Introduction

So, who is Santa's Monkey? Who is the man behind Santa's Monkey? [Where? Where? Get him away from me!] Well the name Santa's Monkey came about because of a slipup at the registory office. I was supposed to be called Simon Monkfish, but my parents turned up drunk and thought it might be fun to call me this. I would change my name but I feel the name gives me character and people never forget who I am.

Hi, I'm Santa's Monkey's Horse. It's a food chain thing.

Nice plums by the way. But mine are nicer, they're more purple.

There is change in the air, I can feel it. This site is currently very much under construction 'cause I've only just found out how to do interesting things. Well, I think they're interesting. And I've also only just come up with some decent ideas, or at least I think they're decent. So, keep coming back every once in a while and you'll find something's new every day. Or at least every month.

Here is the "Mission Statement" :-
Anything you could possibly desire,
you will find on my incredible website.
It's the truth.
Would I lie to you?

I am an antichrist, I am an anarchist.
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Well, in the words of Shakespeare...
"I must be off 'cause me bladder's damn exploding, Jeeves."

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