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June 2001 Volume 2, Number 2 =============
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Here's Something You Don't See Everyday!
Taking the idea of Sheepskin seat covers to a new degree Say What?! A police officer pulls a guy over for speeding and has the following exchange: Officer: May I see your driver's licence? Rider: I don't have one. I had it cancelled when I got my 4th Drunk Driving ticket. Officer: Where's the registration for this bike? Rider: I dunno, it's not my bike. I stole it. Officer: The bike is stolen? Rider: That's right. But come to think of it, I think I saw the registration in the top box when I was putting my gun in there. Officer (drawing his gun): There's a gun in the top box? Rider: Yes sir. That's where I put it after I ripped off the guy who owns this bike and stuffed his bags of coke and speed in the saddlebags. Officer: There's a load of drugs on this bike ?!?!? Rider: Yes, sir. Hearing this, the officer quickly decides this is too big for him and calls for help. The bike is quickly surrounded by police with guns, and the Sergeant in Charge approaches the rider to handle the tense situation: Sergeant: OK sir, can I see your license? Rider: Sure. Here it is. (It's valid.) Sergeant: Whose bike is this? Rider: It's mine, officer. Here's the registration and papers. (The rider owned the bike.) Sergeant: Could you slowly open your top box so I can see if there's a gun in it? Rider: Yes, sir, but there's no gun in it. (Sure enough, there was nothing in the top box.) Sergeant: Would you mind opening your saddlebags? I was told you said there's bags of drugs in them. Rider: No problem. (Saddlebags are opened; no drugs.) Sergeant: I don't understand it. The officer who stopped you said you told him you didn't have a license, stole the bike, had a gun in the top box, and that there were bags of drugs in the saddlebags. Rider: Yeah?! I'll bet the lying bastard told you I was speeding too! |
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