Point of view - Enzzo
	Some "important" facts... Azrakare is Tso, ie Ballan, 
ie guy that got balzhured repeatedly for duping things and 
then hoarding them and bragging about how buff he was and 
how many Justices he had. He also attempted to pay Vir for 
gens, but Vir just cashed the check and told Azrakare that 
he was sorry, but couldn't find them.  So the sun shines on 
even a dog's ass(Vir) some days.  "Polight" and "sujest" 
are words he's bastardized in the past; watch as I make fun 
of him for using them and he doesn't even realize it.  Vortok 
is Sindel, which is inexcusable, but he's rather amusing at 
one or two points in the log.  And yes, GoV is full of idiots. 
High points: an rp duel near the bottom, when he threatens 
trouble for posting guild material to the phoenix site.

Azrakare lives in Georgia with his good buddy Vach.
They share a newspaper on a park bench and huddle
together.  


Azrakare guildtalks 'can someone lead me to the guy who sells vamp candies please?'

You guildtalk 'my god, you're just a five year old newbie, aren't you'

Azrakare guildtalks 'even i forget things, enzzo.  at least im not a fire year old ass like you.'

Vortok guildtalks 'Watch out Enzzo, he'll outcast you when he becomes a leader!'

You guildtalk 'you're not an ass like me, you're an ass in completely different ways than i am'

Azrakare guildtalks 'no, i wont'

Azrakare guildtalks 'i wont bother with people like you'

You guildtalk 'but you can't deny that you're an ass'

Azrakare guildtalks 'you arent worth it'

You guildtalk 'i'm not worth it, did you have to read a self-help book for that phrase?'

Azrakare guildtalks 'yes, i can and will, enzzo, while you wont and just said that you wont.'

Vortok guildtalks 'He isnt worth it until elections are over? You think you can still win his vote?'

You guildtalk 'he was trying to kiss my ass the other day, actually :p'

Azrakare guildtalks 'no, i was trying to get you to snap out of your delirium, en'

You guildtalk 'i said something on traffic and you started sending me tells about how smart i was, you putz'

You guildtalk 'if that's not ass kissing, what was it?'

Azrakare guildtalks 'about how smart you were?'

Azrakare guildtalks 'hardly'

You guildtalk 'somebody said something about how they wanted an adamantium place, which you said was worthless, and i said was good for dr limited pks, so you started sending me tells about how you'd never thought of that'

You guildtalk 'and how it was a good idea and i was really smart and you were unfit to lick my boots =('

Azrakare guildtalks 'and that means you are smart?  you assume too much'

You guildtalk 'you're not going to respond to that? :p'

Azrakare guildtalks 'I quote the latin:  Ex imortali dei befundius te quanum.'

Azrakare guildtalks 'and that is all i have to say on the matter'

You guildtalk 'I quote the putz:  I was trying to be polight.'

Azrakare guildtalks 'you failed'

You guildtalk 'i try so hard though =('

You say 'i really should have bashed him in that note'

You say 'he pisses me off so much :p'

You say 'you should have brought up how we kicked him out of the guild once or twice, how he got balzhured for duping, and about how he tried to pay rl cash for eq but got his check cashed and his ass laughed at'

You say 'when you wrote your note'

Carnivean snickers softly.

'Azrakare sucks (but he bites first).'
 He is a male level 50 Half-troll Vampire, 1293 years of age.
 He is a non-deadly player, and belongs to the Guild of Vampires.
 Azrakare has accumulated 14 glory in his lifetime.
 He has found succor in the deity Cabal.
 His icq is 13950867
 Azrakare's personal bio:
And so i quote the latin scriptures:
          'Catapultam habeo. Nisi pecuniam omnem mihi dabis,'
            'ad caput tuum saxum immane mittam.'
-  I have a catapult.   Give me all of your money or i will fling
   a large rock at your head.
----------------------------------------------------------------------
     This is you.                 |     This is me squishing you with 
   |                              |     my thumb.
   |      I will defeat you!      |            _,....._ 
   |      /                       |           (___     `'-.__
  _|_                             |          (____     
   E\  xWx  /3                    |          (____       
    \\_(")_//                     |          (____         ___  
     \oo-oo/                      |         /\    `)   .-'`
      |o_o|                       |           \   /  .'
       |||                        |          _|_  | =|   ow! 
       X|X                        |           E\  \_\/  /  
      oX Xo                       |            \\_ xWx      
                                  |             \o('')Xo 
                                  |              oX""Xo|  
----------------------------------------------------------------------

                             Any questions?

You say 'i should be cool and age afk like azrakare so they think i'm cool and old too =('

Vortok says 'hey'

Vortok says 'he's sending me tells =p'

Vortok laughs.

Vortok says 'in this phrase i think SHOULD = SHOULD't .......'

Vortok says 'Azrakare tells you 'you should speak to enzzo.  Even i dont speak so badly of you, vort''

Vortok says 'You tell Azrakare 'i should speak to him?''

You guildtalk 'my my, azrakare... such slander.'

Vortok says 'and he called me vort =('

You say 'he calls me "en"'

Vortok guildtalks 'Only people I like can call me Vort'

You say 'he compared me to you today, and i said that was low :p'

Azrakare guildtalks 'its not slander if its true, enzzo.  And i should say you have done your fair part in recent days'

You say 'and then i said i didn't like you but that might change if you keep writing notes, then he shut up again :p'

You guildtalk 'it's not slander when it's true, and that wasn't true, dork'

You guildtalk 'which would make that slander, or should i check my dictionary again?'

Azrakare guildtalks 'dont try to cover up, en.'

Vortok says 'I could care less who likes me'

Vortok guildtalks 'En....'

You guildtalk 'he knows i don't like him, though :p'

You guildtalk 'it's not like i pretend to be his buddy and then make fun of him, like you seem to do :p'

Vortok guildtalks 'Enzzo and I are enemies here comming together for a common cause... to defeat a greater foe!'

Azrakare guildtalks 'heh, i dont pretend to be his buddy.  vortok and i hate eachother'

You guildtalk 'and yeah, what's with this "en" thing =('

You guildtalk 'i wasn't referring to him with that part, shrug'

Azrakare guildtalks 'Enzzo, ive never pretened to be your friend.'

