The first thing I remembered was that Koffing and I had been
separated from Jessie and James, who had been our trainers for a
whole year. I missed her already, especially when she would pet me
and call me her good little girl. Tears came to my eyes as I thought
about it.
"Oh, Koffing," I said. "What are we going to do? We've been
separated from our masters!"
"Don't worry, Ekans," said Koffing. "We'll find them! James
would never abandon me, just like Jessie would never abandon you!"
"I hope so," I said. "I miss Jessie terribly!"
Meowth then approached us. He too had been separated from Jessie
and James, even though they weren't his trainers.
"It's about time I found you," he said. "Anyone hurt?"
"I'm okay," said Koffing. "But, poor Ekans looks like she lost
her best friend!"
"She'll be fine," said Meowth. "We've gotta find a way off this
island!"
"Do what you want," said Koffing. "Poor Ekans is practically
heartbroken! Can't you see she misses her master, just like I miss
mine?"
I appreciated Koffing coming to my defense like that. I was
lucky to have a friend like him. So, I decided to take charge, just
like Jessie. Like master, like Pokemon, I guess.
"We have to find Jessie and James," I said firmly. "They're
probably worried sick about us!"
"She's right," said Koffing. "The sooner we find them, the sooner
we get out of here!"
Meowth, realizing that he couldn't argue with me (never underestimate
the power of a lady, especially when that lady was a snake), decided to
look for them with us.
Just then, we heard arguing. From our hiding place in the bushes,
we saw Pikachu, Charmander, Squirtle, and Bulbasaur. They were castaways
on the island, just like we were.
"Look," I said. "It's our masters' enemy's Pokemon! But, how'd
they get here?"
"Probably got separated from their master," said Koffing. "Just
like we were!"
Meowth pushed his way through. "So, Pikachu and his friends
survived? That means I can finally get my revenge!"
"Meowth, stop it," I said. "This is neither the time nor the
place!"
"Who died and made you queen?" said Meowth. "I'm gonna get revenge
on that little rat, and you're not gonna stop me!"
I was about to wrap my coils around him and strangle him when
he got away from me and confronted Pikachu, Charmander, Squirtle,
and Bulbasaur. They obviously didn't take his arrival seriously.
Koffing and I appeared behind him.
"Be serious, Meowth," I said. "They obviously don't think your
entrance was good enough! Face it, you're nothing!"
Meowth agreed with me, but only for a second. "Never mind! Okay,
guys, go get 'em!"
"Is he kidding?" said Koffing. "Does he think he can take over
like this, Ekans?"
"Just follow my lead and don't obey him," I said. "Remember,
Koffing, you're loyal to James, and I'm loyal to Jessie!"
Koffing did as he was told and didn't move. I didn't move either.
Meowth got aggravated at us.
"Hey! I said go get 'em!"
"Forget it, Meowth," I said. "You not Master!" When he didn't
understand, I added more firmly, "I only obey Master!"
"She's right," said Koffing. "Only Master can give me orders!"
"Masters?" said Meowth. "I'm twice as smart as two-watt lightbulbs
you're callin' masters!"
I got a little offended by this remark. "Master is Master!"
"Yes, yes," said Koffing. "My master is not a two-watt lightbulb!
He's as smart as anything!"
"Come on," said Meowth. "We'll bad guys here! We don't need
masters to tell us to go out and do bad stuff!"
"Pokemon not bad guys," I said. "It's true, and you know it!"
Meowth was shocked by my reply. He thought that because we worked
for Team Rocket, we had "evil" written all over us.
"There's no such thing as a bad Pokemon?"
"'Fraid not," I said. "Pokemon do bad things...because Master
bad!"
This I knew to be true. Even though we weren't inherently evil,
the only way Pokemon could become bad is if their trainer had a mean
streak.
Koffing and I continued to ignore Meowth, even after he called
his so-called "fight" a draw.
Since we saw no reason to battle them, we decided to call it
truce, but only a temporary truce, just like Jessie and James did
while they were still on the sunken St. Anne. We set up camp and
had some food.
Pikachu was the first to speak.
"What were you guys doing?"
"Same thing you are," I replied. "We're looking for our masters!"
"Yeah," said Koffing. "I'm afraid that we've lost track of them!
They're gone!"
"What a shame," said Charmander. "That's really awful!"
"He's right," said Squirtle. "Ours are gone too!"
"You poor fools," said Bulbasaur. "Can't you see what's happened?
