriac says 'Then do it. I'll take a death to see you Helled or Banned.' Kitchious says 'wow, you can kill a big bad 14 year old, your my new hero syriac :(' Ozbert says 'look the body speaks the Corpse of the child known as Kharda doth speak to us' You say 'do you not like my story?' Dourjan says 'ooc: this is a game syriac ... in this game there are rules ... and Zutir will win according to these rules' Fatemyl clantalks 'Denomnia says 'i suck'' Mordy tells the group 'man, no wonder i never rp'. Noplex says 'rules' Syriac says 'In our game, those rules involve imagination and story telling.' Mordy tells the group 'these guys are fags'. Kitchious tells the group 'rofl'. Kitchious tells the group 'rofl'. Kitchious tells the group 'rofl'. Spek tells the group 'rofl'. You say 'if i met syriac in real life, i would masturbate and put it in his food' Mordy tells the group 'like you must be a serious loser to be serious about this shit'. Aurelius says 'Very lame' Dron says 'ahem, this is a public place :P' You say 'i apologize' Iliana says 'okay.. thats a bit much here.' Hoerkin says 'Okies....everyone out of ehre...' Dourjan says 'ooc: ok ... but your rules are based on opinions' Kitchious says 'yeah khardra, best not be fronting :(' You say 'mao khardong is not given to displays of vulgarity' Thalasian says 'ooc Ive actually tried to RP with you..' Alerious says 'Eep.' Hoerkin says 'NV is closed for the night' You say 'word kitchious' Dourjan says 'ooc: where as these rules are not ... they are concrete' Alerious says 'NV is closed for the night?' Iliana wars 'gents.. go.. now.. ' You say 'i won't be trippin no mo :(' Kitchious wars 'bah, can we kill them pleeeeeeeeeeeeez?' Kitchious wars 'force them all to arena :(' Nations or to tell tales. The path before you heads towards a large cave. Hoerkin says 'I'll repeat my earlier count. Count of 5.' Syriac says 'That's the biggest lameness of the night, right there.' Mordy wars 'to the hoerena!' Kitchious wars 'hael!' Hoerkin says 'Anyone remaining behind will be feeding a MOB of my choice' Iliana wars 'can't.. ' Kitchious says 'sowwy, cuz i know you can -only- rp in this room :(' Mordy tells the group 'we should just start challenging peacefuls over avtalk!:P'. Hoerkin says '5' Iliana wars 'go.. move.. now guys.. c'mon' Dron says 'what'd he say?' Mordy tells the group 'you can usually find a buncha suckers there'. Hoerkin says '4' Noplex says 'run or die!' Kitchious wars 'i wanna wait till 1 :(' Thalasian says 'Bloody hell..thats all Im saying now' Hoerkin says '3' Nimue says 'This is sad.' Caraid says 'may i stay?' Iliana wars 'shoo :)' Khardra tells the group 'masturbating isnt a dirty word :P'. Dourjan tells the group 'i'm just going to stay here'. Alerious says 'Hoerkin whats going on?' Nations or to tell tales. The path before you heads towards a large cave. Hoerkin says '2' Iliana wars 'Caraid.. you too :)' Fis, the azure dragon says 'Only since you're of Rol Na Feinne will I deign give ye a ride.' Fis, the azure dragon says 'I don't suppose you play chess do you?' Thalasian tells Alerious to shoo! Kitchious wars 'damnit, sonova' Hoerkin says '1' Nations or to tell tales. The path before you heads towards a large cave. Iliana wars 'go guys go ;)' Mordy wars ':(' Jovan utters the words, 'inner warmth'. A mysterious warmth radiates from Zutir... Fatemyl wars 'woo!' Fatemyl wars 'i recalled!' Iliana wars 'and this doesn't mean come back! ;)' Kitchious wars 'alas my brethren, wanna start killin peacefuls anyway?' Iliana wars 'shoo Caraid ;)' Kitchious wars 'hell, lets take our RP to avchat!' war mao khardong says : Twenty fleas jump on a dog. Tumult follows in The west You war 'mao khardong says : Twenty fleas jump on a dog. Tumult follows in The west' Kitchious wars 'yep' Spek wars 'this is discriminating, its the casino all over again' Shargate wars 'I am back' war brother kitchious z, we need to find a new hood to chill at Gangor wars 'great' Shargate wars 'Someone else had the laundry room =(' You war 'brother kitchious z, we need to find a new hood to chill at' war mao khardong ends sentences with prepositions, sometimes Kitchious wars 'hell yeah brotha!' You war 'mao khardong ends sentences with prepositions, sometimes' Spek tells you 'tell ili to et me' You tell Spek 'et?' Spek tells you 'set me pk dude' Kitchious wars 'hmm' Kitchious wars 'trying to think of another place to piss people off at' You tell Spek 'you are pk i think' Kitchious wars 'i mean, practice our RP skillz'