Nothing turns me on more than to be yelled at by strange men. That's why this is the perfect career for me. One time a man yelled at me for over an hour straight, something about how we charged his credit card 20 times last month. The truth is we didn't... I did. Just so that he would call me and tell how bad I have been. Jenny has been nominated as Employee of the Month 9 months in the last year.
New documentary book about the life of "The Jackson Five", discloses that a young
Michael Jackson spent the first 13 years of his life molesting himself. Michael has never got over the time that he first was touched and he plans on sueing the "young Michael"
Has he lost it? Sources say yes.
Our sources say they that Ashton Kutcher star of "That 70's Show" and "Punk'd", also had another hit show that many did not know he was in...Boy Meets World. Ashton stared in the show as Sean, who was the best friend of Cory Mathews played by Ben Savage. Ashton refused to comment on this after school special of a series.
"He's to cool for us now" Said Ben Savage....
Here at the Lee we Agree!
Man or the year or woman of the year? Sources say the Mr. Lee is now Pregnant. "Time" magazine reports say that Mr. Lee is not a He or a She. Mr. Lee is what as know as a woMAN. Lee was born with both....
There is reports now that there is video of the conception available on the internet.
We have not been able to get a hold of the supposed video. We think that is would be very funny to watch. So if you have a copy,
e-mail us and let us know where we can get a copy.
Pee Wee Herman decided ( after recent events ) to change his stage name. He now would like everyone to call him "Minor League Herman".
"Pee Wee just sounds so imature! That's why I am changing my name"
Said Paul Ruben.
We at the Day Lee think he should use the name Paul Ruben, or Mr. Ruben, or my personal favorite...
Punch the Clown!
