Jokes of the Week

Students have an opportunity to share their remarkable sense of humor with our class and the world. This is an activity that students may choose to do in their "spare" time. Their jokes must be appropriate, written neatly, with no errors in spelling, capitalization, or punctuation. Jokes with errors will be rejected by the publisher.

What is a horse when it jumps in the ocean?

A Seahorse

~ Submitted by Christian

What kind of fish always fights with a sword?

A swordfish!

~Submitted by Jason 

What is a clown and a fish?

A clownfish!

~ Submitted by Chris   

What do you call a skunk and an android mixed together?

AR2-PU!  

What's a robber's favorite book?

A crookbook!

What's a fish's favorite sandwich?

A jellyfish sandwich!!

What does the ocean do when you go to the beach?

It waves!!

~Submitted by Connor

What did the lettuce fish say to the goldfish?

Lettuce be friends!         

What do you call a sheep without legs?

A cloud!! 

What did the saltwater do to the freshwater?

It waved!

~ Submitted by Damian

How does the ocean say hi?

It waves! 

~ Submitted by Jason

What does the ocean do when you go surfing?

It waves!

What do you call a bunny standing tall with a carrot?

A carrot stick!

~ Submitted by Tyler