The Camouflaged Penguins... by Mark of TCP. Well I'm the least talented person ever. But what I can do is add the comic relief to the band. Ali Fergus is just so talented me and Kris in a room with Ali, just look and feel like idiots. He's so so so talented. Then Kris is Kris, he cuddles and kiss's like a girl. We formed in 2004 after a night of drinking...Red Bull. We sucked then and now a dyson bets us. So we're not even the worst band in the world.