You guildtalk 'i wasn't referring to me either, sorry =('

Azrakare guildtalks 'then elighten us, brother'

You guildtalk 'but you've tried to talk to me more than once'

You guildtalk 'the only reason you haven't pretended to be my friend is that i haven't let you even get that far'

You guildtalk 'or you'd be kissing my ass just like everyone else's :p'

Azrakare guildtalks 'heh'

Vortok guildtalks 'heh'

Vortok suddenly starts gagging.

Azrakare guildtalks 'you are so full of yourself, bud'

You guildtalk 'that's the pot calling the kettle bud =('

Vortok says 'Renek tells you 'azak is talking shit in the group i am in''

Vortok says 'Renek tells you 'hold on let me see what else he says''

You say 'rofl, have him cut and paste it'

You say 'who the fuck is renek?'

Vortok says 'Azrakare dont know i have connections'

Vortok says 'You tell Renek 'cut and past it to me''

Vortok says 'Renek tells you 'nod''

Vortok guildtalks 'Azrakare, you really shouldnt gossip about me when you're running Abby... yo might have an accident =)'

You guildtalk 'not a friend in the world, poor ballan =('

Azrakare guildtalks 'just go away.  make the world a better place.'

Vortok guildtalks 'Wow'

You guildtalk 'nice comeback =('

Vortok guildtalks 'you are a safe when it comes to comebacks =p'

Pasidon says 'thats the sign of a good leader!'

Vortok guildtalks 'safe = sage =p'

Pasidon says 'i wish drune was here'

Pasidon says 'wait'

Pasidon says 'ill get him'

 1} Eros        : Guild        : Guild Board
 2} Kyrstal     : Guildies     : Donation Rules
 3} Kyrstal     : Guildies     : Donation Rules 2
 4} Kyrstal     : Guild        : Donation chest items
 5} Eros        : Vamps        : Guild Meetings
 6} Eros        : Guildies     : VQC
 7} Kyrstal     : Guildies     : The long awaited Storage point list!
 8} Kyrstal     : Guildies     : MoTW points, check them here
 9} Kyrstal     : Initiates    : Some clarification on the Death Mark thing..
10} Raen        : Guildies     : New GoV WebSite
11} Azrakare    : Guild        : ICQ
12} Eros        V Vampires     : Quest Time
13} Tylk        V CoB members  : CoB list...read
14} Azrakare    : Guild        : The Elections and what ever follows
15} Vortok      : Guild        : The Elections and what ever follows (Part II)
16} Azrakare    : Guild        : The note Above (please do not remove it)
17} Eros        : Runners / Gu : The Results Are In!
18} Cript       : Guildies     : election instructions
19) Enzzo       : ...          : "Results"
20) Tylk        : Enzzo and al : 2 candidates
21} Megara      : Guild        : election
22} Drune       : Someone      : Something
23} Crevan      : Drune/all    : joke
24) Enzzo       : ...          : My, isn't this fun.
25) Deikan      : Yeah, Enzzo  : elections
26) Enzzo       : ...          : And, again.

[ 14] Azrakare: The Elections and what ever follows
Sun Sep 24 16:43:01 2000
To: Guild
Win or lose, good or bad, ill be here.  
You should all know me by now; you should know when i say something i
mean it.  And this i mean in greatest sincerity. 
I will always support the Guild of Vampires.  Through thick and thin,
through rough times, through good times.  I will ride them through, all these
days, untill i no longer play this game.
I love this guild and choose it before all others.  I love the memories,
even if some were bad, and i would never do without them. 
I support this guild, i support its leaders and i always will for as far
as i can see into the future.  
My will is set to help lead you, but if it is not to be so, i will never
abandon my friends and mates in this guild.
 
I wrote this note to express my overwhelming feelings t'wards this organization
.  They will always ring true.
 
Respectfully yours,
Azrakare

[ 15] Vortok: The Elections and what ever follows (Part II)
Mon Sep 25 06:17:18 2000
To: Guild
Win or lose, good or bad, ill still leave you eventually.
You SHOULD all know me by now but since most of you are newbies
many of you dont know that all the senior guild members dislike
me and can't stand my false presentation in the note before this
one. I will always claim to support the guild of vampires but
like before if times get to rough ill leave again =(. I really
do try to ride but sometimes fall off the horse and never get
back on it for years. I support this guild, and i support it's
leaders even though i talk about them behind their back because
I feel i can do a better job.
My will is set to help lead you, but if it is not to be so, then
I will be pissed for a few days and never really forget how
I am at you all for not voting me into leadership.
 
I wrote this note to express my overwhelming feelings t'wards
obtaining leadership and power in this guild.
They will always ring true.
 
Deceitfully yours,
You know who

[ 16] Azrakare: The note Above (please do not remove it)
Mon Sep 25 12:47:51 2000
To: Guild
I think the note above is a good show of what im up against.
Yes, i have made some mistakes in my past, but most things said about me
are untrue and hurtfull.   This is what i deal with.  People like this,
daily.  
Yet i am stronger, for it.  They have tought me the graces of the realms
through having to deal with them.
 
You still know me.  Through and through, no matter what others say, trust
to yourself, and belive what you see; not what others say.
 
Thank you, vortok, for showing your true self to the guild.
- Azrakare


(|1316/1241hp|46/60bp|590/590mv|1000al|H|E|$398064|)[ 19] Enzzo: "Results"
Tue Sep 26 01:14:19 2000
To: ...
.     There was a point in the guild's history where I didn't have to write
notes, I liked that time.  But that time was years ago, and thus, this note.
.     I don't remember the guild being asked whether or not they could handle
choosing between a whole five people for elections.  I myself am
perfectly capable of this and don't like having the choice taken away from me.
Simply because the leaders evidently like two of the GoV candidates more than
the rest should not give them the authority to sweep the other three aside.
I am not of the opinion that Azrakare and Onteria are the two best candidates
for guild leadership.  Not that I have anything against them, or at least
against Onteria, but isn't the whole concept of an election to let the majority
decide? Even in the US election system, which isn't exactly ideal, the people
get to decide who they will be voting for in each party, and then who they will
vote for as their final, non party specific choice.  If there had been some
kind of thing like that here, I would not be writing this note, but there was
not, and so I am.  I remember a year or two ago we had a #2 appointed after
someone resigned.  The guild would not stand for it; he was removed and we
had a real election.  Of course, I doubt anything like that happens this time,
since no once seems to give a damn about anything anymore.  I mean, if you
people will swallow Azrakare's tripe, which I hope you have not, there's
no point in me writing this note.  So, someone else complain about this... If I
am the only one with an opinion beyond what Il Duce feeds me, I don't think
I have any reason for staying here anymore.  I refuse to put on a brown shirt
and become that which I abhor, so it's rather likely I may be leaving soon.
.     Enzzo.



