Rocko's Modern Life Episode Guide

 

No Pain, No Gain
Rocko and Heffer are over-weight, lazy and out-of-shape. They join a health club to improve their health.

Who Gives a Buck

Spunky needs a new bowl but there's only one problem. Rocko's broke. When Heffer introduces him to a credit card it seems all his troubles are solved, until he gets carried away...




Leap Frogs

Rocko thinks he's at the Bighead's house to do cleaning, but Mrs Bighead has other ideas.

Bedfellows

Heffer isn't pulling his wait around the house so they rent his room out. After an unfortunate accident in the treehouse, he decides to move in with Rocko.



Jet Scream

Rocko and Heffer fly to vegas on a discount airline where they learn all about the wonders of flying coach.

Dirty Dog
Rocko has to give spunky a bath... against his will. Meanwhile Bloaty the Tick and Squirmy the Ringworm have Bloaty's boss over for dinner.



Keeping Up With The Bigheads

Mr Bighead is disgusted by Rocko's garden and threatens to have it condemned. Can Rocko and Heffer get the place "good as new" before the inspector arrives?

Skidmarks
Rocko loses his drivers licence and he must retake the driver's test to get it back.



Power Trip
Rocko's boss goes out of town for hair implants and leaves Rocko in charge. He hires Filbert to work at the counter while he becomes power crazy in the boss's office. Only Really Really Big Man can save Rocko now.

To Heck and Back
After choking on a chicken bone, Heffer goes to heck for the sin of Gluttony. Can he escape from heck and the diabolical Peaches?



The Good, The Bad and The Wallaby
Rocko goes to visit his uncle's cattle ranch and brings Heffer along for the ride. Rocko tries to fit in with the cowboy folk while Heffer mingles with the cattle.

Trash-O-Madness
Its garbage day and Rocko has to get rid of all his trash. The only things stopping him is Earl the dog and an unfriendly ball of green mould.



Spitballs
Rocko's prize winning foul ball is shredded when it lands in Mr Bighead's garden. They go to a baseball game in hope of catching another foul ball.

Popcorn Pandemonium
Rocko and Heffer hope to spend a night at the movies if they can only find a decent seat.



A Sucker for the Suck-O-Matic
Rocko's old vacuum cleaner chokes on crud and dies. After seeing an appealing info-mercial he orders the brand new Suck-O-Matic. Little does he know the thing has a mind of it's own, literally.

Canned

Rocko loses his job and tries out various jobs including being a plumber's assistant, a phone operator and finally a product tester for Conglomo. The jobs aren't exactly what Rocko had in mind.



Carnival Knowledge
Rocko and Heffer go to a carnival. Heffer has his eye on the dangerous rides while all Rocko wants is a carnival prize.

Sand In Your Navel
The day is a scorcher as Rocko and Spunky head for the beach. Its severely overcrowded and Rocko and Spunky can't stay out of trouble.



Cabin Fever

Rocko and Heffer are forced to share their cabin in the mountains with The Bigheads for the weekend. After being snowed in, Mr Bighead goes crazy and tries to escape, while Rocko and Heffer are having a great time.

Rinse & Spit

Filbert is looking for a patient for his dentistry exam. He finds Rocko and eventually pursuades him. Everything goes fine up until a tooth with a cavity gets out of control.



Rocko's Happy Sack

Rocko is starving, out of food and only has five bucks until next pay day. Things are looking bad, until he spots a 99% off sale at Heap-O-Food in the newspaper.

Flu-In-Enza
Rocko comes down with the flu on the day of the big WWWWF fight.



Who's For Dinner?
Heffer invites Rocko to his place for dinner. To Rocko's shock Heffer's parents are wolves. Heffer finds out that he is adopted and runs away to find his real father.

Love Spanked

Rocko lusts after the girl living next door until he finds out she has a boyfriend. Heffer thinks "there's plenty more fish in the sea" and gets Rocko a personal ad in the newspaper.



Clean Lovin'

Spunky falls in love with a mop. Rocko seeks help for Spunky and the mop.

Unbalanced Load

Rocko spends the day at the laundromat, but laundromats aren't as safe as he hoped.

