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You Evil Giraffe, You |
Death Star Canteen |
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You! Cake or Death?... |
I'm covered in BEES!! |
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Hitler never played Risk when he was a kid... |
We could not get the women... but the men are all lined up |
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Robin Hood has been totally stolen by America |
Henry the VIII, who is Sean Connory |
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"It's not far is it"... after 200 miles, "you fuckin' bastards, you never told us it was 200 miles! 200 miles in this day and age, I don't even know where I live now! I wish the Christians would get her by now." |
Mr. Charles Darwin, who looked a lot like God, surprisingly... he wrote a book called, "You're a Fucking Monkey, Mate". |
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Qua? |
We stole countries with the cunning use of flags... |
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Jesus, was a relaxed and groovy guy... |
Ich Bin Ein Berliner |
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World Series |
ENCORE!! |
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Well, um... I'm arranging matches |
Your jokes aren't funny |
