
Welcome to Remote Controlled Maze Racers!!

Apparently you people are tired of dying just to have fun....

finally somebody has done something about it!!!

We've made about a zillion of these remote controlled ships,
and we throw down the challenge to everybody
to beat our blind automatons. They just follow the map....
We lost too many ships if we didn't have them braking,
after level 12.

We don't mind if you stack a few of our toy spacecraft,
they do cost something though,
we thought you'd understand if we charged you five points
every time the one you are controlling turns into fireworks.
After all,
we supply you with as many as you need to finish...

It's not all rough of course, being benevolent,
we actually want you to make it, we've even given you the
very same map the autons' are using to navigate the maze.
We do want you to feel challenged though,
coz it wouldn't be right if we just let you win.

For an extra challenge, why don't you try the other steering cons.
[,<] - Rotate left    [.>] - Rotate Right.

We allot 100 points for first place finishers.
50 points are alloted to those who finish second.
25 points to those who place third.
There are bonuses per level for not crashing ships.

Anybody who came fourth shan't continue.

d'ya know that song,
"This is the song that never ends,"
"it just goes on and on my friends,"
"coz it's the song that never ends...."

We could have stopped you after level 22 when you have raced at
maximum speed. (1.7 * "Normality")
(Please don't ask what "Normality" is)
(unless you mean level 8.)

FYI: We start you in level 1 at 0.65 * speed.

Then again, we could stop you after level 26
when the maze has stopped expanding, but really,
if you ever make it to place on level 26,
you've earnt the right to see level 27.

Anyway,
the stuff making the maze will make a different one.....
    
Thought of and Written by: Robert Thompson.

Doggy Styles pooped some of the graphics.

The noises came from The Big Hairy Fella.

COME ON EVERYBODY!!  ----> LOL

Haze tested continuously on P133 under Win98SE for > 24 hours.
Please whinge about bugs to who-ever you got it off.....

Granny tested discontinuously for > 24 hours.

We just wanted her to try it out briefly...
Then we booted her off, took her less and less time
to come back and whinge till we let her play again.

WARNING: Concentrating and inhaling contents may be harmful.

WARNING: May cause giddiness, loss of time, anxiety, etc. etc.

WARNING: Possibly not suitable for minors

(Laugh Out Loud)
AGAIN!!!

Don't you just hate the way this writing keeps jogging about?
Must make it awful hard on the eye,
though then again,
you could always make them go away (by playing me!!)
Although we have nothing really to gain if you don't exit
I mean, it's hardly like we are in another galaxy sucking your
mind out through your monitor
JUST DON'T LOOK AWAY FOR NEXT FIVE SECONDS

HA HA
Just mucking around, we came to amuse and entertain (ourselves)
(watching you poor humans trying to beat our automatons...)

Why isn't somebody playing???