I Have No Son
Half-hour episode. Rocko and Filburt go to Hollowood in search of the Bigheads' son Ralph, the creator of the Fatheads show.


Pipe Dreams
Rocko's toilet becomes clogged and Rocko and Heffer try many ways to unclog it. They eventually discover a mutated goldfish clogging the pipes and seek a profession plumber.

Tickled Pinkey
Rocko become sick and needs his appendix removed. The appendix (Pinky) misses being part of Rocko's anatomy and has Rocko take him to the carnival.



The Lounge Singer
Filburt with the help of Rocko and some motivational tapes becomes a lounge singer like his idol Buddy Gecko. He eventually tours america with his newfound talent.

She's The Toad
Mr Bighead suffers from a mental breakdown the night before his big presentation at Comglomo. Mrs Bighead has Rocko and Filburt pose as Mr Bighead for the speech.



Down The Hatch
Rocko tries to save Spunky after he is accidently fed a Fatheads Chewable Cheese Snack that causes pets to explode.

Road Rash
One of my favourite episodes. Rocko and Heffer go on a road trip to see Flem Rock before it is bulldozed, making way for a Chokey Chicken carpark.



Boob Tubed
Rocko orders a new TV, but ends up with a huge entertainment system. Heffer gets addicted to the TV and his brain is sucked in.

Commuted Sentence
Rocko is consistantly late to work and his boss gets fed up. Rocko then resorts to public transportation to get to work on time.



Rocko's Modern Christmas: You Can't Squeeze Cheer From A Cheese Log
Full half-hour episode. Rocko tries to throw a Christmas party but Mr Bighead plots to ruin it. With the help of a little elf, Rocko gets his party back on track.



Hut Sut Raw
Rocko, Heffer and Filburt go camping. After a long run of bad luck they are left without food and shelter and must survive in the wilderness.

Kiss Me I'm Foreign
When Rocko finds out he is being deported, he marries Filburt to stay in America. Filburt takes the marriage too seriously.



Cruisin'
Full half-hour episode. Rocko and Heffer end up stuck with Heffer's Grandpa on a cruise ship. When the ship passes through the Bermuda Triangle, the old folks become young again, and Heffer and Rocko become old.



Born To Spawn
Filburt on his twenty-first birthday is compelled against his will to go back to his birthplace, to become an "adult". But he's afraid of becoming an adult and tries to resist.

Uniform Behaviour
Heffer gets a job as a security guard and the power of authority goes to his head.



Hair Licked
Rocko is awarded employee of the month and has to have his picture taken for the papers.

Gutter Balls
Mr Bighead has always dreamed of winning the bowling championship trophy and only has to beat one more team to claim it. In order to ensure victory he invites Rocko, Filburt and Heffer to play against his team.



Junk Junkies
Rocko owes a five-hundred dollar pizza bill and decides to have a garage sale to get the money.

Day Of The Flecko
After working all night at the comic store, Rocko is in much need of sleep. But instead Flecko, an innocent fly, loses his glass eye up Rocko's nose and must retrieve it.



Snowballs
When the road gets blocked, Rocko and Heffer decide to spend the day at a ski resort and end up spending more money than they have.

Frog's Best Friend
Mrs Bighead adopts Earl the Dog and sees him as a lovable pet. Mr Bighead and Earl don't exactly get along.



Short Story
Rocko wishes he was tall but discovers that being short has its advantages.

Eyes Capades
Rocko is in denial about needing glasses and tries to enter the Figure Jacking Championships

 


Bye, Bye, Birdie - Rocko takes care of Filburt's destructive pet bird while Filburt is in the hospital for tests.

"I thought I told you to keep your bird away from my monkey!"

Belch of Destiny
- Heffer wins the respect of his fellow Weasel Scouts by belching at the Weasel Scout Talent Show.

"Hey Teddy!  Great meeting last week at your house.  Is your mother still hospitalized?"



The Emperor's New Joe - In a take-off on The Emperor's New Clothes, the Chameleon brothers, Chuck and Leon, tell the story of how they developed their unique brand of coffee while living in the trend-conscious kingdom of Balzak.

"We arrived in the U.S.A. with the socks on our feetses.  With those socks, and a few donations by Heffer, we were able to create the Chameleon brothers' coffee craze, right here in O-Town!"

