This is the horse.  She is a thoroughbred.  All that matters to me is that she eats grass so I don't have to mow it.  I must admit she is doing a great job of it.  That white building you see way back there behind the trees... that is my office.

Here we see the wife holding the horse.  See that smile (on the wife)?  That means she is happy and I didn't have to do anything.  This makes me happy so the horse can stay.

This is the wife riding the horse using a bare-back saddle that she made herself.   The horse really likes this saddle.  I hope this means we can save money on gas and insurance for the truck.  I supposed this is "one horsepower"... not much torque for the amount of exhaust laying around the place.