They've abandoned us!"
I was shocked to hear this. "Abandoned?" I couldn't believe
what I was hearing. What if Bulbasaur was right? What if Jessie and
James really did abandon us? Looking at Koffing, I added, "He said
they were abandoned! Maybe us, too!"
"Abandoned?" said Koffing. "Oh, merciful God, no! How will survive
without them?"
"Don't listen to Bulbasaur," said Pikachu. "He's been a pessimistic
sourpuss since we started out! Besides, it's not true!"
"Yeah," said Charmander. "They're probably looking for you right
now! Don't worry about a thing! You'll be back with your masters
before you know it!"
I breathed a sigh of relief, but before I could say anything,
Meowth spoke up.
"Hey, guys," he said. "Ain't you ever gonna stop stuffin' your
faces and give Meowth somethin' to eat?"
"That depends," said Squirtle. "Are you sorry for all that you've
done to us?"
Meowth snorted in disgust. "I don't apologize!"
"If you won't say you're sorry," said Squirtle. "Then, no food
for Meowth!"
"Stop makin' fun of me," said Meowth. "Untie me and give me
somethin' to eat!"
Suddenly, we heard something coming toward us. It was a giant
Rhydon.
"Let's beat it," I said. "I don't want to be on that thing's
menu!"
"Neither do I," said Koffing. "I'd say we run for it!"
"Don't forget, Koffing," I said. "Ladies first!"
This was true, I was the only female amongst a group of males.
"Etiquette, schmetiquette, Ekans," said Koffing. "It's every
Pokemon for himself!"
I hated to admit it, but Koffing wasn't kidding. The situation
that we were in was beyond calling for etiquette. We ran until we ran into
a Slowpoke. He took pity on us and gave us some food. Pikachu and
Meowth soon caught up with us.
"This island isn't safe for either of us," I said. "I want to
find my master!"
"Calm down, Ekans," said Pikachu. "Tomorrow, we'll all search
for our missing masters!"
"Call me crazy," said Meowth. "But, I miss Jessie and James!
I hope they're all right!"
"Us too," said Koffing. "Believe me, Meowth, you're not the
only one who's worried about them!"
I sighed. "I'd give anything to have Jessie scoop me into her
arms right now!"
As I thought about it, tears came to my eyes for the second
time in a whole day. Pikachu felt sorry for me and comforted me as best
he could.
After we had eaten, we found a place to crash for the night.
I was so heartbroken that I cried myself to sleep. I hoped that somehow,
we would all be reunited with our masters.
The next day, we resumed our search, only this time, we had
friends (temporary ones, anyway) helping us.
"Are you okay, Ekans?" said Koffing, seeing that I was still
upset. "Is there anything I can get you?"
"I'm fine, Koffing!"
"You don't look fine," said Koffing. "Tell me! I'll understand!"
"Let her be, Koffing," said Meowth. "She's not very talkative
today, so it's probably best if you don't say anything to her!"
As concerned as he was, Koffing did as he was told and didn't
say a word to me. Instead, Meowth tried to talk to me.
"Ekans," he said. "You can talk to us! We're your friends!"
"I appreciate it, Meowth," I said. "But, please, just leave
me alone!"
"I know you're upset," said Meowth. "But, what would Jessie
think of you if she saw you cryin' like this? She'd want you to be
tough, just like she is! Whatever happened to the vicious Ekans who
tried to strangle me with her coils last night?"
"She's upset," I said. "That's what happened to her! And she's
trying to find her master!"
Along the way, we ran into some rather unusual Pokemon: a Blastoise
and a Venusaur. Squirtle had tried talking to Blastoise, but to no
avail. Bulbasaur then refused to talk to Venusaur by saying to call him
an orphan and that he had no family.
"So much for that," said Charmander. "Now what do we do?"
"I don't know," said Pikachu. "And we're getting nowhere fast!"
"Admit it, Pikachu," said Bulbasaur. "Ash abandon us! There's
no possible way around it!"
"I'm sick of your attitude," I said, speaking on Pikachu's behalf.
"And I won't stand for any pessimistic remarks from you! I'm warning
you, you little weed, either you cooperate, or I swear to God I'll rip
that bulb right off your back and swallow you like a Spearow egg!"
Bulbasaur, seeing the viciousness in that threat of bodily harm,
gulped nervously and realized that he was better off cooperating than
being so pessimistic.
He was about to say something when Koffing interrupted.
