| Diagnostic Criteria for NPD: Normal Person Disorder . . . |
A chronic feeling of normalness. A tendency to bore others easily. A nagging sense of constantly meeting one's goal. Lack of difficulty getting organized. Inability to be humorous. Knowing how to count without forgetting what number you are up to. An inability to be creative and intuitive, no seat of pants to fly by. Highly stimulated by lectures, speeches, dead cochroaches and other normals. An unbroken remote control. A To-Do list which gets done. A chronic interest in any of the following for more than one week: Job Relationship Schedule Patience Passing Grades Normals A methodical nature. May be affectionately reffered to as "bump on a log" or "Nytol substitute." |