Narrator: This month, for the inaugural review, it's two new titles from the very bands our reviewers are representing. Limp Bizkit's newest, 'Chocolate Starfish And The Hot Dog Flavored Water', and Journey's 'Arrival'. I'd like to introduce Bizkit and Journey for the fans out there. Faith, Liberty, how's it going?

Bizkit: This is dedicated to you, Ben Stiller!

Journey: Don't need no feathers, don't need no twine.

Narrator: O_o; Ok then! Let's catch up a little. Journey, I understand that this is your band's first effort after yet another long hiatus. How's it feel to be back?

Journey: After stormy weather, does the sun shine every day?

Narrator: Good. Bizkit, I understand there was a little bit of trouble between Fred Durst and Scott what's-his-name from Creed. Care to comment?

Bizkit: Everybody's judged by their fucked up face.

Narrator: -_-;; Uh huh. Well...let's begin with 'Chocolate Starfish'. Journey, we'll let you start.

Journey: It's my point of view.

Narrator: Right. Well, how did you feel about Bizkit's new album overall?

Journey: If it makes you wanna jump and shout...go ahead. By the way, what are you trying to say?

Bizkit: Just think about it.

Journey: No one needs your kind of attitude!!

Narrator: Ok...wait...Faith, let's wait until Liberty has put her foot in her mouth as far as it'll go before we move on to you.

Bizkit: Keep rollin' rollin' rollin'.

Narrator: Fine. Liberty, how about one track in particular, 'Hot Dog'?

Journey: I tell you, it's a crime. I was lost for words.

Narrator: Wow. Well, Faith, let's talk about Arrival. Have you heard any of it?

Journey: People always need a minute or two to think.

Bizkit: I know why you wanna hate me.

Journey: You need to get a life.

Bizkit: You wanna mess with Limp Bizkit? You can't mess with Limp Bizkit! Because we get it on, every day and every night.

Narrator: Well, before violence ensues, Faith, let's hear what you think about Journey's new singer, Steve Augeri.

Bizkit: I take a counterfeit, and pop his ass like a zit.

Journey: There's only so much one man can do! Seasons were made for the change!

Bizkit: I'm just livin' it up.

Narrator: Let's wrap it up, then, with a closing comment, before we all get reeeeeeal scared. Faith?

Bizkit: Should've left my pants on this time.

Journey: If you're looking or a better day, check the sky and see.

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