Questions that we get asked a lot!

Q: Do you do public appearances? And if so, how much? (Submitted by Sarah Of Iowa)

A: Why of course! For only one child sacrifice, 3 hours of robot worship, and a blender, Robot Hank and Robot Jon would be glad to come to your birthday party, graduation, prom, retirement party, baby shower, or other social gathering. (This is provided no young children threaten to beat up Robot Jon. In this case he wusses out and hides behind his woody and has to be removed manually from the gathering.) Please e-mail [email protected] to make an appointment.

Note: Due to the high demand for public appearances by Robot Hank and/or Robot Jon you will need to schedule 6 months in advance.

Q: Just what is Robot Jon's sexuality? (Submitted by Marggie of Maryland)

A: Well, only time will tell

Q: Who is VooDoo Man's special someone? (Submitted by Michelle of Maryland)

A:To answer this question we will have a poll and you guys (the faithful readers) will get to choose. So keep an eye out for that.

Q: What's your anti-drug? (Submitted by the Foundation for a Drug Free America)

A: perscription pills

More questions when you ask them.