Schnit-heads - Heffer joins a cult that worships sausage and has to be rescued by Rocko, Filbert and Really Really Big Man.

"It can happen to anyone -- sausage is very seductive."




Sugar Frosted Frights
- In a take-off on The Legend Of Sleepy Hollow, Rocko and Heffer help Filbert get over is fear of Halloween.

"Rocko!  No!  We can't go past the old Foto Hut!  It's the place where the Hopping Hessian lost his leg!"

Ed is Dead - Rocko is convinced that Beverly Bighead had murdered her husband Ed.  Shades of Hitchcock's Rear Window.

"Good evening.  Tonight's selection is a chilling tale of mayhem, shrubbery and a wallaby who knew too much."



Fish-N-Chumps - Rocko, Heffer and Filbert go on an ill-fated fishing trip.

"I turned leeward in time to witness the full sail yardarm give way and came crashing down on my midshipman's hind quarters.  He let out a scream that be heard at Davy Jones' locker.  Mickey Dolens' locker too and Peter Tork's locker.  All the Monkeys had lockers..."

Camera Shy - Rocko rents a video camera so he can send a video to his parents, documenting his life in America.  Heffer and Filbert have other ideas though.

"Hey Rock!  Do that goofy face you do when you're buying eggs!"



Nothing To Sneeze At - After a mixup at the hospital, Beverly Bighead winds up with a nose and is horrified to find out that her husband, Ed, stinks.

"What a gorgeous nose!"

"Magnificent!"

"I'm fat."

Old Fogey Froggy
- Ed Bighead hopes that by hanging out with Rocko and his friends, he will feel young again.

"What kind of geek would bring his grandpa to the comic book store?"



Manic Mechanic - Filburt helps Rocko fix his hopelessly run-down car.

"I'm a graduate of the Adequacy By Mail, Mechanic Correspondant School.  Our motto is "If the job's worth doing, it's worth doing adequately.""

Rocko's Happy Vermin
- Thousands of bugs move into Rocko's house after escaping from Ed Bighead's pantry.



I See London, I See France
- Rocko chases the girl of his dreams through the streets of Paris while on a discount travel package with Heffer.

"Ahhh, this is no problem.  She's at the Eiffel Tower!" - "Really?"

"Sure!  All cheezy love stories end there!"

Fatlands
- Rocko takes an obese Spunky to an animal health spa while Bloaty the Tick and Squirmy the Ringworm become lawmen in Spunky's Fatlands.



Fortune Cookie
- Filburt is cursed by a bad fortune cookie before appearing on the Mega Spin show.

"Bad luck and misfortune will infest your pathetic soul for all eternity."

Dear John - Rocko has to fix his kitchen after his house is hit by a satellite.

"Maybe the landlord can fix it.  He cleaned the rain gutters once."



Speaking Terms
- Rocko and Heffer go on the "Nosey" show to talk about a rift in their friendship.

Tooth and Nail - Rocko must confront his nail-biting habit.



Wacky Delly
- Full half hour - Ralph Bighead puts Rocko, Heffer and Filburt in charge of his new cartoon in the hopes the studio will hate it and cancel his contract.

"After you're finished eating that Fathead's episode, would you like to see this week's Wacky Delly?"



The Big Question
- Filburt tries to get up enough nerve to ask Dr. Hutchinson to marry him.

"Follow that motor scooter bike thing!"

The Big Answer - Filburt's bachelor party and wedding plans cause problems for Rocko and Heffer.



An Elk for Heffer
- Heffer must bring an elk home for dinner to prove his manhood to the pack and ends up dating one.

"Well I'm eating somebody. I'm starved!"

Scrubbin' Down Under - Rocko's hygene is brought under scrutiny after a piece of spinach is found stuck in his teeth at an awards banquet.



Zanzibar
- In a musical Earth Day tribute, Rocko helps clean up O-Town.

"And you know what they say?"

"It's going to be a song, isn't it."


Fatal Contraption
- In a unique episode without speaking parts, Rocko attempts to dispose of a difficult food processor.

With Friends Like These - Heffer and Filburt compete for Rocko's friendship after Rocko wins two tickets to a wrestling match.

