fred quotes:
"Fred: So... what do you have in mind, do you want to borrow more money, what do I get out of it? Gene: I don't have the time to deal with chump change jobs anymore if thats what you're talking about. Look Fred, this is serious. You're the only one I can turn to right now.
Fred: Hmm... Hm. Hey, now don't be so formal. We're closer friends than that, have I ever turned you down for any kind of a favor?
Gene: Then you will?
Fred: Of course I will. But only under one condition.
Gene: I'm not gonna dance with ya.
Fred: Ha! Please, I only want you to do a job for me. "
"Gene: And you're asking me to enter my name and win it? Are you crazy, you're fighting poster boy?
Fred: No, thats not what I'm asking. The problem I have has to do with the Tournament's female division.
Gene: Women fight in this thing too?
Gene: Hey, she's pretty good looking Fred.
Fred: Reiko Ando. Who has held the title of the Strongest Woman in the Universe for 4 years running now.
Gene: You gotta be kidding me man... a cute looking babe like that?
Gene: Ugh... uh. Ah!
Fred: I don't care what you have to do, get the job done. Keep her from winning a fifth time!"
"Gene: I guess I just don't understand it. What difference does it make if this muscle chick wins the Strongest Woman in the Universe Title again?
Fred: It means I'll have to marry her.
Gene: Hmm? What did you just say?
Fred: Marry.
Gene: What do you mean, whate are you trying to tell me?
Fred: I'm telling you that I'm gonna have to get married to that hormonoly challenged amazon girl, okay?
Gene: You're gonna marry her? Ew... (laughs)
Fred: Will you cut it out man, its no laughing matter.
Gene: So why are you making such a big issue out of this? Why not just get married?
Fred: Have you completely lost your mind? Because I don't want to. My inquisitive nature won't be satisfied until I explore other amorous pursuits.
Gene: Okay... so what does getting married have to do with who wins the Strongest Woman in the Universe Tournament?
Fred: Lou family tradition says that the women we select to be our brides have to be the strongest in the universe.
Gene: What? What are you talking about?
Fred: Properly speaking, it means a bride who possesses mental strength and a high moral ethic. But I guess that I dictated terms to her that were of a more general nature.
Gene: Hmm... so you told her that she had to win the Tournament, is that what you're saying? Fred: I told her five times, five times! Oh... I figured that she'd never be able to do it, but she's won! She has won every year for the last four years!
Gene: Which means that this year will make it five years running with you as the prize waiting for her at the finish line.
Fred: I'm gonna smack you if you don't stop teasinbg me. I'm asking you to help me.
Gene: Okay, take it easy, but you'll lend me all the money with none of your shinanigans if I win the tournament, right?
Fred: I'll pay the money in full as you know.
. Fred: How does this much sound?
Fred and Gene: (laughs)
Gene: Hey, there's no need to be so formal with me Freddy boy, have I ever once turned you down for a favor?
Fred: Gene.
Gene: Okay my friend, we have ourselves a deal.
Fred: I'm counting on you. "
"I can't believe it! Gene Starwing got dressed up in that embarrasing get up just for me. "
"Reiko: I'll win this Tournament, nothing in the world can possibly stop me now and I'll go home victorious after winning the Tournament for a fifth straight time as Fred's bride.
Fred: I feel like someone just walked over my grave. Huh? I'm begging you now Gene. Please, you've got to win this one. "
" How could you humiliate me in such a way. What do you propose I do now, propose?"
" Gene: Now look, just calm down, alright?
Fred: How can I calm down in a time like this?"
"Fred: Yeah! I can't believe it! This is great Gene! I don't have to get married to Reiko!
Gene: Yeah, I'm really glad for you Fred.
Fred: This is fantastic, how bout we go out and celebrate?
Gene: Now the onlything I need to do is collect my pay.
Fred: Your pay?
Gene: Uh huh.
Fred: I thought one was to be paid when the work was successfully completed if I'm not mistaken Gene, what exactly was it that you did to earn it? Well, I'll be looking forward to our next encounter. Until then, take care of yourself Gene."
"Reiko: Fred, wait a minute.
Fred: Well, there's really nothing to discuss Reiko.
Reiko: No, don't say that! I'll start over again and train harder than ever. I'll start trying to win 5 in a row next year if you have a shred of compassion won't you find it in your heart to atleast give me another chance?
Fred: Well of course I'll give you another chance, but I think you should consider taking your time before you start training again, what do you say Reiko?
Reiko: Thats so nice of you Fred, always worrying like that. Ah!
Fred: Grr!
Reiko: I love you! You'll never regret this. I'll make myself worhty to become your wife."
"Oh nothing much. So it sounds like you had a little trouble after I left. "
"Wait a minute, I was just thinking about the other promise I made too.
I promised I'd lend money if you'd agreed to take on the job, remember? Well I'm keeping my word.
I've already filled out the transfer paperwork you're going to need. You should be able to cash it tomorrow. Is that okay? Thats it for now bon voyage."
