Josh: "I am, like, so glad you brought that up..."
All: "shhhh!"
Jesus: "....so do not go around anxiously saying, 'What am I to eat?"
Lloyd: "What are we to eat?"
All: "Don't ask that!"
Lloyd (doing Homer Simpson voice for Josh during Prodical Son): " Quick, fetch me my robe, my nicest one. Put rings on his fingers and opals on his toes and bring the fatted calf and kill it. A nice Kosher one. Mmmm...fatted calf...."
Kia (during Good Samaritan): "...so too, a judge came upon him, and saw him...."
Hollis: "Order, order!"
Jay: "I'd like a cheeseburger and an ambulance to go, please."
Jesus: "So put away anxious thoughts about tommorow."
Josh: "But tommorow, Desperate Housewives comes on!"
John/Judas (in the process of nearly hitting Jesus and "talking on the phone"): "Hello? Yeah, sure. Uh, it's your father. (points up) "It's okay, it's after 7:00 and I have that rollover thing, you can talk as much as you want."
All (playing charades): "Give him...."
Josh: "Give him your tire!"
Annie: "Give him Hell!"
Hollis (during the the Unmerciful Servent): "You have been very bad! I remitted the whole of your debt when you appeared to me! Were you not bound to show your fellow servant the same pity I showed to you?" (sighs, picks up "machine gun" and "shoots it" at the servant) "He,he!" (giggle)
(Catherine is scared about reading a parable and is trying to escape)
Annie: (In little-kid voice) "Catherine's stupid!"
Jay: (also in little-kid voice) "No she's not! She's my cousin!" (sticks thumb in mouth)
Jesus: "Did I ever tell you that I used to read feet?"
All: "What?"
Jesus: "Take any foot..." (grabs Jay's foot and looks at bottom) "It says 'rejoice!' "
All: "Where?" (All gather around Jay's foot)
Jay: "It says Rebok"
John/Judas: (during Prodical Son) "...so he decided to attatch himself to one of the local landowners, who sent him on the farm to mind the pigs."
John/Judas: (now in Arnold Schwarzenegger voice) "Svine" (points to "pigs")
Jay: "what?"
John/Judas: "Svine"
Hollis,Kia,Amy,Annie,Catherine: "pigs."
Jay: "S' vine with me!"
Kia: So to, a preacher came upon him...
Amy: (chanting Gregorian-like): My father plays dominos better than your father plays dominos!