Kinds of relationships - Brett Hendrickson
Well, even for someone that has never had a decent relationship, I think I know a fair bit about having a good one. Trial and error, although painful at times, has given me reason to believe these certain points. A few ways a relationship can and should be run:
-Purely physical attraction: In this case, the relationship is based on getting play, and just getting play. How it goes is every second you're with this person, you're always touching. Always. It's the basis of this type of relationship. This is usually the shortest of them all.
Romantic relationship: This is the typical "Romeo and Juliet" relationship. While fun at times, everything has to be remembered by the guy or else. The girl will remember good times, and all you can do is sit there and nod. The best thing to say in that kind of situation is, "So anyways..." While you will recieve the occasional slap for not remembering something that THEY find "important." But, in the end, you end up kissing and making up, for this is one of the longest lasting relationships.
The "I'll put up with all her shit because we're in love" relationship: This is one of the more hilarious relationships. The girl could cheat on the guy, or vise versa, and all that would happen is a lot of crying and an "I love you" and it's all back to normal. You could have sex with another girl in front of your girlfriend and she'd run off crying. All you'd have to do is tell her that she means the world to you and it'd be back to normal. While the rarest of all the relationships, it is also the longest with the most benefits.
Shoot first, ask later relationship: This is by far the harshest of all relationships, and the one I'm most exerienced in. The girl (or guy) says yes out of curiosity to how the other person handles themselves. No matter what, this kind of relationship always, and I mean ALWAYS, ends in shambles.
A "Getting back at your ex-boyfriend by dating his best friend" relationship: Well, it starts off when your boyfriend dumps you and starts dating other people. You're mad, so you start hitting on his best friend, perhaps when he's drunk, perhaps not, and then you ask him out. The only time you two are ever affectionate is when he's around. And it doesn't have to be his best friend, just someone that you know would make him mad. By Michelaneous
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