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I first became friends with Anna at Queens' School and I used to go round her house and write funny letters and give each other silly names like 'Robamuffin'. She is probably as mad as me and she works with her brother doing juggling and tricks. I think she is staying on a canal boat at the moment but I am not sure. Once she squirted me with strawberry milkshake I must get her back soon.

Antony joined Queens' in sixth form and that is when I became his friend. This picture is back in those days when he had long hair and a piece of string as a necklace. He also works at Tesco with me and wants to be a film director and has made many films with most of us as characters. I recently played a receptionist where I had to laugh hysterically!

Charlotte is now training to be a nurse and has nearly finished her course. We befriended in German lessons when I used to write really silly answers on my exam papers like "Die items missing sind". How thick I am. She used to work at Wendy's and I loved getting a hamburger that was square! Oh I miss it so. We went to see Steps together back in 2000. She is a cool bowlass!!

I speak to Jane nearly every night on MSN Messenger. She now has shares in Premier Lodge. We also like to get a stuffed crust or hungry horse together whenever possible! Oh how we enjoy our Hungry Horse outtings and now its all refurbished without the deer's head on the wall. She has CF and is diabetic like me and I think she is fantastic for coping with it.

She had to put up with me during our degree so I feel sorry for her. Shehas been with Antony for YEARS. We are all waiting for the wedding bells. She now works in Rislip and has a proper job but still goes back to being a goblin at Tesco on occasion! We used to love bunking off college and going to her house to lie in bed and watch daytime TV.

Karkay currently works in Game and does martial arts. He is a computer wizz kid if I ever need help with stuff. At my parties he always drinks too much (that's about one bottle for him) and ends up lying on the floor in my bathroom or toilet being sick. We like it when he goes to Hong Kong and buys us back gadgets.

She is currently in Australia having a journey of a lifetime. She is there for six months after finishing a Business course in Brighton. At school Anna and I would scare her with 'Watt On Earth' impressions...Jemada Jemada! Also my Bill Cosby dance tickles her sides a tad.

Well Ross is the friend that really should be my boyfriend but he said access is denied. We became good friends when we went to Amersham together and would often go home at lunch and go shopping or hang out. He works in London and does graphics so is obviously more successful than me. One day I may tell him how I truly truly love him but he will never undrestand.

Tom is a very naughty boy but he loves Corona. He is now dating my friend Jason or do I mean that they are PLUTONIC friends?? He wants to be a doctor and currently takes blood from people and works at Sainsbury's with Ross at the weekend. His favourite songs include ones by Ace Of Base, Sweetbox and McSar And The Real McCoy.

Daniel is a naughty little school boy that needs a good spank. He needs lots of attention mainly from Antony as he wants him to be his boyfriend. I have to work with Daniel and he never fails to put a downer on the day. He is a first class moaner but can also be a good laugh and loves Bo Selecta almost as much as me..But I am so much better at the impressions then him! He often has parties at his house which involve people having to dress up. So it normally ends up with him not actually dressing up and everyone else looking really stupid. He has an Iguana thing called Iggy which is all scabby and scratchy.

I also work with Jackie. When I started in 1998 Jackie started a week later and we have been friends ever since! She was going to become a police officer but I am not sure if she is going to do that anymore. I know she wants to run a bar and I think I should help her...Then I could run a gay night!

Well here is the lovely Michelle. She is a great gal! Her and Nickie are studying Graphics/Illustration at Hatfield, very similar to what I did! I work with Michelle also and we both can't wait to leave the place..When we do we will both sing *I Quit, I Quit, situations vacant for me...aint gonna go to work no more*. She loves George Clooney and Enrique and admires Anastacia. For halloween she dressed up as the great Liverpudlian SONIA....and it was hilarious. g-g-great!! Her ginger eyebrows were the best.

This is Pink....sorry I mean NICKIE. She is Michelle's sister..you might have noticed. She hactually LOVES Pink, Christina Aguilera and Mariah Carey...weird isn't it (just joking). Her taste in men are Brad Pitt and Will from Will & Grace (her favourite programme). At the moment she is living in Hatfield in a house with loads of MEN! How do I stay away?? She is trying to get her independence..but her body is too bootylicious for you baby! Her great impression is *driving around* when she is in a wheelchair. She has a blonde wig which she can't live without too.