Grating on Your Wedded Nerves by Caleb Kimpel The world can be our oyster, if you will be my bride you can take it over with me right by your side I know I can annoy And get on your nerves But that is why you love me (right?) You like to be perturbed... 'CAUSE I am obnoxious and now you're stuck with me I am obnoxious and now we're family I love you...You love me That's enough to get over the fact that I'm obnoxious ooh ooh ooh So obnoxious... When I met you I got used to pulling the wool over your eyes Acting like a gentleman, I think htat marriage will be a surprise I think you get the drift I need not to say more If you're still right here You must've bit the lure.... THAT'S RIGHT Sow now we've got the license and it's nice 'n' legal We'll spend our lives together with dumb jokes about a seagull ( okay...okay why don't seagulls fly over the bay? Give up? Because if they did they'd be called Bagels get it BAY-gulls... tee hee) And you'll be there for me (and I'll be there for you) Even when I sing off key (and I do tend to) 'cause I love you (and you love I) It's hard to do (and you know why) (originally omitted - see wednerv2.mid) I'll snore you'll push me over I'll bore myself to death You'll cry on my dying shoulder and in my final breath... I'LL SING I was obnoxios but you still stuck with me I was obnoxious look at our family tree I love you... You love me That was enough to get over the fact that I'm obnoxious ooh ooh ooh I'm obnoxious I leave the lights on... hog the remote... don't loke the front door... or your car.... leave the toilet seat up... and the windows down... and take the covers and the pillows all the snack packs...etc. etc. I'm so GOD DAMNED OBNOXIOUS