Drune says 'as long as there is a "lesser" evil i don't mind'

You say 'there is no lesser evil though'

You say 'i'd rather have restol leading the guild than azrakare'

You say 'and i say that in all seriousness =('

Drune says 'Azrakare isn't going to win if we all vote against him'

Vortok guildtalks 'Enzzo says 'i'd rather have restol leading the guild than azrakare''

Pasidon rolls on the floor laughing hysterically.

Somynex guildtalks 'who's restol?'

You guildtalk 'it's true =('

Azrakare guildtalks 'Ouch, En...'

You guildtalk 'somy, whois me'

Azrakare guildtalks 'now thats a low blow'

Somynex guildtalks 'pardon my ignorance. =)'

You guildtalk 'he's forever immortalized in my bio'

Pasidon says 'En...'

Drune guildtalks '::chortle::'

Pasidon guildtalks 'hehe'

Somynex guildtalks '=P~'

'Enzzo-tron: 2084.'
 He is a male level 50 Gith Vampire, 607 years of age.
 He is a non-deadly player, and belongs to the Guild of Vampires.
 Enzzo has accumulated 45 glory in his lifetime.
 His homepage can be found at http://x60.deja.com/getdoc.xp?AN=636532216&CONTEXT=&hitnum=0
 Enzzo's personal bio:
Xanistan guildtalks 'u know enzzo ur a real piece of garbage'
Fannalynn guildtalks 'i am not even going to answer that ennzo'

Restol: i know how to multi seth
Restol: don't laugh
Restol: emmy has hellfires
Restol: darkness are you a wolf
Restol: darko can't be multied as easy as emmy
Restol: hey i am buff enough to be in inconnu
Restol: simpkin is the biggest wimp
Restol: i would take him if i had more then 5 minutes
Restol: 41 glory for trade looking for new seth
Restol: new seth isn't that good really
Restol: cool thief for trade has a good bio, looking for cleric
Restol: i was going to solo emerald for a taint to
Restol: man is this game boring without me
Restol: my name still looks good
 
Tenthales: how do  you get to lvl 65???? *boggle*
Uziel openly traffics:  hrm thats 230 glory wasted on hps
Kolad: all meet at the pot seller in casino
Gargery wars 'Help!  I am being attacked by Fanerlyxi!'
Gargery wars 'Help!  I am being attacked by Virtkas!'
Gargery wars 'that was jewish'

Somynex guildtalks 'the poor guy. =P~'

Vortok guildtalks 'lol'

Vortok guildtalks 'Restol: cool thief for trade has a good bio, looking for cleric'

You say 'i should put my bio on some other char and start filling my bio with azrakare-ings of words'

Pasidon says 'that restol comment posted sounds like kestal'

You say 'kestal's an idiot too'

Pasidon seems to agree.

Vortok says 'Renek tells you 'he said sorry guys vortok is really getting on my nerves''

Vortok says 'Renek tells you 'hold on he is talking now let me see what he says''

Vortok guildtalks 'Am i getting on your nerves Azrakare?'

Azrakare guildtalks 'it takes more than you two to tick me off ;)'

Vortok guildtalks 'lies =p'

You guildtalk 'i've ticked you off before just by myself =('

Azrakare guildtalks 'naww, i just played with your head, en.  '

You guildtalk 'oh, i'm sure that's it :p'

Azrakare guildtalks 'And lo'! he took it and it uprooted without damage.  and he planted it in the rightful womb of its mother's earth and it came to grow and harden and bear its gifts.'

You guildtalk 'it took you the space between saying goodbye to somy and now to type that, didn't it =('

Azrakare guildtalks 'trying something different for a change, en?'

You guildtalk 'that was pretty much the same, i thought?'

Azrakare guildtalks 'and you speak to me of grammar.  correct your own.'

You guildtalk 'and what's with the "en" thing? you didn't answer that last time.'

Azrakare guildtalks 'i call you what i will.'

You guildtalk 'i see =('

Drune guildtalks 'Do you have that striped tie in teal?'

You guildtalk 'go re-read that, my grammar was correct =('

Azrakare guildtalks 'the question mark does not belong.'

You guildtalk 'and how does it not? you truly are a putz, aren't you.'

Azrakare guildtalks 'see.  you did it again'

You guildtalk 'questions are no longer correct grammar =('

Azrakare guildtalks 'you are entire in your contradiction, enzzo.'

You guildtalk 'typing with the thesaurus now, eh?'

Azrakare guildtalks 'no.  Feel honored, you have made me try.'

You guildtalk 'why do you revert to gay rp-speak when you're mad?'

Azrakare guildtalks 'im not mad, bro.'

Azrakare guildtalks 'that is how i speak'

You guildtalk 'okay, why do you revert to gay rp-speak when you're calling me bro?'

Vortok guildtalks 'You speak like a retard?'

Carnivean says 'and besides, I hardly know how to verbally spar with someone whose every utterance is so cataclysmically stupid or monosyllabic and ungrammatical to the point of unintielligibility'

Azrakare guildtalks 'i guess so... *makes a c on his chest and tries to bite his own ear*'

You say 'can i put that in my bio? =('

Carnivean says 'yes, but fix the typo in unintelligibility :('

You guildtalk 'you know, you're not supposed to actually make it to biting your own ear...'

Azrakare guildtalks 'any suggestions, then?'

You guildtalk 'what do i sujest?'

You guildtalk 'try to be more polight in the futar'

Drune guildtalks 'medicine?'

