Barbarians. I’m writing today about barbarians. I must say, barbarians are the most bad ass people to ever walk the face of the Earth. If barbarians lived today (well, besides me, the only real barbarian of the 21st century) they would be axe swinging, mayonnaise eating, Pantera listening bad asses.
Barbarians are just the most insane, hardcore group of nomads ever, and I’m not talking about your wussy-assed Mongolian barbarians. I’m talking, deer skin wearing, saber swinging, baby eating, Celtic barbarians. Also other kick ass barbaric tribes include: Germanic barbarians, pirates, and really, any guy that lived 3000 years ago and ran around terrorizing shitty villages, while his nads hung out of a deer skin loin cloth.
That, my pansy friends, is bad ass.
How many of you would gather ten or fifteen of your closest buddies, and invade the neighboring town, burn down their city hall, steal food, women and anything else you get your hands on, and return to your small camp in the middle of the woods, to brag about that giant pile of ass you just stomped.
None of you. No one would do that.
The message I am trying to convey here is that we are becoming a civilization full of sissies. No one dares to do anything cunning like live in the woods with some friends and wear nothing but a thin piece of cloth.
I’d do it. In fact, I will do it. I’m going to move to Europe and live in the woods, and take over a small, shitty European country in the middle of the night with a few buddies.