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Signs of an A-Rod Fan:
The common denominator among A-Rod fans; Do you know where you stand?
- You hold a grudge against the fact that Andy is dating *cough MANDY MOORE cough* because you believe that YOU were destined to be with him instead. (Hey, any girl can dream right?)
- You are a frequent visitor of this site - thanks!
- Whenever you see a visor, you think of Andy.
- You witnessed Andy's Australian Open 2003 QF match versus Younes El Aynaoui in some way (I sat in front of my computer wide-eye watching the live scoreboard from 4 a.m. to 9 a.m., entire game.)
- Therefore, you were about to have a heart-attack in the 5th set tie-breaks.
- Next, you move on to hold a grudge against Rainer Schuettler because he beat Andy @ Aussie Open '03 semifinal, when Andy could have moved on to his 1st ever Grand Slam Final.
- You find it as a turn-on when Andy gets into an argument with the umpire! *wink nudge*
- You REALLY can't stand to watch his tie-break matches.
- You find the time of the day to create an Andy Roddick fan page and make BS like this in hopes that Andy might "accidentally" drop by and notice this site and give a damn. *Fingers point at me*
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