The word "hoe" is a slang term which is short for "whore", or prostitute. While the spoken word hoe is widely accepted, the written spelling is often hotly contested. I endorse the spelling "hoe" for several reasons. Proponents of "ho" use the argument that in the word "whore", ho and e are never contiguous. I concede that "ho" is the most correct spelling, but definitely not convenient. Consider the plural of ho, hos. This is obviously confusing because it phonetically would sound like "I done rode in to town on mah hoss". Ho-ites will now tell you to use " ho's " for the plural. This is blatantly incorrect. An apostrophe is used in conjunctions and to show possession, never plurality. There is another small camp who would have you spell it " ho' ". In that case " ho's " would be correct for plural hoes. However apostrophes are not to be used lightly. Furthermore there is the old "garden tool" defense. Goomra: Flumple is not a garden tool To this, I say pish and balderdash! This is goomra : http://game.org/playerpics/fullsize/Goomra.htm What happened fatty, did you eschew gardening for pulling cheesecake out of your armpits? "urrp! urrp!" a classic sentence for retardeds.