"You guys," he said. "You're not gonna believe this, but I think
I may have found them!"
"Found who, Koffing?" I said. "Tell us!"
"Our masters!"
"As good as that sounds," said Pikachu. "I think a Charizard
is after us! Run!"
He was right, a Charizard was after us. We ran away as fast
as we could. I was both scared and anxious, anxious to get back.
As we fled for our lives, I looked and saw five humans in what
appeared to be a railroad car. Among them was a seventeen-year-old girl
with long, red hair. I knew right away who it was.
"I'm coming, Jessie, " I said. "Your little Ekans is coming
back to you!"
I kept envisioning myself in Jessie's arms and feeling her fingers
massaging my skin, which I knew could go for a nice massage.
I heard a boy's voice telling us to jump. Even though he wasn't
our master, I did as I was told, as did Koffing. I landed safely
in Jessie's arms, and Koffing received a happy embrace from James.
Jessie was happy to see me. "Oh, Ekans, my poor baby, I was
worried sick about you! Mommy's glad to have her little girl back!"
"Ekans really missed you, Jess," said James. "I'll bet she was
just as worried about you as you were about her!"
"I was more than worried," said Jessie. "I was afraid that I'd
never see her again! Besides, who else am I going to use as a practice
for when I have a baby of my own?"
James blushed. He obviously knew what Jessie was talking about,
especially since he was madly in love with her.
Meowth, who we thought was gone, reunited with us and everyone
was together again.
After our adventure was over, Jessie massaged my skin while
James and Koffing played tag and Meowth caught up on his nap time.
I felt better knowing that I was back with my master and that I was
receiving a therapeutic massage.
"I thought you were gone for good, Ekans," said Jessie. "I'm
never going to lose you again, I promise! You're my good little girl,
yes you are!"
I enjoyed hearing her talk like that. It actually resembled
the kind of gibberish that human mothers say to their babies.
The massage was so good that I fell asleep on her lap. Jessie
smiled and kissed my little head. James approached her.
"Jessie, can I talk to you alone for a few minutes?"
"Sure, James," said Jessie. "Ekans is taking her nap anyway,
so I guess I could have a private talk!"
She gently took me off her lap, laid me on a small rock, and
followed James to a secluded part of the beach.
"Okay, James," she said. "What is you want to want to talk to
me about?"
"Jessie," said James, taking her hands in his. "I'm not an idiot!
I know how the world works! You've probably got ten bucks in your
pocket, seeing as how you grew up! And you have nothing to offer
me, and..."
"James, calm down," said Jessie. "What's gotten into you all
of a sudden?"
"I keep thinking about how we nearly died on the St. Anne,"
said James, his rich, emerald green eyes welling up with tears. "And
I thought that it was my fault that it happened!"
"That's not true," said Jessie. "James, it's not your fault!"
"Yes, it is," said James, the sobs increasing by the second.
"If I hadn't squandered our paychecks on that Magikarp, we wouldn't
have ended up trying to avoid getting ourselves killed!"
"You poor sweetheart," said Jessie, pulling him into a hug and
running her fingers through his shoulder-length blue hair. "Don't
cry! None of this was your fault! Besides, you saved my life, just
like I saved yours!"
"I love you, Jessie," said James. "I love you with all my heart
and soul! I've loved you since the day I laid my eyes on you, but
I was afraid to say anything!"
"I love you too, James," said Jessie. "You're the one that I've
waited for all my life!"
They got closer and locked their lips in a tender kiss. I awoke
to see them walking back hand in hand and looking lovingly into each
other's eyes. Koffing floated over to me.
"What happened?"
"I think our masters found more than just us, Koffing," I said.
"If I didn't know any better, I'd say they've found love!"
"That's so nice," said Koffing. "Especially since they've got
potential as a couple!"
"Yeah," I said with a sigh. "They sure do!"
I couldn't help but sigh. I was a romantic (not a hopeless romantic,
mind you, but a romantic), and it struck me as a beautiful thing that
Jessie and James had feelings for each other, deep feelings. Meowth
awoke from his nap.
"Did I miss anything?"
"Only a very tender moment," I said. "It would appear that Jessie
and
James are in love!"
"Those crazy kids," said Meowth. "They always have a way with
expressin' their feelings!"
"Yeah," said Koffing. "They sure do!"
I said nothing more as I watched Jessie and James kiss. I would
always remember this forever, even after I evolve.
THE END