Bullet:Who is it?
Voice:Yo Bullet is James.
Bullet:doors open man. Just come in.
[The door opens and James walks into the room. He is wearing his usual baggy jeans and his new "2 Sexy guys and a Canadian" shirt. comon people. Who can't help but to love that shirt? In James hand is a VHS tape. Slade walks into the room and sits down on the Lazy-Boy and throws the tape onto the table.]
Bullet:How in the hell did these guys win the Super Bowl last year? Their Defense is horrible this year and is the same damn squad.
James Slade:Losing another bet there Bullet?
Bullet:Shut up man. Whats that tape you have there?
James Slade:its the one I made of me screwing your sister.
Bullet:What the hell man? I am already having bad day with me losing this game. Seriously man whats the tape?
James Slade: Its the tape of the Rebels promo. Shawn Alexander decided not to show up for his promo.
Bullet:Thats the thing about being the new guys. We get the crappy competition. Can we get someone that will show up. Hell even Tampa Bay isn't showing up for me this week. Lets throw in the tape and see what this guys got to say.
James Slade:Haha. Well you have to learn to bet on real teams.
Bullet:Just throw in the damn tape.
James Slade:Wheres West when you need him. I like having a run around canadian around.
[both Slade and Bullet laugh as Slade gets up and throws in the tape. The rebels promo plays across the tv. Once the promo is done nothing but laughter fills the room. A females voice can be heard from the bathroom.]
Voice:Whats so funny guys?
Bullet:I am just showing James our tape to give him pointers.
James Slade:yeah. Pointers on what NOT to do.
Voice:Put that tape away. And James he knows what hes doing.
Bullet:Its not really the tape honey. james just brought over the promo of our opponent this week.
James Slade:wait a minute. There really is a tape?
Voice:Don't you dare show him Bullet!!
james Slade:ya know man. shes gotta leave sometime right?
Bullet:Haha. yeah she does. but that doesn't mean you get to watch me in action.Anyways whats up with the Rebel? i remember watching people use that "I'm the judge jury and executioner" crap 20 years ago.
james Slade:Noone ever said he was original.
Bullet: Well he is far from original. I hope he is a better wrestler than he is with the mic. Besides..
Tv announcer:And the Bucs could make everyone remember that they are the defending Super Bowl Champions if they can finish off this comeback. They arleady came back and now they have the lead. All the have to do is hold off a mediocre Carolinas offense that is missing the NFL's leading rusher in Stephen Davis.
Bullet:Looks like I got this one in the bag. there is no way in hell this offense can come back and score.
james Slade:i have to agree with you there man. So what do you think we should call ourselves? I think we can go a long way in the 4WW as a tag team. A permanent team.
Bullet:Well I actually have been doing a lot of thinking about that. why don't we bring back something out of the past? It still fits us very well.
James Slade: You're not talking about Speic..
Bullet:Don't you even think about finishing that statement. I would never want to be even associated with that name ever again. I was think more along the lines of this. Hey honey have you finished getting dressed yet?
Voice:yeah. And I have the shirt on.
Bullet:Bring it on out, Rach.
[Bullet has now revealed the mysterious females voice. We have learned that they definitely play around together. They do have a tape after all. But how far is their relationship? Perhaps when the time is right we will find out how close these two really are. A woman walks out of the bathroom. Long blond hair flows down her back to go along with her gorgeous blue eyes. Her breasts are as close to a D as you can be. after all a handful is all you really need. She has to be about 5'6' maybe 120 lbs soaking wet. She is definitely a hottie. And from what we learned on how she talks. Who wouldn't want to be with this women. She is wearing tight shorts that leave little to the imagination. The shirt that she wears is cutoff slitghtly about the belly button, which looks oh so scrumptious. The words on the shirt say...]
James Slade:Of course. Perfect Pleasure. How could I forget that.
Bullet:well you haven't been around me to witness the fullness of Perfect Pleasure.
Tv Announcer:TOUCHDOWN!!!Can it be possible. Two comebacks in one game.
Bullet;WHAT THE HELL MAN!!!!The Bucs suck
James Slade:HAHAHAHHAHA. I told ya to pick a real team. You should listen to the Ladies man for once.
Bullet:enough of this football. Its bad enough one of our opponents is a football player trying to make it in wrestling. Just for that I should injure him.
James Slade:Hey chill on shawn. I have him on my fantasy team.
Rach:Have you guys seen a picture of him? I don't think hes the same guy.
james Slade:Damn man your girl knows baout football. I gotta get me one like that.
rach:I could hook you up with a friend of mine james.
Bullet:Yeah we all know he needs help in that area.
James Slade:Hey they don't call me the ladies man for nothing.
TV:I LOVE
Cory spinning Heads
Rickys flowing dreads
Chucky seeing red and
TWINS
I LOVE
Mascots throwing down
Warming up the crowd
Taylor busting out for the win
and I LOVE YOU TOO
AND I LOVE YOU TOO
HERE WE GO NOW
I LOVE
Flutie going long
We just like to show Keyshawn
The Chiefs rolling along
with NINE WINS
I LOVE
Morton Busting moves
He Hate Me on the loose
Reeves reaching 2
hundred wins
\and I LOVE WEEK 10
AND I LOVE YOU TOO
AND I LOVE YOU TOO
AND I LOVE YOU TOO
HERES TO FOOTBALL
Bullet:Well I HATE week 10. Coming up with 3 wins.
james Slade:You have a lot to do with the number 3 don't you?
Bullet:what do you mean by that?
James Slade:Well you have 3 wins this week. You can only last 3 minutes.
Bullet:Shut the hell up man. you can only hope to even last half as long as I can.
Rach:Even that length is more than most woman can handle. WOW.
james Slade:Comon man. thats not fair.
bullet:I'll tell you something else thats not fair. Waisting talent like ours against such people as the Rebel and Shawn Alexander. They don't stand a chance. Ones afraid to even show his face. the other uses lines from the dinosaur age. And they are thrown together as a team? I almost feel bad for them.
James Slade:Have you even seen their matches? I watch a couple of their tapes and why? why do we get to deal with rookies? I know we are new to the 4WW but damn.
Bullet:well I guess they aren't ready for us yet?
James Slade:well ready or not its time to unleash Perfect Pleasure on them. the only question that remains is the same that the ladies have to ask themselves...
Bullet:Yeah. Can you handle it?
[with that being saidthe 3 of them get up and Bullet turns off the TV. they all leave the room and the scene fades to black]