| Things to do in a move theater: |
| 1. Inform the entire theater that you have to go to the bathroom. Wait a minute or so and thll everyone that you feel better now. 2. Applaud. 3.Laugh loudly during serious and sad scenes. 4.Sing along with the background music. 5. Whenever someone opens a door yell "Don't go in there, he's got a gun. 6. Snore 7. Make shadow puppets. 8. If you've seen the movie before, say what's going to happen right before it happens. Act amazed at your wonderful foresight. 9.Pull out a gun and shoot the "bad guys." Tell people that you are a part of this new "live action" movie. Shoot any movie personnel telling you to stop. 10. Read the credits out loud. 11. Rip off one end of a straw wrapper and blow in the straw. The wrapper will fly across the theater, hopefully hitting someone. 12. Talk loudly to a friend. Whenever someone else makes the slightest noise, tell the they are inconcsiderate little buttholes for disrupting your viewing pleasure. 13. Say "beep" loudly at every vulgarity. Tell those objection that you are from the EPA here to stop noise pollution. 14. Sit by the isle. Trip everyone that walks by. 15. Walk in front of the screen, fall, and lay there for a few minutes. Then get up and go back to your seat as if nothing happened. Do it again every ten minutes. 16. Collect donations for charity. 17. Throw paper airplanes. Announce their take off like air traffic control personnel. 18. Yell "Ow!" after every gunshot. 19. Gargle your drink. 20. Get a realistic looking and sounding cap gun. Go to the front of the theater and exclaim that "The movie is depressing you." Shoot yourself in the head and fall dead. After about a minute get up and go back to your seat. 21. Wear a trench coat and sunglasses. 22.Eat a lot of beans or chili before the movie. Hope the theater is crowded. 23. Leave death threats on various seats. Give sinister glances to people as they leave the theater. 24. Break into a chorus of "Green Acres" during climatic parts of the movie. 25. Throw popcorn in the air and yell,"It's snowing." 26. Go "Oooooh..." whenever anyone kisses. 27. Yell loudly,"Stop molesting me!" 28. Gently, very softly, place a single bit of popcorn on the head of the person in front of you. 29. During the previews, yell, "Can you fast-forward it?" I just thought these were funny and I thought I should share them with everyone. |