Sailing the 7 Zzz's
- Mr. Bighead, while sleepwalking, thinks he's a pirate and tries repeatedly to get a treasure map from Rocko.

"Splash...arg...heh, heh, heh, heh...."



Pranksters
- Heffer suspects that he is being targeted for revenge after his practical jokes get out of hand.

"Good morning. Stuff on a Stick. Stick your face in our stuff."

From Here to Maternity - Rocko, Heffer and Filburt are arrested during a raid on an Easter Bunny ring while caring for Filburt and Dr. Hutchinson's egg.

"I'm sorry Heffer. All I ever wanted was a butt like your's"

7/10/96

Ed Good, Rocko Bad
- Rocko and Mr. Bighead run against each other for the office of Dog Catcher.

"No one will be seated during the neutering sequence."

Teed Off
- Heffer helps Mr. Bighead win a golf game that has been rigged in Mr. Du Pet's favor.




Wimp on the Barby - Rocko prepares for a visit from grade-school bully, Dingo.

"Through the use of sophisticated computer technology, and a box of crayons, we have constructed a likeness of Dingo as he would appear today."

Yarn Benders
- Rocko and Heffer read fairy tales, with a bit of improvisation, to Filburt to entertain him as he recovers from a cold.

"Not good...turtle on his back...in the sun...bright sun...ow...my retinas are melting..."

"Uh oh...not good...turtle on his back...in the rain..."



Mama's Boy
- Heffer moves out of his parent's place to prove he's capable of making it on his own.

Feisty Geist - Heffer faces the wrath of a spirit that he wronged in a former life (I love the "possessed Spunky" segment).



S.W.A.K. - Rocko tries to get a love letter back that was intended for his mail carrier.

Magic Meatball - Ed Bighead earns a series of promotions by relying on a "Magic Meatball" (kinda like a "Magic 8-Ball") to make business decisions.



Closet Clown - Ed Bighead has trouble accepting the fact that he enjoys being a clown.

"Having a little car trouble Jingles?"

Seat to Stardom - Rocko and Heffer's friendship is strained when Rocko unwittingly finds fame as a high-fashion underwear model.

"Yeah, it's a crack up."



The High Five of Doom
- Rocko and Heffer think that Filburt is an alien who vaporizes Earthlings by high-fiving them.

"Chewey [Chokey] Chicken is people!!! Chewey Chicken is people!!! Chewey Chicken is people!!!"

"Whew!  That's a relief!"

Fly Burgers - Rocko loses a frivolous law suit to Flecko the fly.

"Looks real bad -- I'll bet he gets life."



Heff in a Handbasket
- Heffer unknowingly trades his soul for an opportunity to be on a TV game show.

"Sea Monkeys!!!"

Wallaby on Wheels - Rocko takes up roller-skating to impress a girl.

"You can't tell a bottomless pit from a hole in the ground without a program!"



Dumbells
- Rocko is arrested after a game of Doorbell Ditch gets out of hand.

"Behind me, the trial of the century is about to begin and the whole world wants to know: What the heck is Rocko? Is he some kind of poodle? A shnauzer? What???"

Rug Birds - Filburt talks Rocko into going wig-snatching with him.

"A wallaby in a boat waving a fish....That's odd -- but strangely appetizing!"



"Rocko! He's a...a...he's a ...[sob]...road-waffle!"

Driving Mrs. Wolfe
- Virginia talks Rocko into teaching her how to drive.

"Well! It's a good thing we were wearing our seat belts."




Put To Pasture
- Filburt, the Bigheads and Rocko reminisce, while Heffer recovers from a dangerous overdose of Pasture Puffies.

"Spud Nuts!"

Future Schlock - Seventeen years in the future, Filburt tells the story of Rocko, Heffer and Spunky's disappearance.

"Why do we wear these things on our shoulders?"

"Because...it's the future."



Turkey Time - Rocko tries to protect the Thanksgiving Turkeys that have taken refuge at his house.

Floundering Fathers
- After Mr. Bighead, as Grand Marshall of the O-Town Founder's Day Parade, rejects Rocko's parade float entry, Mr. Bighead, Filburt and Heffer tell their versions of the founding of O-Town.

 

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