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| THE SITE WAS TAKING TOO LONG TO LOAD!!! |
| I still dont know were I am going with this site. I really don't feel like writing anything i dont have to for school. I am sure I will get bored enough durring the summer I will post something. I am sure it will be hilarious but until then to tide over my billion of daily readers I am I posting the science fiction story I wrote for English class. Its not great but it does contain a mermaid and the ending is very shity. Enjoy! ~Mr. Jacob~ =Maladroit= |
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| Ok, I was bound to update this web site someday... It�s been at least two years and you and my millions of fan probably have been wondering happened to me. Did the government kill me? Have I forgot about mermaids? Have I moved to live on the sun and farm sunbeams? I become the leader of a communist nazi party bent on world domination and making hot guy unicorn on guy unicorn porn? Well actual none of the above. First in 7th grade the in school suspended me to going to my web site which at the time contained Osama Bin Laden jokes, according to the principle it put made me a target to sexual predator, which I really didn�t understand but I nodded and started to cry and he looked like he wanted to touch me. Anyway I spent the next day with a really old nun who told me take off all the jokes leaving me with absolutely no material. Fast forward to now, I am in high school and am rebelliously posting thing on here. So I really don�t think I will be constantly updating this site but we will see. Cheerio ~ Mr. Jacob |
| It's not my "art" work but I found it funny... so yeah. Got a problem with the nipples? Write Jannet Jackson. |
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| THEY ARE REAL |
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| The Monkey's name is Walter he is manic depressive. |
| The Kid Who Fainted At The National Spelling Bee |
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| He is my fricken HERO...(music starts playing) If he falls I will catch him, I will be waiting��.TIME AFTER TIME!!!!.....If he is lost he can look--and he will find me ...Time after time. If he falls I will catch him--I'll be waiting...Time after time....and so on and so. |
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| ........................and this is the plate that I made in 6th grade art club I should of brushed off the dust before I scaned it (look a the bottom discoloration) but I really dont feel like scaning it again. SO LIVE WITH IT!!! I would sell it for like $1000 If any one wants to buy it. Or you could just give me the money. |
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| I finally fixed the music. Not that you stupid people with slow internet would notice because of your lack of patients and/or bandwidth but �My Name Is Jonas� has been playing in the background for quite sometime because My �Under the Sea� MIDI file mysteriously stopped working. Well I found a new �Under the Sea� MIDI so every thing is back to normal. I know you are excited. Because I am you want to download both MIDI Files I will but links below. (You have to do the whole �Right Click� �Save Target As��) �My Name Is Jonas� �Under the Sea� |
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| I AM ONLY HUMAN!!! I make mistakes. I have come to regret changing the background music to the stupid little mermaid theme song not only is it annoying but it is also rather "gay" as was pretty much the entire last post (as is this one but please ignore that) and though I wont worried about the sexual preference of my website nor the fact that this site or any other inorganic has gender or thought�.ok some random guy (NiTrOuS6911 if you wish to contact him on AIM) said that my site was "gay" though I disagreed with him I decided to change the background music� I apologize again for the pointless demeanor of these last three posts. I promise that it will never happen again��. MR. JACOB |
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| MORE BORING SHIT!!! I just wanted to kind of update before I went on vacation (Damn Family Reunion) Anyways the �comic strip� isn�t coming along too great. I can draw stuff but even I don�t find it that funny and it a waste of like an hour or two to draw and color one picture but I will see what I can come up with if I can get the creative juices flowing like the river that they are. I did draw one picture and posted it on the weezer message board when they asked for pictures people thought would look cool inside cover of the 5th album well I posted this dude and now that �TREAD� has disappeared off the message board but personally I think that�s a good sign we will see. ROCK! =w= JACOB OUT!?!?!?! |
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| I am back!!! click below to find out about my "wonderfull" vacation. |
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| Me at the STM Carnival thing waiting as Jeff R. rides the afterburner........hey Ashley told me it was funny and no I dont think she was lying to me to get in my pants, so if you dont find it funny just look at how pretty it looks. |
| The Adventures of Jacob |
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| OK so it wasn't THAT pretty.......... |
| I just was bored so I desided to post something. It "Eases my 'troubles' that�s what it does" anywhoo..... oh i guess if you want to find out "more" about me (WELL OF COURSE YOU DO) you can look at my myspace account. its kinda cool i have desided to uses it to post things on message boards which I really dont do all that offten but do you really care...... I might make some more Adventures of Jacob. I am sure very one just LOVES them. They "Entertain" me and isnt that the ture meaning of life and if you are lucky and I know you I may draw you into one and make you famous like I did Jeff R. ..... I know you dont care and I dont care so IN YOUR FACE. So Long Jackasses(?), Srg. Jacob and his Lonely Hearts Club Band http://profile.myspace.com/users/4800221 |
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| Me in Gym Class on a tuesday. My backgrounds are gettting worse and the yellow thing is what the front of the shorts should look like...........GOOD TIMES!!! |
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| I want sugar in my tea Hello My Friends, Ok, I just have been feeling guilty about not posting anything I am not sure why because its not like that many people visit here like less then 10 people have come here more then once and only 160 times this site has been seen and at least 45 are by me making sure everything is working and looks pretty�. But I worry about trivial things all the time my life is too boring�anyways the wonderful Jacob Cartoons are coming I am just a little behind on ideas. I hope you enjoy them. Below are some �old� drawing that really arnt meant to be funny so don�t worry if you don�t laugh this time, you are normal and are interpreting the correct message �The Artist�(yours truly) was trying to convey( I know that doesn�t really make scenes and don�t care) But If you haven�t laughed after observing the Adventures of Jacob in the past I would highly recommend seeking medical help. Side note: Rivers Cuomo is my friend on my space ROCK! Is Rivers your friend? ...NO? That�s what I thought!�.. Also please sign my guestbook the link is above. I can still see Leroy�s comment DAMN IT! HOW LAME IS THAT! Come on. If I can get more then 300 views by the end of August I will have�A POLL! Try to contain your excitement. ~Jake The Snake~ |
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| I wasnt going to post this...umm... Sorry. |
| Again no one in particular and the tattoo on his arm is �ski� as in the beginning of the word �skizzorz� and yes it does look like �shi� but its not. |
| It�s no one in particular�. I was listening to =w=eezer-�No One Else� a lot at the time though. Her shirt reads "Jacob's Girl" i screwed it up when I colored it. |