Hi out there in internet land...my name is Rocky and I am a Doberman Pinscher. I was born on September 21, 1999. I weigh 82 pounds and have a black and rust coat and beautiful white teeth. I use my teeth to chew everything I can... like the couch, the carpet, and pens & pencils (the cool thing about the pens is the ink gets all over the carpet and my Dad gets really pissed...he is so funny...not quite so funny when he catches me...but while he's chasin' me... man 'bout to bust a gut laughin'!! )
People...ya gotta love 'em. One of my favorite things to do is to lie on the floor by the window and wait for a person to go walking by. Then, all of a sudden, break out with about a hundred loud, threatening barks. The way their heads whip around...like I'm right behind them...I laugh so hard that I have to go in the backyard to pee. Ahh, God, life is good. (God by the way is dog spelled backwards...yeah, like that was an accident!)
Other things I like include mealtime, naptime, snacktime, bedtime, belly scratchin' time, kissin' noses, sniffin' crotches and staring at the closet and growling for no reason (makes Pop thinks there's someone in there hiding)...I get a kick out of that guy. He does treat me pretty well, though. Let's me sleep on the bed with him.. unless he gets lucky...which is like never...heh, heh, heh. Always saves me a little bite of whatever he's eating. We pretty much have the same taste in food...except for bananas...how can he eat that crap...it's monkey food. I guess ya gotta take the bad with the good.
OOPS...gotta run...the neighbor's cat is taking a nap on the fence...wish you could see this...this is gonna be great!!! I'll update you with what happened. In the meantime, I left some of my pictures on the photo link pages. See ya soon.
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