Pye Noeyes:Welcome to another edition of A Wrestlers Life. Today we have a special guest. Well he used to be speical. As you all know we go through a day in the life of a wrstler. We see what exactly makes these guys tick. We constantly have great superstars come onto the show, but rarely do we getan opportunity at a elite fed such as the GWA. Today we begin a series on GWA Superstars with the 23 year old veteran Bullet.
[Bullet comes walking out onto the stage and shakes Pye's hand. He sits down on the stool next to Pye.]
Pye:Welcome to the show Bullet.
Bullet:Thanks Pye. Its good to be here.
Pye:Before we get into the day taht we spent with you how about we talk about some of your history. How did you get into wrestling?
Bullet:Well I have been interested in wrestling since I was a little boy watching the likes of Hulk Hogan, Andre the Giant, and Macho Man and even later my idol the Undertaker. I knew when I at the young age of 10 that I wanted to be a wrestler. I was willing to do anything to achieve that goal. I remember when I was on a sleep over just after Wrestlemaia VII. A couple of friends and me decided to wrestle. It was those two against me. They were beating the living shit out of me but I kept getting up. They even called me a junior Undertaker. At that point I KNEW i was going to make it as a wrestler. It wasn't until several years later at the age of 18 that I truely got my start in the wrestling business. In a backyard fed called the NPWA I began my wrestling career as a part of the tag team Cause -N- Effect. My partner and I were quite dominating in that federation for over 2 years. Then one day I got a call from the GWA. The CEO JB saw my talent and offered me a contract to the GWA. I told him that I would sign a contract only if he offered my partner Pain a contract. He agreed but only if Pain worked on his skills in HWA, which is a developmental fed for the GWA. I agreed and I had a successful run in the GWA as the US Champion. After a couple months Pain made it up to the GWA and I was able to concentrate on our tag team career. Shortly after that we both went through a lot of rookie mistakes. Soon the losses kept piling up and we left the GWA to improve. We both went into the NAW and had lots of success. But a Pain suffered a injury that has ended his career. I on the other hand went through some other feds and was World Champion several times in those feds. After several runs as Champion I decided to come back to the NAW and became a tag team with Rob Zandig known as the Super Freaks. We were on a roll. Not one team in the NAW at the time could stop us. Not one groupd could stop the group I was in that included the GWAS very own CEO JB. After a very successful run as the only undefeated and last tag team champions in the NAW, the NAW closed its doors. I was out of work. Then JB gave me a call and I was back in the GWA.
Pye:And that is where you have been for the past year. You have also had some success this past year in the GWA haven't you.
Bullet:I have had a lot of success along with a lot of failure this past year. I have held teh TV title and tag team titles. But I have also been on the longest losing streak of my career. Just making stupid mistakes. I am still a young guy. I am younger than most of the rookies in the GWA. But there isn't any excuse. I have been in the majors for over two years and that classifies me as a veteran. but as of late I have had a lot of success. I have been more focused and have been happy with the performance I have had in my matches. but also this year I have met a great women named Rachael. She has truely been my life and has helped me so much during the rough times. And she has even played a big part with me on screen and in matches. She has shot promos with me and soon she will be even coming to the ring with me.
Pye:Having a strong women behind you is what makes you such a great superstar. Every man needs a strong woman behind him. But enough about your history. Lets show everyone what a day in the life of Bullet is like.
[The lights go dim and a screen in the back shows Bullet in his bed. The screen moves in to he camera and takes up the full screen. the alarm clock begins to go off at 6:00 am. Bullet awakes as that annoying alarm clock sounds off. Bullet hits the snooze and turns off the alarm. He sits up in the bed and pushes the hair out of his face. He looks up into the camera]
Bullet:(in that morning voice)Oh yeah. Todays that day for the Its A Wrestlers Life. I didn't think you guys would be here this early. well today all of you out there get to see what the life of a pro wrestler is like. As you can see we have to get up early after working a late night. We spend most of our lives on the road. Living in hotels. But let me jump in the shower and we will meet you out in the parking lot in about a hour.
