"The Amazing
Magical Troll Story"
Last night I was looking up apartments online at TheRealYellowPages.com, and having a good amount of success when all of a sudden I fell asleep. I awoke to the pitter-patter of tiny feet on the floor of my room. I immediately sprang from my bed, to see nothing but all of my shoes nicely sorted, cleaned, and well polished. It was at this moment that I realized these trolls had confused me for a shoe cobbler. Stupid trolls! But then I noticed that one of the trolls had fashioned me a beautiful pair of pumps out of carpet lint! I don't know what that means, but this is the picture the troll took of me while I slept. I'm afraid that I might be giving out troll pheromones in my sleep. What a lucky boy I am!! |
