OH FINCH!!!!
A lot of things piss me off. Like kids who tell me that they've been listening to (any band) before they were famous. Ex. "Yeah, I've been listening to them forever, way before they got big." Oh, I guess that means you get to graduate from cool school early It's like they are jealous that the rest of the world hasn't given them a finder's fee for this great new band. "Everybody, listen up! I just wanted to let you know that Henry has been listening to the Smashing Pumpkins way before Melon Collie and the Infinite Sadness, so please, take off your pants and have sex with him."
Hey, do you know what time of year it is? LENT, the season that makes all Catholics feel even guiltier than they already do. For those who don't about Lent (and who will burn in hell because of it), Lent is when Catholics like to make sacrifices because Jesus died on the cross. ....While most people give up coffee or chocolate, I decided to up the ante this year. What did I give up? Masturbation. Let my forearms atrophy, because the act of pleasuring myself is dead to me. Well, it has been for the last 2 hours. My anti-masturbation campaign is having as much success as an AA member on a brewery tour. It's hard to succeed when your "friend", JG, buys the Sports Illustrated swimsuit edition and gives it to you. They have a bottle cap bikini this year. Bottle caps! Do you know what bottle caps can cover? Let's just say that I wouldn't mind opening the drink on p. 72. Woo-hoo. Heh, heh� excuse me, I have to leave�for five minutes.
Sara and I went to the Drama Club Picnic at Tabby Ray's House this year. She has a pool and Ryan was lacking in bathing suit wear. He went in his boxers but his boxers have what I refer to as a peek-a-boo hole....(without fly button). Sara and I laughed about this as I talked about State Fair a really bad musical that I saw at our drama club do. She said she hadn't seen it and went on to talk about Ryan and his now saftey-pinned boxers. I said sure I saw it. She seemed very interested that I had seen it. I told her she didn't miss much and seemed even more interested and she giggled like a small school girl. We later realized she was talkign about Ryan's package and I was talking about a bad musical. So now this is a joke Ryan doesn't like so....Um Ryan You didn't miss much!!!!!!