Azrakare guildtalks 'you are speaking to me, Enzzo?  I have tried to be polite to you.  I have tried to just ignore you.  Yet you are still here.  Ive decided to live with it and play your game.  '

You guildtalk 'you completely misunderstood that, didn't you.'

Azrakare guildtalks 'most likely.  its 3 am.'

Vortok guildtalks 'Azrakare you are a true moron'

You guildtalk 'sometimes i almost pity you, but then i laugh a lot instead =('

Azrakare guildtalks 'dont have pity for me.  I am more than you could dream of.'

You guildtalk 'far more? or just more?'

Azrakare guildtalks 'i havent decided yet.  get back to me when you grow up.'

You guildtalk 'and will i be able to dream of you with practice? wanking's been tough lately'

Pasidon says 'i honestly cant believe one of the leaders chose azra as a choice'

You guildtalk 'yes? no? i need definitive answers here =('

Vortok says 'cript'

You say 'cript must be an idiot'

You say 'i've never spoken with him, or eros for that matter'

You say 'but they must be idiots'

You say 'righT?'

Pasidon says 'whoever voted for him, i am afraid so'

Azrakare guildtalks 'im glad to see the amount of effort you take bashing me, enzzo.  its almost an honor.  Like sucking the presedent's cock.'

You guildtalk 'precedents have cocks?'

Drune guildtalks 'lovey language'

Pasidon says 'president'

Pasidon rolls on the floor laughing hysterically.

Brantees guildtalks 'alrighty fellas could you guys possibly take it to tells?'

You say 'i know it's president, i'm using his spelling mistake along with another word to make myself giggle like a schoolgirl'

Azrakare guildtalks 'heh.  Sorry, brant ;)'

Carnivean guildtalks 'No, I'm enjoying.'

Renek guildtalks 'me also'

Pasidon guildtalks 'this is fun :('

Farguss guildtalks 'it's like watching springer'

Vortok guildtalks 'i like it'

Pasidon guildtalks 'nods'

Brantees guildtalks 'never mind..im outvoted :P'

Pasidon guildtalks 'jerry! jerry! jerry!'

Vortok guildtalks 'Azrakare is about to bring out his gay lover'

Pasidon guildtalks '*throws a chair at Brantees*'

Drune guildtalks 'springer with no sensorship'

You guildtalk 'poor drunie, he's wearing off on you =('

Azrakare guildtalks 'you better hurry up and correct his spelling as well, enzzo.'

You guildtalk 'hey hey, i just did!'

Vortok guildtalks 'he beat you!'

You guildtalk 'fear the blazing speed of my 28.8 modem!'

Vortok guildtalks 'Azrakare... can you answer a question for me please?'

Azrakare guildtalks 'sure.'

Vortok guildtalks 'What made you become a homosexual?'

Vortok guildtalks 'was it your dad?'

Azrakare guildtalks 'you.  smooch'

Vortok guildtalks 'Did your father touch your penis when you were 12?'

You guildtalk 'when he realized his anus could expand to a fourteen inch diamter, he knew his future was novelty gay porn =('

You guildtalk 'diameter =('

Vortok guildtalks 'heh'

Vortok guildtalks 'I bet yer mummy used to play with your cock and ballz'

Azrakare guildtalks 'You are disgusting.'

Vortok guildtalks 'ok, i have one more final question for you.'

Azrakare guildtalks 'sure, ask.'

Vortok guildtalks 'If you had a faggot on your back.. would you leave him there or beat him off?'

You guildtalk 'if you knew i was posting this on the phoenix website at the start, would you have said anything differently? =('

Azrakare guildtalks 'if i had a bundle of sticks used to light fires on my back id simply take it off.'

Azrakare guildtalks 'no, enzzo.  Im happy with my performance.'

Vortok guildtalks 'that wasnt an option and you are out of context'

Azrakare guildtalks 'no, a faggot is a bundle of twigs used to light fires.'

You guildtalk 'even when i made fun of you and you didn't get it? you're happy with that? =('

Vortok guildtalks 'If you had a homosexual male human being on your back (like now) would you leave him there or beat him off?'

Azrakare guildtalks 'Vortok, you just dissed yourself.'

Vortok guildtalks 'didnt your dad ask you this when he had you mounted the other day?'

Drune guildtalks 'dissed... that brings back memories'

Azrakare guildtalks ''On my back' - slang - to berate, spite.  '

You say 'is he trying to say that you're fucking him in the ass?'

You say 'and that he doesn't mind, but it should bother you?'

Azrakare guildtalks 'so, you just claimed you were a homosexual?'

Azrakare guildtalks 'and you called Enzzo one as well?'

You guildtalk 'and where, pray tell, did you get this "definition"?'

Azrakare guildtalks 'azrakare's handy dandy comeback dictionary.'

Vortok guildtalks 'he cant think of a good comeback so he starts slipping with horrible comebacks =('

Pasidon says 'you were right about the dictionary'

You guildtalk 'that's your idea of a comeback? making something up?'

Azrakare guildtalks 'your idea of making fun is weaving lies, enzzo.  You contradict yourself again.'

You say 'has he said anything funny in that group talk yet?'

Vortok guildtalks 'we dont weave lies'

You guildtalk 'weaving lies? you've been reading drune's title again =('

Vortok guildtalks 'we tell your story'

Azrakare guildtalks 'tell my story then, in full'

Azrakare guildtalks 'and ill correct you'

Vortok guildtalks 'ok'

Azrakare guildtalks 'for every word you say.'

You guildtalk 'when you get your best arguments from drune's title maybe you're out of ideas =('

Azrakare guildtalks 'because you are wrong'

Vortok guildtalks 'once upon a time'

Vortok guildtalks 'there was a little boy name Azrakare'

You guildtalk 'what lies have i been making up, though?'

Pasidon says 'little girl'

You guildtalk 'shh vortok, i want him to correct me'

Vortok guildtalks 'His father would juggle his ballz until he reached the age of 5'

Azrakare guildtalks 'im busy.  we will have to adjurn to another date and time.'

Drune guildtalks 'copyright...'

You guildtalk '...'

