THE GHETTO TEST

HERE ARE 48 WAYS TO TELL IF YOU GHETTO

FOR EVERY QUESTION THAT YOU ANSWERED "YES", ADD 1.
GO TO THE NEXT PAGE TO SEE IF YOUR GHETTO LACKIN OR GHETTO FABULOUS.

1.  IF YOU PUT SUGAR ON YOUR FROSTED FLAKES.
2.  IF YOUR KIDS IS IN YOUR WEDDING.
3.  IF YOU CALL YOUR MAMA BY HER FIRST NAME.
4.  YOU HAVE A CAR PHONE BUT NO CAR.
5.  IF YOU IRON DIRTY CLOTHES.
6.  IF YOU'VE BEEN A GUEST ON THE RICKI LAKE SHOW.
7.  IF YOU WEAR HOUSE SHOES TO THE GROCERY STORE.
8.  IF YOU'RE 19 AND JUST MET YOUR FATHER.
9.  IF YOU USE A CLOTHES HANGER AS THE TV ANTENNA.
10.  IF YOU HAVE A WIFE AND KIDS BUT YOU STILL LIVE AT HOME.
11.  YOU CHEW ICE.
12.  YOU CAIN'T SPELL "CAN'T".
13.  YOU STILL WEAR ANYTHING THAT SAYS "WHOOP THERE IT IS".
14.  YOU RECORD OVER PREVIOUSLY RECORDED TAPES.
15.  YOUR MOM DOES YOUR HAIR IN THE KITCHEN.
16.  YOU DON'T PAY RENT UNTIL YOU GET A 3-DAY NOTICE.
17.YOU BUY CLOTHES FOR A PARTY AND RETURN THEM TO THE STORE THE NEXT DAY.
18.  YOU ONLY GO TO CHURCH ON EASTER, MOTHER'S DAY OR TO MEET WOMEN.
19.  YOUR FIRST NAME BEGINS WITH TA', LA', OR SHA'.
20.  YOU TOOK THE BATTERIES OUT OF THE SMOKE DETECTOR TO PUT IN YOUR PAGER.
21.  YOUR BANK IS A CHECK CASHING PLACE.
22.  YOU HAVE TO PUT STUFF ON LAYAWAY AT THE 99 CENT STORE.
23.  YOUR MAN CAN WEAR HIS HAIR IN A PONYTAIL BUT YOU CAN'T.
24.  YOU'RE HOOKED ON EBONICS.
25.  YOU THINK PUTTING BATTERIES IN THE REFRIDGERATOR RECHARGES THEM.
26.  WHEN YOU WERE LITTLE, YOU HAD TO BE IN THE HOUSE BEFORE THE STREET LIGHT WAS ON.
27.  YOU TAKE BUBBLE BATHS WITH DISWASHING LIQUID.
28.  YOU RETURN GIFTS FOR MONEY.
29.  YOU YELL "POOKIE" IN YOUR HOUSE AND 5 PEOPLE TURN AROUND.
30.  YOU THINK GOING TO PRISON IS "KEEPING IT REAL".
31.  YOU SAVE COOKING GREASE.
32. THE ONLY DATES MARKED ON YOUR CALENDER ARE THE 1ST AND 15TH.
33.  YOUR MAMA WHIPPED YOU AND YOUR KIDS.
34.  YOU KEEP FOOD STAMPS IN YOUR MONEY CLIP.
35.  YOU THINK GREASE AND WATER MAKE YOUR HAIR CURLY.
36.  YOU WEAR TUBE SOCKS WITH DRESS SHOES.
37.  YOU ADD WATER TO SHAMPOO TO STRETCH IT.
38.  YOU PUT YOUR KIDS TO SLEEP WITH NYQUILL.
39.  YOU USE YOUR WELFARE CHECKS AS COLLATERAL.
40.  YOU CAN READ YOUR HAIRCUT.
41.  YOU USE A TOOTHBRUSH TO STYLE YOUR BABY'S HAIR.
42.  YOU NAMED YOUR DAUGHTERS AFTER CARS YOU CAN'T AFFORD.
43.  YOU BOUGHT YOUR RIMS BEFORE YOU BOUGHT YOUR CAR.
44.  YOUR FINGERNAILS ARE LONGER THAN YOU NAILS.
45.  YOU THINK JURY DUTY IS A GOOD WAY TO MAKE MONEY.
46.  YOU THINK GOING ON A DIET MEANS NO CANDY.
47.  YOU HAVE A DRAWER IN YOUR KITCHEN JUST FOR CONDIMENTS FROM FAST-FOOD RESTURANTS.
48.  YOUR GRANDMOTHER IS IN HER 40'S.