[scene opens showing Bullet and james Slade in a dressing room. Several dress clothes, among other types of outfits are hanging throughout the room. Bullet and Slade are just in shorts as tehy look through the clothes they see before them.]
Bullet:The things we have to do to make the fans happy and the front office money.
James Slade: Well when you have only been around for a few weeks and become such a hit as we have, what do you expect? Fame ain't free, bro.
Bullet:Yeah I know. but how many photo shoots do we have to do? Look at what we have around us. We have enough clothes to last us a lifetime.
[a knock at the door]
Bullet:Whos there?
Man:I am just checking to see if you guys are almost ready. We have another shoot to do and would like to get rolling.
Voice from the backround;Shut the fuck up man. They will come out whenever they damn well please.
James Slade:Shut up West.
Bullet:Yeah. Don't mind him man. hes drunk again. We will be out shortly.
Man:ok. Thanks a lot.
Bullet:west you got a problem man.
Chris West:I don't have a problem. Drinkings my friend. CANADIAN BEER!! YEAH!!
[Bullet and Slade shake their heads as West comes stumbling out from behind the cameras view with a canadian beer in his hand.]
Bullet:west go sit in the corner. You're in time out.
james Slade:HAHAHAHAHA
[west actually listens and goes and sits in teh corner drinking his Canadian beer.]
Bullet:what do they want us to do first?
Rachael:They want the jerseys first. They want it to be as close to how you guys are in real life. Then they want you guys dressed up.
[Bullet and slade walk over to the jerseys and start going through them. Slade grabs a Byron Leftwhich jersey and Bullet pulls out a throwback Steve Young jersey.]
Bullet:Now thats what I am talking about. Steve Young is by far the best QB ever. I would pick him over any QB. And with this so called QB controversy in San Fran I am going to grab a jersey from a time there never was a controversy.
JamesSlade:have you heard anything from our opponents this week?
Bullet:Nah. I am really sick of people around here who think that they don;t have to fulfill their contract obligations. I mean yeah it will turn out to be a win for us whether they do or don't but I would like to see some real men in here with some balls.
james Slade:I hear ya on that man. I would love to see some guys out here with balls. Maybe we will...
Chris west:I bet you do want to see some balls.
James Slade:I'M NOT GAY YOU IDIOT!!!
Bullet:I thought I told you that you were in timeout. Just drink your beer and shut up. I don;t want to hear another word out of your mouth until you are sober, you drunk bastard.
rachael:Besides form what I hear James is quite the ladies man himself.
Bullet:Oh yeah man. how did things go with Jenna?
james Slade;Well we had one hell of a night and trust me when I say she knows what its like to be with a REAL Ladies man.
Bullet:Haha. well good for you man. Its nice to see the old Slade back at work.
Chris West:well I still think he is interested in BIG BALLS. I GOT BIG BALLS. YOU GOT BIG BALLS. BUT WE GOT THEBIGGEST BALLS OF THEM ALL!!
[West starts stripping and re living his karaoke night just a week ago.]
Bullet:Bird get his ass out of here NOW!!!!
[Jason bird runs in and grabs West and removes him from the room, but ot without West giving a fight. He leaves kicking and screaming]
Bullet:what the hell is wrong with him? He is getting worse and worse.
james Slade:well you know his past. He deals with it diferently than most people. Throw in all those hardcore matches hes been in and ofcourse he will be a little loopy.
Rachael:don't worry about it honey. we will have to get him some help before it gets out of control.
Bullet:Before? he is already out of control. But I can't deal with him right now. too much on the mind. Slade you hear about the big rumor going around?
james Slade:nah man. whats this one about?
bullet: I heard that they may be giving out the tag titles at Maelstrom II.
james Slade: That is something to definitely strive for. but we can't look past these guys. They are both big boys and they have been a team for a while from what I understand. They have been the team to beat for a while here in the 4WW.
Bullet:well thats not saying much. we are what the second established tag team in here? Throw in the fact we are still undefeated as well.
James Slade; haha. That is true. But all we have faced here are teams that have been thrown together.
Rachael:I don't remember you guys ever losing though. Not just here but ever as a team.
Bullet:Shes right man. we may not have been a team many times before here but we have still yet to get a notch in that loss column. And I don't plan on getting one this week. I am still undefeated here in the 4WW and I don't see that changing anytime soon. I don't give a damn who our opponents are.
james Slade:Whoa man. calm down. Save some of that energy for the match. Thats the look I saw in your eye last week when you had Rose up. you are viscious man.
Bullet:well I have been here for three weeks now. I want to make a statement this week. I want to bury these guys. I want those tag titles. I want some gold around my waist. And sometimes I truely wonder with west being in our corner. is he too much of a distraction? This drinking problem is getting way out of hand. this week I will take all my frustrations out on these two. Moses and Lazarus don't know what they are in for. They don't know what pain they are in for. They have yet to see the destructuion here in the 4WW that we can truely bring as a team. NO team has the potential to bring that same destruction to the ring that we can, and that includes ANY team that is thrown together.
james Slade:Aight man I get ya. But we need to get this photo shoot done so we can get to teh arena for West match.
Bullet:Ok. Lets get this done so we can getout of here.
[Bullet and Slade start to put on the jerseys that they picked out earlier and the scene fades to black]