Evil Plan (tm)!

Your objective is simple: World Domination.

Your motive is a little bit more complex: To show them all

Stage One
To begin your plan, you must first kidnap a pope. This will cause the world to choke on their food, shocked by your arrival. Who is this criminal mastermind? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good in classic black?

Stage Two
Next, you must destroy United Nations. This will all be done from a underground secret headquarters of doom, a mysterious place of unrivaled dark glory. Upon seeing this, the world will weep uncontrollably, as countless hordes of cultists hasten to do your every bidding.

Stage Three
Finally, you must unleash your plague of doom, bringing about an end to sanity. Your name shall become synonymous with fuzzy bunnies, and no man will ever again dare point and laugh. Everyone will bow before your dashing good looks, and the world will have no choice but to give you control of the planet.