Why do you think people liked the Apostle Peter so much? He took risks, he
wasn't afraid of life! You only have this life to write your story!! Will
you look back with regret? You only die once, then you'll live forever! HAVE
FUN!! Live life to the fullest...
I've recently been doing some devotional study in a book called "The
Complete Joy Of Home(Beer)Brewing". In the book was a picture of a bumper
sticker with a glorious revelation printed on it. It read something like
"Don't Worry..Relax..Enjoy A Home Brew". This is a word to us Christians,
"Don't Worry..Relax..Enjoy Jesus"!! The christian life doesn't have to be so
intensely structured & rigid !Be Free!!Be Free!!Be Free!!
My Advice To You:
Get Healed And Be Faithful In Your Marriages,
Have Great Sex,
Eat Good Food,
Taste Fine Wine,
Grow A Beard or Grow Your Leg Hair Out,
Find Fun Friends,
Enjoy Abstract Realms In The Holy Ghost,
Hang Out With God,
Love People,
Have Holy Ghost Parties,
And if anybody asks you what church you go to,
Tell them "I don't, But I watch 'Touched By An Angel' on Sunday
nights..."
This thesis was written by:
PASTOR, PROFIT, EVANGELIST,DR.,HUSBAND,HUMAN,FATHER,BROTHER,M.D.,with a
P.H.D. in THEOLOGY,with a G.E.D., DANCE LEADER, WORSHIP LEADER, ARTIST,
COOK, with a Bachelors in Dishwashing, "JUST CALL ME YO' PASTOR", with a
DOCTORATE in CHURCH GROWTH and INTIMIDATION, with a specialized degree in
B.S.
BROTHER BILLIE COLE HARRISON III OF THE HARRISON CLAN
Cole and Amanda Harrison
(inquiries and hate mail to [email protected])
**(indicates quotes borrowed from the author Gene Edwards)
