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[  9] Khardra: ill
Wed Jun 28 16:57:11 2000
To: To
I nominate for illuminati leaders:
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Leader: Waylon Smithers
 
Number One: A Hardcover 1985 edition of The Wizard Of Oz by 
Frank Baum. A nightmarish cautionary tale of agrarian revolution
--complete with a hideous tin ro-bot!
 
Number 2: Buttafuoco, Buttafuoco ,Buttafuoco 

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[ 10] Sintram: Illuminati Nominations
Thu Jun 29 00:53:46 2000
To: People
Here are my nominations for Illuminati Leadership!
 
Leader: Pavel Bure of the Florida Panthers.  In the 1999-2000 season
he joined the nifty fifty club with 58 goals and posted 36 assists to
boot.  He was the MVP of the NHL All-Star game with three goals and one
assist, and also has more than 300 career goals.  Plus, he's marrying
that spunky and sassy WTA superstar, Anna Kournikova.
 
Number One: The Stouffer's Hearty Portions Pork and Roasted Potatoes
with Barbecue Sauce and Corn Medley frozen dinner.  It's tender, slow
cooked pork, with 510 calories and only 20% of the daily recommended
allowance for fat.  Plus, it was 15% of Vitamin C, 10% of Vitamin A,
and 6% of calcium!  Generous helpings of the foods you love!  All with
the homemade taste and quality you expect from Stouffer's.
 
Number Two: The left nipple of model and superstar, Fabio Lanzoni.  Yes,
the same left nipple that was hit by a goose at Busch Gardens, the same
left nipple that brought us those wonderful "I Can't Believe It's Not
Butter" commercials, the same left nipple that starred in such classic
movies as Ironsword: Wizards and Warriors II and Spy Hard, and the same
left nipple that made guest appearances as himself in "Eek! the Cat"
and "Step by Step".