[The scene fades to black as Bullet is waking up Rachael. The scene opens up again in the parking lot. The camera is facing the hotel taht Bullet and Rachael are staying at. Bullet and Rachael walk out the door with Bullet carrying both suitcases.All of a sudden Steve from the Dell commercials runs across the screen and points at the screen.]
Steve:DUDE!YOUR GETTING A DELL!!
[A confused look comes across Bullets face as he watches Steve run across the parking lot.Bullet finally reaches the car. He opens the trunk and throws teh suitcases in the car and slams the trunk shut. The scene then skips to inside the car. It looks as though they have been driving for quite a while as it is very bright out now. Rachael is sitting in the passenger side and Bullet is driving as the camera man is sitting in the back.]
Bullet:If you wish to be a wrestler this is what your going to see a lot of. You spend well over 200 days a year on the road. Going show to show. Just to make a living. A lot of wrestlers are not as fortunate as I am. they wrestle in shows risking injury for a measley $30.00 a night. And thats when they can find work. its not a easy life. but its something that I love very much. when you step through that curtain, the feeling you get when the fans are cheering your name in umatchable. Its just amazing. Tonight we have a house show in Houston where I will be facing off against Ben O'haire. I should have no trouble using him as a warmup for tomorrow nighst Showdown match against Cyrus LaVey. we will stop in a few minutes to get a quick bite to eat.
[The scene fades to black and meets up again with Bullet and rachael eating some McDonalds.]
Rachael:When your on the road it is very hard to eat healthy. You just stop and grab something to eat whenever you can. Sometimes you are lucky and you are able to find a place that sells good food. Maybe some nutritional bars. And finding a gym is very hard at first. But once your doing this for a while you learn where you can go to workout. And having your own line of gyms can help out a lot.
Bullet:Right now I only have two gyms up and running. One is in Minneapolis and the other is in Middletown, Conneticut. Middletown is the town I grew up in and I bought out the old gym I use to work out in.
Rachael:We have a great staff at each of our gyms. We have the best equipment Even more suprises for members tahtwill be coming soon.
Bullet:We are closing in on the city of Houston where we will be making a stop at thge local gym. i have been here a few times and they may not have the greatest equipment but it will work. Besides its not how fancy a gym or its equipment is, its the effort that you put into the workout.
[the scene fades again and opens up in front of the gym. Bullet is already dressed for the workout and is walking towards teh gym in front of Rachael. At the pay phone is Carrot Top.]
Carrot Top:Just dial downthe middle:1-800-C-A-L-L-A-T-T.
Bullet:What is up with these people of late. They remind me of my opponent at Showdown, Cyrus LaVey. They constantly bcker about meaningless things. Things that noone cares about and probally never ever use. he also represents everything that is wrongt with our Front Office. I know that our former CEO has stepped down but one of hius good friends is in charged now. Even he can not fix teh mistakes taht our former CEO has made. By allowing certain people to work in this federation, such as my opponent, is ludacris. Especially at a time taht we are right now we do not need any bad publicity. Someone who is obviously obsessed with kids should not be allowed in the GWA. he is probally think of ways to kidnap these kids and use them to his advantage. He already sits there and shows them blood. What kind of rolemodel is that? Not one that the GWA should be willing to promote as one of its own. And that is why I will be taking out Cyrus this week. I already took out ben Ohaire pretty hanidly last week on showdown, and this week should be just as easy. You see cyrus just like the time on this show, your time in the GWA is soon to be perfectly ended. the only question is can you handle it? Lets go rachael.
[The scene fades to black as Bullet and Rachael walk into the gym. the scene opens up back at the show with bullet and Pye.]
PyeThat night Bullet went on to defeat his opponent pretty easily. i want to thank you Bullet for sharing your time with the world and I wish you good luck on your match tommorrow night.
Bullet:Thanks a lot. i should have no problems whatsoever taking out Cyrus.
Pye:And thats our show for today. Come back tomorrow as we look inthe life of the rookie Black Tuesday.
["Its A hard Knock Life" begins to play as the show fades to black]