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| The Ten Best Ways To Die | |||||||||||
| I have produced a list of types of ways I would like to die, it might sound strange and very painful to you but how many people remember how Ryan Peterson died!! NO ONE!! how many people know the way Jesus died! Just about everysingle person on the face of the planet. Its all about presentation and for me these things don't seem so bad not that I want to kill myself but if I had to go this would be the ways I would like to go. What I plan to do when I die is Be rembered the following are in no paticular order and the ones with the Red Astrics (*) beside it are the ones that are really special to me! | |||||||||||
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| *Drawn and Quartered* In this form of death, the person is carved into pieces while alive. then after to be hung infront of a shit load of people so they can see my riddled torn apart body bleeding while I'm choking, Or with Crucifixion. Iron Maiden I wouldbe placed inside effigies (Mould like clothes but for the body) constructed of wood or iron with the inside hollowed out and filled with sharp iron spikes. The person would then be embraced by the iron maiden, being impaled by all the stakes. Then after to be Hung In a big crowed. Crucifixion I have my hands and feet nailed to a cross in the shape of a "T" and left to die. This form of execution is widely associated with Christianity because it was the way in which Jesus Christ was put to death. Pendulum I would lye on my back and a razor edged pendulum swings above me, slowly descending. The most famous use of this was in Edgar Allen Poe's "The Pit and the Pendulum."Never Actually Attempted In real life *Spanish Donkey/Wooden Horse* I sit astride a V-shaped structure as if on a horse or donkey. Weights were increasingly attached to my feet, pull me until I is split in two. Throat Slitting/Strangulation My esophagus and/or jugular would be cut causing death by Asphyxiation (suffocation) or loss of blood. It would have to be in a scene similar to the one shown in "Brave Heart" where I was infront of a whole town. Or if a mass murdere were to be on the loose and he had killed 6 people brutally with strangulation that would be pretty awsome. Thrown from a Great Height To be thrown off a mountain or a high wall something like the CN Tower *The Cauldron* A iron container, mouth down, is placed on my stomach. The container is lifted a bit and some mice or rats slipped inside. Then the container is heated up from the outside with a flame. As it begins to get hot, the mice want to escape, but there is no way out except through the mouth of the cauldron. They then begin to gnaw through my stomach and do so until the I die. This would have to take place in the heart of a city or town so that everyone could see what happened to me, with the holes in my stomach *Torn Apart by Horses* I am attached to four horses, one to each limb of the body. The horses are then giddied on to gallop in opposite directions with the aim that I will become dismembered. This is not a very effective method unless certain tendons in my limbs are pre-cut. Burned at the Stake/ Disembowelment Popular during the Inquisition, I would be tied up on a stake in the middle of town or city and have whatever I was fighting for near me so it could be burned aswell with me. The torso is slit open and the entrails are removed, all vital organs then another one of the 10 ways would finish me off. |
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