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Mike: *with an English accent* Listen here�s what's goin' on, what we've got here is the real drums...*plays drums*...got them, and we got the fake drums...*bang*...that don't make any noise, and he's sayin' "why you have this stupid thing", 'cuz they make noises on the sampler. I'm speakin in yer language...I'm just tryin to relate...it's OK right?

Phoenix: Hey Mike, they say you sound South African!


"I get a lot of letters from kids that just hurt," Bennington says. "Some kids are so depressed at home and with how people treat them in school that they cut themselves. This happens all over the world -- kids who don't want to kill themselves, but nobody understands how much they hurt, so they cut themselves with razor blades. And a lot of these letters, the kids said they've stopped when they started listening to our records. And I know there are kids out there every night who need to come to the show and scream along because of whatever chaos is in their life."


Chester: Oh man...I think I disconnected or something.
Interveiwer: What type of machine are you using?
Chester: It's called a computer.


Mike: dude, sweetie, you gotta put some clothes on dude...
Man: what? you don't like my sexy legs?
Mike: no, i like your sexy legs, i'm just afraid you're gonna get sick
Phoenix: you're killing my vibe sweetie
Mike: can i borrow those shorts though......?
Krylon Blue � LPMB


Joe: (holding up salad spoons) "This is our right hand birthing device for when we birth kids, cuz Dave (pheonix) and Brad were actually medical students at UCLA and they know how to birth children."
Pheonix: "I think the technical term is deliver."
Joe: "I'm sorry, i'm not a doctor like you!"

Joe: "The director of the show just called me a wanker. How should I take that???"

Chester: "I didnt brush my teeth this morning!!!....is that gross??.....why am I sharing this is everyone?" *crowd cheers*

Some crazed Linkie-Bopper: "Chaz! I want to have your child!"
Chaz: "What!?"

Chester: "Hi we're the backstreet boys!"

Fan: "I have a present for you Mr. Hahn"
Joe: "A Present? Thanx!"
*takes it and sets it down*
Fan: "No I want you open it now"
Chester: "Yeah, open it now DAMNIT I wanna see what she gave you.."

Chesterzgurl73 in Onstage3 asks: What is the stupidest thing you've ever said to any of the band members?
Linkin_Park_Live says: I probably say something stupid at least once or twice an hour, so it's hard to keep track. The last stupid thing I said was, "Don't worry, I'll be able to play everything by the time we have our next show."
lpgurl73 � LPMB



My son is one year old- there's really not much fighting to be had.  I'm sure when he's a punk ass teenager I will but until then he's a cute little baby and he's adorable. � Chester



LPTV


Joe (with a megaphone): Mike Shinoda� paging Mike Shinoda�


Mike: While we�re doing one of the takes, we all listened to it and it all sounded good to me but apparently Brad thought that there�s something really wrong with one of the players.

Brad: Stop� stop� something�s really� something�s really weird� something sounds really off� I think it�s you (points to one of the cellists)� seriously� are you out of tune with the rest of the group? This is bullshit! This sounds like crap!

Cellist: What�s your problem?

Brad: You�re out of here� you�re fired� don�t ever come back�

Don (comes out of the control room): What�s going on?

Brad: This cellist�s not even tune

(And then� just as you thought �What the hell is wrong with Brad?�, the screen went black and this words appeared �YOU�VE JUST BEEN HAD!�) The guys always know how to make us laugh :D
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