You guildtalk 'you say i've made up lies about you, i ask what they were and you leave'

Drune says 'Azrakare tells you 'copyright?''

Vortok guildtalks 'Avatar          Azrakare sucks (but he bites first). <Guild of Vampires>'

You guildtalk 'okay, have fun trying to bs your way through it tomorrow'

Drune says 'You tell Azrakare 'why are you sending me tells?''

Azrakare guildtalks 'oh, im still here.  but like i said, im busy'

Azrakare guildtalks 'and i dont BS'

Vortok guildtalks 'Avatar          Azrakare: Don't ask, don't tell. <Guild of Vampires>'

Azrakare guildtalks 'congratulations.  you just made me laugh'

You say 'whoa, he spelled congratulations right'

You say 'someone correct him with an incorrect spelling and see what he says'

Azrakare guildtalks 'reply pure jealosy, why else would they bother'

Azrakare guildtalks 'xchan'

You guildtalk 'that would be good if anybody talked to you =('

Pasidon guildtalks 'snicker'

You guildtalk 'actually, i have a serious question for you, azrakare'

Azrakare guildtalks 'last one.  i am busy.'

You guildtalk 'why run for leadership in a guild where the only people who like you are ones with no idea who you are?'

You guildtalk 'what can you honestly hope to do here, assuming you win?'

Azrakare guildtalks 'ive never been in that situation, en.'

Azrakare guildtalks 'they know me better than you.  And they know me to be better than you.  '

You guildtalk 'okay, for your sake we'll pretend that some people like you for who you are, which makes me laugh within itself, but i'll pretend it doesn't.'

You guildtalk 'why run for leadership in a guild whose members hate you?'

Azrakare guildtalks 'you dont count as a member, enzzo.  You are not active'

You guildtalk 'even if it's only six or seven members that hate you... that's a substantial part of a guild'

You guildtalk 'i'm trying to be serious here.'

Drune guildtalks 'define active please'

Azrakare guildtalks 'you are failing once again.  '

Azrakare guildtalks 'active as in caring about what goes on beyond petty differences and foolish hatred.  '

You guildtalk 'i ask you a question, and instead of answer it you insult me and say i "fail" some ambiguous test?'

Azrakare guildtalks 'i didnt like your question, enzzo.'

Azrakare guildtalks 'it was unfair.'

You guildtalk 'see, now you're attempting to insult me, rather than define the word'

Drune guildtalks 'i cannot accept that as an acceptable answer'

Azrakare guildtalks 'tough cookies, drune'

You guildtalk 'such razor wit, but please, give him a definition that applies?'

Azrakare guildtalks 'i dont have time for this... '

You guildtalk 'you're great at making excuses, aren't you'

Drune guildtalks 'cookies aren't usuallly touch... hard sometimes but not tough'

You guildtalk 'well, mediocre at best, but you certainly try =('

Pasidon says 'its called beating around the bush or avoiding the questions'

You say 'i guess he realized he's been made a fool of for the past hour and wants to cut his losses'

Azrakare glances over the notes.

Azrakare reads a note.

You say 'aww, would i lie to you?'

You say 'i didn't put anything i said i wouldn't, however tempting'

Azrakare is ignoring you.

You say 'Azrakare is ignoring you.'

You say 'so he admits i won?'

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[ 20] Azrakare: bye
Tue Sep 26 02:32:20 2000
To: Enzzo
Good riddance.

Pasidon says 'he put you on ignore and said good riddance'

Pasidon snickers softly.

Drune says 'Enzzo is Guild Rabble Rouser'

You say 'azrakare being the rabble?'

You say 'does he think people will vote for him after they see that? :P'

Pasidon says 'renek said azra told the group he is putting you guys on ignore till run is over'

You say '"you guys" being me? :p'

Pasidon says 'i think so'

You snicker softly.

Pasidon says 'Azrakare tells you 'dude, what did i ever do to those guys to get them to treat me like that?''

You roll on the floor laughing hysterically.

You say 'tell him to ask me!'

Drune says 'let me count the ways...'

Pasidon says 'Azrakare tells you 'thier votes against me are going to hurt''

Pasidon says 'Azrakare tells you 'i dont want 3 assholes to ruin this for me.  and you know they will try''

You say 'you're making this up, aren't you =('

Pasidon shakes his head.

Pasidon says 'what do you want me to ask him?'

You say 'does he think you're his buddy or something? :p'

Drune says 'i'm a rosey smelling asshole'

Some time later...

Azrakare sits down.

Azrakare says 'enzzo, let me just tell you now that i dont take kindly to you and what you do.  Dont go to far.'

You say 'i don't see what you mean'

Azrakare says 'dont post a log on the phoenix web page.  that was guild talk'

Azrakare says 'it belongs for the guild'

Azrakare says 'post it on the GoV web page'

You say 'it's hoe talk now =('

Azrakare says 'if you take it out of guild, i will do my best to have you repremanded.'

You say 'oh? and how, pray tell, will you accomplish this?'

Azrakare says 'guess.'

You say 'um'

You say 'you'll try to make fun of me and i'll laugh at you?'

You say 'you'll tell imms and they'll laugh at you too?'

Azrakare says 'wrong'

You say 'you'll whine and cry and bitch and everyone will laugh at you?'

You say 'am i right?'

Azrakare says 'wrong again'

You say 'oh? then how?'

Azrakare says 'Keep guessing.'

Pasidon tells you 'he is trying to scare you :('

You say 'but i'm obviously not good at this =('

You tell Pasidon 'i know'

You tell Pasidon 'next he's gonna tell me he's kali, and i'll laugh my ass off'

Azrakare pats you on your back.

Azrakare says 'its ok.'

You say 'enlighten me, please?'

Azrakare says 'nope'

You say 'oh'

You say 'read every help file on the mud, you're not going to find one that says i can't log things'

You say 'sorry, but that's the way it is'

Azrakare says 'there are guild rules, though.'

Azrakare says 'and guild standards'

You say 'there weren't back in my day =('

Azrakare says 'your day sucked'

You say 'well, i had a lot more fun then'

Azrakare says 'then go relive them'

Drune says 'he's going to come over your house Enzzo and challenge you to a duel of pistols!'

You gasp in astonishment.

