YUMI: wah~~~~~~~ aosh-sama, you like Yumi-chan? do you? do you? T.T AOSHI: yeah... *twitch YUMI: REALLY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!????????????????????? YUMI: Aosh-sama, *turns beet red* *twiches fingers* AOSHI: ... AOSHI: HAHAHAHA YUMI: Aosh-sama, wah!!!!! I'm so shy!!!!!!!!!!! AOSHI: k YUMI: Aoshi: O, Yumi, you are the woman of my dreams. AOSHI: i did not say that YUMI: Yumi: Aosh-sama, I never knew. YUMI: Aoshi: You are so much more beautiful than Misao. AOSHI: you're hallucinating... YUMI: Yumi: really? Demo, Shi-shio... YUMI: Aoshi: Never mind the mummy. I'll kill him. AOSHI: ... YUMI: Yumi: You'll do that for me? AOSHI: no i won't AOSHI: not worth the effort YUMI: Aoshi: Yes. Anything for you, Yumi, the girl of my dreams. YUMI: Yumi: But, I have such a hard past. YUMI: Aoshi: everyone has pasts. The important thing is that ai shteru. YUMI: Yumi: Oh, Aosh-sama, you are too good for me. AOSHI: uh.....?! YUMI: the following scene is not appropriate for anyone under 18. ** AOSHI: ?! AOSHI: yo AOSHI: um.... YUMI: what? Aosh-sama? AOSHI: and while you're hugging that pillow over there, i think i'll jump out that window... YUMI: why? Oh boy, I have a bunny in chokehold. AOSHI: and i'm walking very quickly down the path... AOSHI: ah, the beauty of normal shoes YUMI: No, Aosh-sama!!!!!!! YUMI: Aoshi: Sorry, Yumi, but I must go now. AOSHI: yes, i must YUMI: Yumi: will you return for me? AOSHI: not while you're delusional like this... AOSHI: and no, i will not return for you YUMI: Aoshi: of course. You have my word. AOSHI: i'll simply return AOSHI: i never give my word YUMI: Yumi: I shall be waiting for you. YUMI: Aoshi-sama, until then, my itoshi, take my kodachi as a souveignier. YUMI: Yumi: really? thank you aosh-sama! YUMI: er.... YUMI: Aoshi: I have returned Yumi! AOSHI: no, i'm gone YUMI: Yumi: I knew you would come back for me! YUMI: Aoshi: How can I wander far without you, my love, my soul? AOSHI: ... YUMI: Yumi: I'm so flattered. YUMI: Aoshi: Let's have dinner together. YUMI: Yumi: hai. I cooked something. YUMI: Aoshi: this is the best cooking I've had for years. AOSHI: oh dear... YUMI: Yumi: well, it's the least I can do for you. YUMI: Aoshi: Oh, Yumi, How have I missed you. YUMI: Yumi: Aosh-sama. *closes eyes* AOSHI: uh... AOSHI: runs away YUMI: Aosh-sama, what's wrong? AOSHI: you're imagining a lot of things today.. YUMI: ah...aosh-sama, you're so cool. AOSHI: arigato... i think... YUMI: My bunny's head almost popped though. AOSHI: why is your bunny in a head lock? YUMI: I guess I mistook him for u. *.* AOSHI: that explains a lot YUMI: If you were only by my side right now. AOSHI: i'd be dead a long time ago YUMI: suffocation YUMI: demo.....you'd die a happy death. AOSHI: uh... sure... YUMI: Aoshi comes in wounded. Aoshi: Yumi! AOSHI: from what? YUMI: Yumi: Daijobou Aosh-sama? AOSHI: i didn't even fight YUMI: Aoshi: I just wanted to see you one last time before I die. AOSHI: ... YUMI: Yumi: Don't say that Aosh-sama! I'll make sure you're better in no time! YUMI: Aoshi: Oh, Yumi, seeing you makes the pain go away! AOSHI: ah, inner peace at last... welcome, grave AOSHI: oh no YUMI: Yumi: as long as I'm here, I won't make you die! YUMI: Aoshi: seeing you makes me want to go on living. YUMI: Yumi: a world without Aosh-sama is not worth living! AOSHI: um... di dyou take that from michiru? YUMI: Aoshi: I can't die without spending more