ENTIRE ABBEY ROAD MEDLEY by John Lennon and Paul McCartney
Mean Mr. Mustard-Her Majesty

[Mean Mr. Mustard]
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Mean Mr. Mustard sleeps in the park shaves in the dark trying to save paper
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Sleeps in a hole in the road, saving up to buy some clothes, keeps a ten bob note up his nose
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He's such a mean old man,.......mean old man

His sister Pam [Shirley] works in a shop, she never stops, she's a "go-getter"
Takes him out to look at the queen-only place that he's ever been,
Always shout out something obscene
He's such a dirty old man, dirty old man!

[Polythene Pam]

Intro: G A E
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Well you should see Polythene Pam, she's so good looking but she looks like a man
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Well you should see her in drag dressed in her Polythene bag, yes you should see Polythene Pam!
C......D......E.........G.....A.....E......G......A......E
Yeah yeah yeah!

Get a dose of her in jack boot and kilt, she's killer-diller when she's dressed to the hilt
She's the kind of a girl who makes the news of the world, 
Yes you could say she was actractively built, yeah yeah yeah! TOO LATE!

INSTRUMENTAL over G A E

[She Came in Through the Bathroom Window]
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Mm, um, look out, oh look out yes!
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She came in through the bathroom window! Preteced by a silver spoon
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And now she sucks her thumb and wonders by the banks of her own lagoon
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Didn't anybody tell her? Didn't anybody see? Sunday's on the phone to Monday...
G7...................................C..............A
Tuesday's on the phone to me......

She said she'd always been a dancer-she worked in 15 clubs a day
And though she thought I knew the answer, well I knew what I could not say

And so I quit the p'lice department and got myself a steady job
And though she tried her best to help me, she could steal but she could not rob!
Didn't anybody tell her? Didn't anybody see? Sunday's on the phone to Monday
Tuesday's on the ohne to me, oh yeah!

short pause

[Golden Slumbers]
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Once there was a way to get back homeward, once there was a way to get back home!
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Sleep pretty darling do not cry, and I will sing a lullaby!
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Golden Slumbers fill your eyes, smiles awake you when you rise
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Sleep pretty darling do not cry-and I will sing a lullaby!

REPEAT

[Carry that Weight]

Boy, you're gonna carry that weight! Carry that weight a long time! (repeat)

I never give you my pillow, I only send you my invitations, and in the middle of the celebrations

I break down!

REPEAT first line (boy.........time) twice

END: G A C G A

[The End]
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Oh Yeah! All right! Are you gonna be in my dreams to......night?

DRUM SOLO

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Love you! Love you! (or something like that) 8 times (that means LOVE YOU 16 times in total!)
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And in the end-the love you take is equal to the love you make! Oh ah!

WAIT ABOUT 17 SECONDS......

[Her Majesty]
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Her majesty's a pretty nice girl but she doesn't have a lot to say
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Her majesty's a pretty nice girl but she changes from day to day
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I wanna tell her that i love her alot but I gotta get a belly full of wine
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Her majesty's a pretty nice girl someday I'm gonna make her mine
.....B7............Em7...............A7...........D.....
Oh yes! Someday I'm gonna make her mine!

the Abbey Road version has no final chord but bootleg versions end on D