Number Ten: Ray Guns
Everyone will carry around a blaster and shoot things with it.
They will fire little beams of light, which you can choose
the color of your choice. The Ray Guns should be kinda bulky
and have all sorts of mechanicle dohickies on the outside.
They should also make cool laser sound effects when fired.
Number Nine: Metallic Jumpsuits or Cowboy Boots
In the future everyone will adhere to one of two styles
of dress. They will either where a dorky metallic jumpsuit,
or revert back to an 1885 style of dress (complete with
blaster, of course). This is how everyone will know who's
cool and who's not in the future.
Number Eight: Space Ships (real ones)!
Obvisously it can't be the future if we aren't all flying around
in our own personal space ship. The ships should range in size
from being about as big as a car, to the super-galatic
giant ships as big as the moon with death rays installed. Most
of the ships will be cool and look like they were peiced together
from old vacuum cleaners, but the stupid people in the jumpsuits
will definatlly have smooth shiny ones (losers!).
Number Seven: Alien Invaders
It's simply inevitable that a race of insectesoid Aliens
will try to take over Earth and get their butts kicked. How we
will win is another story, which is left open to interpreation.
Some suggest we will have superior technology, while others hold
true to the fact that a child genius will command the star-fleet
to victory. It should also be noted that this will be the event
that will get Earth into really traveling into space.
Number Six: Holograms
Holograms will come in many forms: from the wrist-sized personal
computer helper, to the exact copy of yourself, about ten feet
away (really nifty for those blaster shoot-outs!). Don't worry
holograms will be complete with sounds, and the place where it is projected
will definatly be adjustable.
Number Five: Cybernetics
An absolute nessicity. These nifty improvements will greatly
increase a human ability to do anthing. They come in two formats:
mechanicle, and realistic. The cool ones will be all mechanicle and
stuff. All kinda of wires will be sticking out and there will
be all these mechanicle sounds whenever it moves. They
should also be about 10,000 time better than a person's original
body part. The realistic ones will look just like regular
body parts, but should still be about 10,000 times better. Both
models will come complete with tons of gadgets. These gadgets
include, but are not limited to: dart guns, electrical shocky things,
spinning buzz saw blades, holograms, transformation ability,
energy gererators, remote control anything
(spaceships, robots, etc.), and communication devices.
Number Four: Aliens
Aliens will be commonplace in everyday life. You
can be walking down the street and pass an eight foot bug
going the other way. There should be people with three eyes
and all kinds of other cool crazy stuff, green skin,
tentecles, you name it.
Number Three: Helemets
We will all have helmets that look really cool and menacing.
This is how you tell who is a bad guy or not: if a person is really
bad they will have an evil looking helmet. Space Solider, pilots, bounty hunters,
all these guys get there own special helmets. Also everyone's helmets should
have a radio inside for both playing really awesome space music, and transmitting
communications.
Number Two: Space Pirates
Everyone beware! You never know when you will be flying through
space, and all of a sudden, BAM! A renegade ship with a Jolly
Roger painted on the side launches a missile swarm at you! These
guys are the baddest of the bad, and naturally draw in the scum
of the universe. They should pop up at the most interesting times
for a little battle, and should always leave saying, "THIS ISN'T OVER YET!"
Or something equally threatining.
Number One: GIANT ROBOTS!
Space ships aren't enough, when it really gets down to it you
gotta have your giant robot ready. Most battles should be fought
in these things. Even better if they can transform into a spaceship, but
I suppose loading it into a cargo bay would do in a pinch... These are an
absolute nessicity, becuase they are so COOL! Think about it, some pirate starts
messin with you, so you bust out the giant robot combat suit
and beat the snott out of him. Their eyes glow. They come equipt with all kinds
of cool junk (once again including but not limited to): sheild, laser sword, huge guns,
missiles, loooots of ammo, detachable flying hands (for punching people at great distances),
rocket boosters, cloaking devices, claws, nifty shiny emblem, and theme music.
-2002
