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| In March of 1999, Fred traveled to South Padre Island on the Gulf Coast in Texas, just 20 miles from Mexico. Apparently having drunk too much, he boarded a perfectly good airplane, climbed to 18,000 ft in the sky and jumped out, snapping this picture as he glided down. Although appearing to be enjoying himself in this picture, it was without a doubt one of the more traumitizing experiences in his life. |
| To the left we see Ted visting Las Vegas with a supermodel friend. It is believed that this trip was the catalyst for Ted's spiral into the dark depths of gambling addiction. |
| Below: Following some heavy losses in Vegas, Ted and pal headed to Arizona to take in the indescribable beauty of the Grand Canyon and reflect on the logic behind gambling. |