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Dear negro:

I writins dis leter bicos ai don complain dat CNN not trasmit in vivo my
biutifuls discursos from arabian paises wen ai go dere. Dis part of
conspireichon to my gobernment dat is completement democratic and
Bolivarian, made bai oligarquic cupuls dat no laik, we no laik neoliberals
pipols. Plis clous de Niu Yor Taims, de CNN, BBC of London and de
Wachington Pos, bicos dey ol ar in conspireichon to biutiful Venezuelan
Revolucion dat wil put de pur pipel rich and teik di moni from de stiling
cupuls of adecashion, copeyans and venezuelan proyec men.
Sincerament,
Hugo Rafael Chávez Frías
 

President of Repúblic Bolivarian of Venezuela mesmo.