time with my Yumi. YUMI: Yumi: Oh, Aosh-sama, wo ai ni!!!!!! AOSHI: i don't own you... YUMI: Aoshi: Oh, Yumi, my one and only love. YUMI: Yumi: Please hang on! YUMI: Aoshi: if you are the last sight I see before I go, I'll die a happy man. AOSHI: no... YUMI: Yumi: NO!!!!! DON'T LEAVE ME WITH SHISHIO!!!!!! AOSHI: shishio! take this woman! YUMI: Aoshi: okay, okay. I won't die! I shall continue living with Yumi at my side. AOSHI: NOOOOOOO YUMI: Yumi: I shall forever accompany you. AOSHI: i'll never find inner peace... YUMI: Aoshi: I won't stand it that opening my eyes, you're not there. YUMI: Yumi: I'll never leave you. YUMI: Aoshi: O, Yumi. YUMI: Yumi: Oh, Aosh-sama! AOSHI: ... AOSHI: this is starting to sound like romeo and juliet.. YUMI: Oh, Aoshi, Aoshi, where art thou Aoshi? AOSHI: in hell YUMI: Oh, Aoshi, Aoshi, I'm always at your side. AOSHI: in the 5th level of hell AOSHI: are you building up to an assassination scene with this disarming (sort of) fascade? YUMI: did you send our conversation to Misao? AOSHI: only half. YUMI: HOW COULD YOU??????? THAT'S OUR CONVERSATION!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AOSHI: no... that's youre conversation with yourself AOSHI: you'll notice you didn't really respond to my comments YUMI: But, still. How could you? That's not nice. That was so cruel. YUMI: You made me an object to make fun of by Misao. YUMI: Aosh-sama, you hurt my feelings. T.T AOSHI: she won't make fun of you YUMI: she already did. AOSHI: any more YUMI: I was just kiddin with you. T.T No need to further make Misao laugh at me. AOSHI: huh? YUMI: Aosh-sama. T.T AOSHI: yes? YUMI: apologize for making me sound like an idiot! AOSHI: sorry YUMI: Please just don't send it to more people. A girl gets very embarrased about this stuff. ^.~ AOSHI: o AOSHI: k YUMI: Okay. Let's continue. YUMI: Aoshi: I have hurt you Yumi. AOSHI: you were doing all the talking though... AOSHI: ... AOSHI: *sigh YUMI: Yumi: that's okay Aosh-sama. YUMI: Aoshi: I cannot forgive myself. YUMI: Yumi: Any relationship has its heart aches. YUMI: Aoshi: But, seeing you unhappy makes my life hell. YUMI: Yumi: Don't be unhappy on my behalf. YUMI: Aoshi: What did I do to deserve a woman like you? AOSHI: i don't AOSHI: so leave me YUMI: Yumi: you don't have to do anything. Just being with you is enough. AOSHI: i don't deserver you AOSHI: go find someone who does YUMI: Aoshi: But, I'm not good enough for you. AOSHI: that's true YUMI: Yumi: You are much better than Shishio. AOSHI: but still not worthy YUMI: Aoshi: I shall treat you better now. AOSHI: so uh... find someone else YUMI: Yumi: oh, thank you Aoshi-sama. For starters, go cook me something. Then, use your kodachi to drive away those annoying children. Then, give me a feet wash. Oh, and then, you can give me a head massage. AOSHI: you're so demanding YUMI: Aoshi: anything for you my love. AOSHI: ... YUMI: Yumi: Oh, Aosh-sama, you're so perfect. YUMI: Aoshi: Yumi, you make me want to become a better man. YUMI: Yumi: that's so sweet. Now, go shopping. I'm in the mood for pumpkin pie. YUMI: Aoshi: Oh, my dear Yumi. You have such a healthy appetite. AOSHI: pumpkin pie...? YUMI: Yumi: Oh, Aosh-sama! I'll get spoiled if you keep on complimenting me. AOSHI: then i'll stop YUMI: Aoshi: But, you really deserve it. AOSHI: it's all in your head YUMI: Yumi: maybe you're right. But, maybe I should say something nice about you. YUMI: Aoshi: No. Do