Azrakare grins.

You say 'but if he challenges me i get to select the pistols'

Azrakare says 'only yours.'

Azrakare says 'ill choose mine.'

You say 'no, both'

Azrakare says 'no, i disagree to those rules'

You say 'aren't you southern? don't you understand how this works?'

Azrakare says 'no, im not southern.  I happen to now live in the south, but i am not southern'

Drune says 'The rules: I win, you die.'

Azrakare says 'i agree to those.  I win, you die.'

You say 'only from my perspective =('

Azrakare says 'sounds good'

Drune says 'okay now you take that squirt gun i'll get the uzi'

Drune says 'when Drune sez i Drune means Drune and not I as in the loose ended I which can refer to anyone'

Azrakare gets his 2H-S-4O out and fills the gun.

Pasidon tells you 'he is trying to be cool and funny *hehe*'

You say 'drune also sometimes means enzzo'

Drune says 'Drune generally doesn't to refer to anyone/everyone when Drune saying I to refer to Drune'

You say 'as in that case'

You gently pet Drune.

Drune agrees with you.

You tell Pasidon 'he's not trying very hard'

Azrakare says 'enzzo, just dont post it, k?'

You tell Pasidon 'or if he is, it's sad'

Azrakare rises up.

You guildtalk 'you ask me questions but leave before i answer =('

You guildtalk 'but i thank you of taking time out of your busy schedule to plead with me'

Azrakare guildtalks 'it wasnt a question.  it was a demand and a statment.'

You guildtalk 'for, even'

Azrakare guildtalks 'Here is is again:  DONT do it.  Got me?'

You guildtalk 'neither demands nor statements end in question marks'

Pasidon rolls on the floor laughing hysterically.

Drune says 'Azrakare likes to make demans'

Pasidon says 'statment'

Azrakare guildtalks 'NOW im asking you a question.  DO YOU UNDERSTAND ME?'

You guildtalk 'though maybe statments do?'

Pasidon says 'he used caps :('

Pasidon says 'you made him mad '

You guildtalk 'you have intimidated me with your capital letters =('

Azrakare guildtalks 'they were used for emphasis'

Azrakare guildtalks 'im glad you enjoyed them, they were lovingly crafted'

You guildtalk 'i propose that we have a rp duel to see what happens next!'

You guildtalk 'emote draws his sword and looks mean! =('

Pasidon guildtalks 'hehe'

Drune guildtalks 'lol'

You guildtalk 'ooc is it okay to have a frowny face? =('

Pasidon guildtalks 'lol'

You guildtalk 'ooc your turn'

Drune guildtalks 'ROFL'

Azrakare guildtalks 'emote rips out Enzzo's entrails and eat them while he is still living.'

Azrakare guildtalks 'i win'

Drune says 'sore ribs'

Azrakare guildtalks 'replace eat with eats'

You guildtalk 'emote parries!'

Azrakare guildtalks 'you cant parry a death blow.  you are dead'

Azrakare guildtalks 'i already won'

You guildtalk 'ooc your turn again'

You guildtalk 'ooc you didn't win i parried'

Azrakare guildtalks 'no, you are dead.'

You guildtalk 'ooc you're cheating'

Azrakare guildtalks 'yes, i am'

You guildtalk 'ooc i win by default'

Azrakare guildtalks 'you are still dead'

You guildtalk 'ooc i'm not dead because you cheated, i won before i died'

You say 'he probably doesn't even think "ooc" is funny to say, does he'

Carnivean says 'you can kill yourself now, you're dead in azrakare's mind :('

Azrakare guildtalks 'IC: dont make me get my army.'

You guildtalk 'ooc you must emote will demand =('

You guildtalk 'emote WILL DEMAND that he will get his army!'

You guildtalk 'ooc does this mean i win?'

Azrakare guildtalks 'no.  i parry'

Drune guildtalks 'you didn't emote it'

Azrakare guildtalks 'i dont have to.  im just that powerful'

You guildtalk 'ooc are you thinking about parrying?'

Drune guildtalks 'thats now how this game is played...'

You guildtalk 'ooc you lost =('

Azrakare guildtalks 'enzzo, have you ever stoped to think of how much of a fool you are?'

Azrakare pets you.

You guildtalk 'emote stands triumphant, lord of all that is good in this world'

You guildtalk 'emote attracts many hoes and lives happily ever after'

Azrakare guildtalks 'the end'

You guildtalk 'ooc no, i've never stoped at all'

You guildtalk 'ooc how does one stope?'

Azrakare guildtalks 'like this: '

You guildtalk ': ''

Azrakare guildtalks '*wonder's if enzzo's brain only works when his hands are moving*'

You guildtalk 'now i have stoped'

You guildtalk 'huzzah'

You guildtalk 'ooc is an asterisk like an emote? i don't get it'

You guildtalk 'ooc dead people can't wonder things though, i killed you'

Azrakare guildtalks 'no, remember.  you won by default.  i killed you'

Drune guildtalks 'I'm going to have to remove you from the game if you can't play by the rules'

You guildtalk 'ooc but i didn't die because you cheated, then i killed you'

You guildtalk 'ooc or did i forget to?'

Azrakare guildtalks 'you forgot to'

You guildtalk 'IC emote kills azrakare.'

Azrakare guildtalks 'emote parries!'

You guildtalk 'ooc but you were disqualified, you aren't allowed to parry'

Azrakare guildtalks 'ooc: you are dead, you arent allowed to attack'

You guildtalk 'ooc after being disqualified you can't parry'

Azrakare guildtalks 'ooc:  you cheated by attacking after dead.  I win by default. '

You guildtalk 'ooc you're just waiting for me to kill you so the game's over'

Azrakare guildtalks 'IC:  kills Enzzo.'

You guildtalk 'ooc you're trying to cheat again'

Azrakare guildtalks 'ooc:  no, you are'

Drune guildtalks 'I win.'

Azrakare guildtalks 'ok, drune wins'

You guildtalk 'ooc drune can i be your duke?'

Drune guildtalks 'ooc yes with extra stuff'

You guildtalk 'ooc okay that would be cool'

Azrakare guildtalks 'ooc: duke duke duke, duke of En, en, en.  Duke of en, en en, duke of En-zzo.'

