| Billy's best day |
| Billy was getting ready for his first ever gig. His band, Anuslickaz, were going for the big one, and here, watching tonight, would be the proud mother of Billy. Billy had tried so hard to make her proud, since she got divorced to his dad, and decided she needed a bit of enjoyment, so he had told his friends about starting a new band. They had all thought it was a brilliant idea, so now Anuslickaz consisted of Steve, the guitarist, complete with heavy temporary tattoos, Kaz, the bass player, Justin the super-cool drummist and er... Billy, the tambourine shaker. All of them were best mates, and they all went to school together, which made it easier for them to meet up and discuss songs at break. After many weeks of rehearsing, re-rehearsing and getting called a pea brain, (this only applied to a special someone) They were ready. Billy's hands shook as he adjusted his baggy combats.He picked up his tambourine, and took a deep breath.. Anuslickaz were meeting up in the local town hall, and although that was only 5 minutes away from his house, he still told his mum to get the 1969-model-engine started.He wanted to arrive in style. Kaz, Steve and Justin were already there.He gestured his mother to follow him, and dived into the eeirly quiet hall, where he would be playing with his band in less than 10 minutes time. Slowly, his mouth started to drop as he realised how many people were going to watch.Yes, thats right, a whooping four people turned up! A few minutes later, Kaz came up to Billy and told him it was time. ''Hey, Billz, better be getting on stage then,'' he grinned. ''Remember, we're gonna rock out butts off for this, yeah?'' Billy silently nodded his head, and as Kaz's footsteps died away, (he was wearing Doc Martens) Billy stood up straight and sighed. ''I'm ready to rock,'' he told himself bravely, and walked up to the cheering crowd. Anuslickaz rocked their way into the crowd's hearts, wowing them with their pure skill on their instruments, and trodding up and down the stage. Every second was devoted to them,and more and passer-bys started to file in, to see what the magnificent noise was. It was totally amazing, and Anuslickaz went down a right treat with everyone.In fact, it would have been perfect, if the thing that happened next didn't happen. A bunch of skinheads filed into the town hall. On their shaven skinheads they wore back-turned caps, and on their feet they wore clumpy rockports.Yes, this was them. Here were the townies. ''Aight, you startin?'' The band stopped playing. Everyone turned around.Gasps rippled amongst the crowd, and the townies looked round at everyone, blinking stupidly. ''uh....... what you lookin at?'' one said, turning to a woman.But this was no ordinary woman. This was Billy's Mum. ''I would not say that if I woz you,'' said a quiet, high-pitched voice from somewhere near the stage. Everybody turned back round to face the stage again.Billy was the beholder of the voice. ''Everyone CHARGGGGGGGGGGEE!!'' Everyone immediately started making towards the skinheads, so they backed away nervously, and sprinted down the street.As soon as they were gone everyone crowded round Billy, asking him if he was O.K and patting him on the back.He was the hero of the day! So thats the story of Billy's best day of his life.And it would have been much more brilliant if his baggy pants hadn't fallen down while he was shaking the tambourine halfway throught the song. But, hey, nothings perfect! |
| Genre: Comedy |
| Written By Moe |
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