1) Robert, it's not going to be that easy. You'll see it the evening of March 25th. And if you try to see it earlier, we won't hold back the tackle this time. I love you.
2) Please tell me none of you actually thought I'd wear this, lol. Actually, I went on an ugly dress search to find this one. Can you believe it's over $5000???? And they really think someone would buy this?????