You say 'my god, that was the most homosexual thing i have ever had to bear witness to'

You guildtalk 'ooc i understand i can only think when i'm typing'

Azrakare guildtalks 'or wanking'

You guildtalk 'ooc yes i must also think while wanking'

You guildtalk 'ooc i've heard of horrible accidents that happen to people who don't'

Drune guildtalks 'ROFL'

Azrakare guildtalks 'it only takes 8 lbs/sq.in. to pull off the human penis.  is that what happened to you, en?  wank too hard?'

You guildtalk 'ooc i haven't had anything happen to me, but i've heard of horrible accidents'

Drune guildtalks 'where do you get your information?'

Azrakare guildtalks 'im full of useless knowlage, drune'

You guildtalk 'ooc where do you get knowlage? i would like some'

Azrakare guildtalks 'i pick it up as i go along'

Drune guildtalks 'You knowless is useless if you have no references >=P'

You guildtalk 'ooc where do you usually find it?'

Drune guildtalks 'bless... knowledge...'

Azrakare guildtalks 'books, articles, internet, friends, community, media, socialization, ect.'

Drune guildtalks 'specific...'

You guildtalk 'ooc so i may find knowlage in these places?'

Azrakare guildtalks 'maybe'

You guildtalk 'ooc or does it take a special talent?'

You guildtalk 'ooc some technique i'm not familiar with?'

Azrakare guildtalks 'i dont know, enzzo.  '

You guildtalk 'ooc but you have much knowlage'

You guildtalk 'ooc surely you must know how this came to be'

Azrakare guildtalks 'Im quoting anne rice:  Why, why should i know these things?  Do you know them?'

Azrakare guildtalks 'the vampire lestat to the vampire louis, btw.'

You guildtalk 'I'm quoting Anne Rice:  "I'm an illiterate cunt but I use naughty words and phrases in my "books" and make them about vampires so people buy them"'

You guildtalk 'ooc =('

Azrakare guildtalks 'i read them, i didnt say i respected her.'

You guildtalk 'ooc but then her quotes carry no weight, so why quote them?'

You say 'change in argument mid-paragraph, such fun'

Azrakare guildtalks 'A rose by any other name would smell as sweet.   - Shakespeare.     To say:  a quote is a quote is a quote.'

(|1316/1316hp|0/60bp|590/590mv|1000al|H|E|$405540|)say the log's only gonna be bigger =(
You say 'the log's only gonna be bigger =('

You guildtalk 'ooc but those don't relate to eachother in any way at all'

Azrakare guildtalks 'yes they do'

You guildtalk 'ooc please explain!'

Azrakare guildtalks 'a rose would still be a rose, no matter how you named it or thought of it.'

Azrakare guildtalks 'a quote is still a quote, no matter from what scorce it comes'

Pasidon says 'is he ooc or ic'

You guildtalk 'ooc but that doesn't apply'

Azrakare guildtalks 'i never said it was relevant.'

You guildtalk 'ooc yes you did'

Azrakare guildtalks 'no i didnt'

Pasidon says 'dont you get into trouble for not going ooc?'

You guildtalk 'ooc also please put the ooc before your oocs so i know what you mean'

Azrakare guildtalks 'no'

You guildtalk 'ooc please?'

Azrakare guildtalks 'ooc: no'

You guildtalk 'ooc but you just did'

You guildtalk 'ooc i don't understand'

Azrakare guildtalks 'good'

You guildtalk 'ooc you are mean'

Azrakare guildtalks 'nuh-uh.  you are.'

You guildtalk 'ooc is that ic?'

Azrakare guildtalks 'i dont know anymore.'

You guildtalk 'ooc but i might have to duel you again =('

Azrakare guildtalks 'drune will just win again..'

Drune guildtalks 'IC: ::flex::'

You guildtalk 'ooc we can ask him to not participate this time'

You guildtalk 'ooc pasidon please explain if that lol was ic or ooc'

You guildtalk 'ooc this is all very confusing to me'

Azrakare guildtalks 'and, btw, i never did RP battles.  i always took it to the arena.'

Azrakare guildtalks 'and, btw, i never lost.'

Azrakare guildtalks 'thats where tso got his bad rep in the RP community'

You guildtalk 'ooc i'm sure that's exactly what happened'

Azrakare guildtalks 'i killed everyone else'

You guildtalk 'ooc people tend to lose arena duels when they're using warriors with 1300hp'

Azrakare guildtalks 'no, i was the warrior with 1300 hp'

Azrakare guildtalks 'they were mostly vamps with 1600 hp '

You guildtalk 'ooc i realize this'

You guildtalk 'ooc this is why you lost'

Azrakare guildtalks 'but, i didnt lose'

You guildtalk 'ooc but now you're lying'

Azrakare guildtalks 'they sucked at pk, while i have always been a good pker.'

Azrakare guildtalks 'no, enzzo.  ask around.  '

Pasidon says 'hmm killing people who cannot pk isnt pk :('

You guildtalk 'ooc okay =('

You guildtalk 'ooc do you still pk?'

You say 'i want to know his deadlies :p'

Azrakare guildtalks 'not on this mud'

Pasidon says 'thats like saying i have a big dick and comparing it to kids in elementary school :('

Azrakare guildtalks 'i get bored of pk on other muds.  i tend to not lose.'

You guildtalk 'ooc never?'

You say 'he wants me to duel him so bad :p'

Azrakare guildtalks 'never is a strong word'

Carnivean says 'doooo it'

Carnivean nudges you.

Pasidon says 'do it '

Azrakare guildtalks 'i will not clame never, but i will re-itterate my statement:  i tend not to lose.'

You guildtalk 'ooc i challenge you to an arena duel =('

Azrakare guildtalks 'not right now'

Azrakare guildtalks 'im tired'

Pasidon guildtalks 'ic omg there is going to be blood :('

You guildtalk 'ooc but so am i =('

Azrakare guildtalks 'ok, but you have to use enzzo.'

You guildtalk 'ooc but that would not be fair'

Azrakare guildtalks 'if you dont use enzzo, i get to use an alt'

You guildtalk 'ooc obviously you are much better than i am'

You guildtalk 'ooc okay you can use an alt too'

Azrakare guildtalks 'no, en.'

