| To defecate: bury a quaker choke a darkie chuck a turd cramber crap do a job do a shit do one's business do one's dirty do one's duty drop one's load drop one's bundle grow a tail kak lay a log par a darkie park one's breakfast pinch a loaf poo post a letter squat take a crap take a shit take a dump tush |
| Shit imminent: Bake it (refrain from going however desperate) sit on a horses head/ sit on an elephant (to be about to pass a very large stool) turtlehead (to be very desperate, ie. already protruding) touch cloth (touching underwear) touch socks (has emerge and reached socks) |
| ANAL FUNCTIONS |
| Soft & sticky: clart - sticky shit poot - soft shit sozzle - liquid mess |
| Rhyming slang (rhymes with "shit"): big hit bob and hit Brad Pitt Eartha Kitt Edgar Britt florin hard hit tomtit two-bob bit |
| A turd: big job boom-boom black bass brownie bum cigar bum spud ca-ca cack crap curl daff danna doober dookey/dooky/dookie dukie dump dooty fudge fudge baby gerry gick grunt hooey jobbie kak mierda poep poo poop scutter shit shite siege smokey joe tush twinkie yackum |
| Turds large and small: belly flopper (turd that hits the water and splashes the buttoks) chocolate iceburg (a turd so loarge that half of it is above water) floater (turd that does not disappear when toilett is flushed i.e it floats) flock of starlings (small pieces of shit) groaner (a turd so big that it makes you scream when it is let out) quaker (a hard and lengthy piece of crap) |
| Skidmarks: blocther bobstain hershey squirts marmite stripe russet gusset skiddies skidmarks |