I cant believe some of the shit I bare witness to on a daily basis. Some of you people are unbelievable. Your ability to roll out of bed and drag your asses into the shower everyday amazes me.
Everyday, I wake up and for the 45 seconds I’m half awake, everything is wonderful. Then I remember that I live on planet Earth, and I cringe at the thought. Daily, I’m accosted by assholes who are as stupid as possible, without being mentally retarded. Honestly, what the fuck is wrong with some of you? Do you TRY to be this stupid or does it come naturally?
Now don’t get me wrong, there are two kinds of stupid. There is “book stupid“, which is understandable. I mean, in order to understand something, there has to be a willingness to learn, and not too many people give a shit about algebra and statistics and geometry and other pointless shit. Then, we have the kind of stupid that dumbfounds me. The type of stupid that never ceases to amaze me. “Street stupid“. See a correlation here? These are exact opposites of “street smart” and “book smart”.
“Street stupid” isn’t understandable, its just plain fucking annoying. Examples of this bullshit is not knowing who our president is, not knowing how many states are in the union, not knowing the names of well known organizations (i.e. Al Queda, F.B.I, etc.). Also, I’m going to take this time to mention that if you spell words like “you”, “u” and “that”, “dat”, you’re a dumb ass.
If you find yourself guilty of any of the above offenses, please go to the nearest doctor and have yourself STERILIZED. We do not need anymore of you asshole cretins reproducing and contributing to the population of stupid, worthless assholes. We have enough mind-fucks that are capable of flipping my burgers and I don’t want to see anymore flying out of the wombs of stupid mothers. Speaking of which, if you have sex without a condom, and you’re a dumb ass, and you’re planning on having your baby aborted, lets do this: Have the baby, then we’ll have YOU aborted. No sense in taking an innocent life, just because you’re a fucking screw up. Then, we can give the baby to a responsible family who will make sure the kid doesn’t turn out to be an idiot like their mother. Also, we should hold the douche bag fathers responsible. Abort them too. Of course, rape mothers are a different story and what not, it all depends on the case, but if you’re of decent intelligence, and you KNOW you’re taking the risk of having unprotected sex, then you should suffer the consequences. It should be child abuse to give birth to a child if you’re a fucking irresponsible idiot.
I’m going to make it a hobby to just beat the shit out of random people that I find stupid beyond a reasonable measure. I mean who really gives a shit if I kick the ass out of a few idiots, right? No loss.
Eat shit.