Azrakare guildtalks 'you are a better pker than me'

Azrakare guildtalks 'ill give you that'

You guildtalk 'ooc or maybe i will use this char'

You guildtalk 'ooc you have never pkilled with me =('

Azrakare guildtalks 'you are wrong in that statement'

Azrakare guildtalks 'i dont always let people know who i am'

You say 'rofl, he thinks i'm drew or something'

You guildtalk 'ooc when did we pkill?'

Azrakare guildtalks 'jesus, what do you want?  a date and time?'

You say 'since i mentioned the phoenix log site'

You guildtalk 'ooc that would be nice'

Azrakare guildtalks 'too bad.'

Zendroax guildtalks 'hello all =)'

You guildtalk 'ooc what character you used and a general idea of the time?'

Azrakare guildtalks 'hey hey zen ;)'

You say 'i don't think he knows any of my alts beyond this one'

You hrm. Hrm.

You say 'and even with other chars, i haven't been in a pkill for months :p'

You say 'he's making things up :p'

You guildtalk 'ooc how am i to know that this ever really happened? =('

Azrakare guildtalks 'ok, but first you have to stand on your head and sing the ENTIRE national anthem of the USA.  Im talking all 3 verses.'

You guildtalk 'ooc but i don't know the national anthem'

Azrakare guildtalks 'well darn'

You guildtalk 'ooc i despise westerner swine'

Azrakare guildtalks 'and what would you be?'

You guildtalk 'ooc i am of russian descent =('

Azrakare guildtalks 'you have my pity'

You guildtalk 'ooc i don't see what you mean again'

Azrakare guildtalks 'i pity you because you are descended from russians'

You guildtalk 'ooc but what is wrong with mother russia?'

Azrakare guildtalks 'BUT, just you'

You guildtalk 'ooc are you anti-russian?'

Azrakare guildtalks 'nothing really.  i just pity you'

You guildtalk 'ooc all of this is just because i'm russian, isn't it =('

Azrakare guildtalks 'no.'

You guildtalk 'ooc my race is being repressed =('

Carnivean says 'I wish the note where he answered the question about racism on guildtalk was still up'

You seem to get a laugh from something saying, "heh heh heh".

Azrakare guildtalks 'its because you are you, enzzo.  and for all the hell you have given me.  and for all the times you have scorned me.  it is for that.'

You guildtalk 'ooc but that was all because of your blatant anti-russian attitudes'

Azrakare guildtalks 'no, it was an anti-enzzo attack'

You guildtalk 'ooc i thought racism on guildtalk was bad?'

Azrakare guildtalks 'you arent a race, enzzo'

You guildtalk 'ooc you have insulted mother russia'

You guildtalk 'ooc and all of her people'

Azrakare guildtalks 'you insulted america'

Veroch guildtalks 'Enzzo, you seem to be pushing this topic too far,  Drop it'

Drune guildtalks 'america sucks'

You guildtalk 'ooc it is not my fault if the americans are all lazy and obese'

You guildtalk 'ooc veroch you are a hoe'

Pasidon guildtalks 'hehe'

Veroch guildtalks 'I also log guild talk.  Cript and Eros will have a mudmail copy in 30 seconds'
Syrus reads a note.

You guildtalk 'ooc who are they =('

Pasidon guildtalks 'it is all logged already'

Carnivean rolls on the floor laughing hysterically.

Pasidon guildtalks 'from cript's donation bot'

You guildtalk 'ooc also this will be quite the long mudmail =('

Zendroax guildtalks 'Enzzo..may i ask a question?'

You guildtalk 'ooc yes you may'

You guildtalk 'ooc as long as it is not insulting like azrakare's questions'

Zendroax guildtalks 'why do you type "ooc" before everything you say?'

You guildtalk 'ooc because it is out of context'

Azrakare guildtalks 'turnabout is fair play, enzzo'

Azrakare guildtalks 'wrong, enzzo'

Azrakare guildtalks 'ooc means out of character'

You guildtalk 'ooc alas, i have been found out =('

Zendroax guildtalks 'uhm...ooook =)'

You guildtalk 'ooc i'm not a real roleplayer =('

You guildtalk 'ooc i only roleplay because it makes me think i am more of a man'

Azrakare guildtalks 'no comment'

You guildtalk 'ooc i just do it when no one's looking'

Azrakare guildtalks 'im going to buy, guildies'

You guildtalk 'ooc what are you buying?'

Azrakare guildtalks 'err'

You guildtalk 'ooc you should buy a dictionary'

Azrakare guildtalks 'bed.  not buy.'

Zoa guildtalks 'Sleep well Azrakare'

You guildtalk 'ooc farewell lord azrakare'

You guildtalk 'ooc or is that ic =('

Azrakare guildtalks 'dont let enzzo ruffle your feathers guys... he is just like that, you know?  '

You guildtalk 'ooc i fuck chickens to help you learn =('

Azrakare guildtalks 'oh, now thats going strait to the imms'

You guildtalk 'ooc i don't understand'

You guildtalk 'ooc i was quoting a popular television show'

You guildtalk 'ooc evidently no one understood so i apologize'

Azrakare guildtalks 'southpark'

Pasidon guildtalks 'imms do not care if we curse over guild'

Pasidon guildtalks 'only public channels'

Azrakare guildtalks 'not true'

You guildtalk 'ooc a chicken has no orifices large enough for my penis to fit in anyways'

Zendroax looks at you.

You say 'greetings lord zendroax'

You say 'how fare thee this fine day?'

Zendroax says 'quite good actually =)'

You say 'i am pleased you feel this way'

Azrakare glances over the notes.

You say 'alas lord azrakare, no news yet'

Azrakare says 'i missed something...'

You say 'ooc no you haven't'

You say 'heh, he left again'

You say 'he went afk, does that count as logging off?'

You say 'i really need to go to bed =('

You guildtalk 'ooc farewell guild!'

Your surroundings begin to fade as a mystical swirling vortex of colors
envelops your body... When you come to, things are not as they were.

A strange voice says, 'We await your return, Enzzo...'