Welcome to Frock River! Here you can purchase many lovely dresses. Just remember: No matter how cute you look in them, The King will probably still pretend he is sleeping when you try to talk to him!
Welcome to the new definition of insanity, the Kingdom of Shy. I realize I am by no means a talented graphic artist, so thanks to clip-art.com for all these free gifs that made this serious explosion of randomness possible. To discover the ridiculous pun behind each of the stores, simply "enter" the store by putting your mouse over the door, and it will be explained (yes I realize the doors are the same color as the road. Shut up). And then slowly close your browser, take a deep breath, count to 10, and try to forget you ever saw this. Thank you.
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Welcome to Frock River! Here you can purchase many lovely dresses. Just remember: No matter how cute you look in them, The King will probably still pretend he is sleeping when you try to talk to him!
No Trout At All: Your Neighborhood Vegetarian Eatery. You just might catch the King here enjoying some hearty rice and beans!
Not in the mood for veggies? Come on over to Crust You, Crust Me and enjoy a fresh hot slice!
Welcome to the King's favorite coffee joint, Kingdom of Chai! Here you can enjoy your caffeinated beverage of choice and relish in your proximity to the castle.
Feeling charitable? Come on over to Let's Get A Stray and adopt yourself a lovely homeless kitty. The animal loving King will appreciate it!
Don't Shoe It! Come on over and buy some socks instead.
Welcome to "No No Toys," The Kingdom's red light district. Come in, but only if you're over 18.
Get your traveling shoes ready and head over to Holiday Move, the Kingdom's travel agency. Now get out of here!
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