| Sex Jokes |
| What is the difference between "ooooooh" and "aaaaaaah"? About three inches. What is a Yankee? The same as a quickie, but a guy can do it alone. Snow White saw Pinocchio walking through the woods, so she ran up to him, knocked him flat on his back. Sat on his face, and yelled, "Lie to me, lie to me!" |
| What do you call a smiling Roman with pubic hair between his teeth? Gladiator! What has a whole bunch of little balls and screws old ladies? A bingo machine. Can you say three two letter words that denote small? Is it in? Why is sex like a game of bridge? If you have a good hand, you don't need a partner How did Pinocchio find out he was made of wood? His hand caught fire. |
| What do a dildo and soy beans have in common? They are both used as substitute meat Why is being in the military like a blowjob? The closer you get to discharge, the better you feel. Mom's have Mother's Day, father's have Father's Day. What do single guys have? Palm Sunday What do Kodak film have in common with condoms? Both capture the moment. A Chinese couple is in bed. The husband says he wants 69. His wife says, "Why you want Beef and Broccoli now?" What's white and sticky and found on the bathroom wall? George Michael's latest release. How do you know if a guy has a high sperm count? His girlfriend has to chew before swallowing! |
| How do you piss off Winnie The Pooh? By sticking your finger in his honey. Why are cowgirls bowlegged? Cowboys like to eat with their hats on. What's the definition of a teenager? God's punishment for enjoying sex. Hear the slogan for the Stealth Condom? "They'll never see you coming." How is a woman like a road? Both have manholes. What did the Indian say when the white man tied his penis in a knot? "How come?" |
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