Informational Pamphlet and guide to the flora, fauna, geology, animals, and other interesting sites within the worlds largest formerly toxic waste site converted to a National Park.

Robicirrus-AltoNimbus

These indecisive trade winds from the Northeast vary throughout the season ranging from mild to non-existent. Classic telltale signs include air-headedness, disorder, chaos, and occasionally getting everything back in order.

Jenimous Vitruvious

Curator of Herrald Park, her time there has given her useful adaptations, she splits her time between another park starting with D and ending in LAND. Miraculously adaptable, she is marked by high ability. Using her many talents she simultaneously can trace family history, cook (sometimes), clean, shuttle children, trade pins, fulfill callings, serve, and the list goes on…

Sharkicus-Unemploydicus

This species of aqua-mammal is attracted to the glow of computer screens, where she is mostly found when not in the pursuit of other marine biological studies or watching over other sub-species (babysitting), or learning Japanese to call her brothers names without them knowing.

Shyous-Dolomiti-Strofoami

This Shyous formation of strata had up heaved recently to various places, most recently to Arizona, where a bond with an abysm (another geological feature) was almost complete. Though to be solid rock, it turned out to be Styrofoam. Marked by distinctive lines caused by shiftiness.

Pryci-Speedicus

Beware this deceptive driver of our Herrald Park, you’ve been warned; ‘Stay off the sidewalks!’ Actually fairly responsible and upright (about 6’2” now). Expanded his computer knowledge by completely rebuilding the computer, necessitated by the fact that he crashed it in the first place. Involved in scouts and still working towards Eagle (wasn’t that the same last year?)

Trebicator-Thumpicus

This perennial shrub is usually found planted in one of four places; couch, drum set, computer, or not planted and mobile on two-wheeled transportation. Other activities include; scouting, playing bass and guitar, and helping others.

L.E.L 34X

This sub-mutated species of the typical Gila monster is typically referred to simply as 'monster', found literally everywhere. His main goals, other than wanting to be older than he is, include; skateboarding, playing guitar, sneaking around trying to look innocent. Involved in scouts on a ‘you’re going and that’s it!’ basis, he has fun when he gets there.

Jadeous-Minimous

This semi pupa staged biped was recently discovered traveling in schools, whereas recently he was thought to be strictly habitating in a home den. Into everything, he is occupied with trains, drawing, beating up Eliel and having extensive dental work.

Hope that this pamphlet was informative and the year has treated you well.

Merry Christmas and may our Saviors love be full in your homes and hearts throughout the coming year…