I R PWN JOO thats robot talk for 'i can do everything you can do better' obvously this man isn't of flesh , just a thin layer of synthetic skin covering a machine body
MY roomate can not be human.
I have several reasons for coming to this conclusion.
A)His criminal record
B)His accomplishments
Lets start
with his criminal record (all of which is now sealed) Arson, Assualt
on a Officer (and various other crimes i don't currently remember)
Accomplishments Black belt, ski instructor, computer tech, everquest
junkie, rave promoter, full time student, has lived everywhere, been
to korea, broke nearly every bone in his body will eat anything and
never get food poisoning; and WHILE DOING ALL THIS has helped setup 2
sizable lanpartys and have 16+ relationships etc etc etc with the
amount this roommate of mine has done i've concluded he can't be
human for no human can accomplish all that and be good at everything
they do.
Just look at this picture
I R PWN JOO thats robot talk for 'i can do everything you can
do better' obvously this man isn't of flesh , just a thin layer of
synthetic skin covering a machine body
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