not speak a word. I am content just gazing at your lovely face. AOSHI: have you tried writing a fanfic? YUMI: Yumi: Oh, Aosh-sama, you're too good for me. AOSHI: you said that already... YUMI: Aoshi: Yumi, I'm so lucky to have you. YUMI: Yumi: I'll always be at your side. YUMI: Aoshi: promise me you'll never leave me/ YUMI: Yumi: I promise. YUMI: *wedding bells ring* AOSHI: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO AOSHI: oh, is that shishio i see at the alter AOSHI: good, then i'll be content sitting in the back pew YUMI: Description: Himura is the flower girl. Shshio is the best man. Misao is the carpet. Yumi comes in with a beautiful white kimono while Aoshi is standing there gallant and nervous. AOSHI: ........... AOSHI: no, i'm the best man AOSHI: shishio's standing there in his bandages AOSHI: gallant and nervous YUMI: Aoshi: *kills the priest for taking so long* picks up Yumi and goest straight for the honeymoon. AOSHI: no no no no no AOSHI: no n o on on o onono AOSHI: actually... YUMI: *two years later* AOSHI: yeah. shishio, i'll help you get this over with faster. i'll kill the priest so you can go on your honey moon YUMI: Yumi: let's go to the park Little Aoshi! AOSHI: ...! YUMI: Yumi: Your papa will teach you how to use the kodachi soon! YUMI: Aoshi: I'm so happy I settled down with you dear. And little Aoshi is so cute! YUMI: Yumi: Oh, the happy life with my dear Aosh-sama and kodomo! AOSHI: kodomo? YUMI: kodomo = kid in Japanese. AOSHI: o YUMI: Aosh-sama, are you in bliss right now? AOSHI: no YUMI: why not? AOSHI: you're delusional.... AOSHI: you've been imagining everything... YUMI: Oh, shoot. I gotta go. I'll see you some other time. Sure, that's what you like to think. ^.~ AOSHI: ... AOSHI: ttyl AOSHI: c ya YUMI: see you! YUMI: Aoshi-sama!!!!!!!! AOSHI: hi, yumi YUMI: Ne, is Hoji (Darkssama) on-line? AOSHI: no YUMI: Ara, I thought he blocked me. T.T AOSHI: what have you been doing now? YUMI: um... I offered to give him a makeover like I did with Misao. AOSHI: ... AOSHI: does he know what misao looked like? YUMI: yeah. He looked at the pics. AOSHI: well, i'd be afraid of you too YUMI: DEMO!!!!! Is it really that bad? AOSHI: i just don't want a make over, period. and I don't think hoji wants make up on his face either AOSHI: it wasn't bad, though YUMI: SEE!!!! If you see Hoji on-line, tell him that I won't force him to get a makeover if he doesn't! ^.^; AOSHI: ok YUMI: Now, if he wants one, that's a totally different story!!!!!!! AOSHI: if he wants one you'd probably find him in an asylum YUMI: that's not a nice thing to say! AOSHI: actually, i meant that guys usually won't want make overs AOSHI: makeovers with visible make up unless it's for a skit or movie or something YUMI: How bout I make half his face look like Trowa's?? AOSHI: wouldn't a mask work better? YUMI: Why a mask when he can look like that facially? AOSHI: well, if he wouldn't mind looking like a clown, i guess facially is okay YUMI: Okay, we strap him down. And do makeup!!!!! AOSHI: i'm afraid of clowns YUMI: why? I get annoyed at Mimes. AOSHI: anything with that much face paint/makeup and things around the mouth YUMI: I know. I had a bad dream once about a clown and a really high pitch laughter. AOSHI: *shiver YUMI: I know. Demo, Trowa looks okay in that mask. AOSHI: it's only half a mask AOSHI: so it's not that bad YUMI: He sure gets along with Quatre. AOSHI: quatre is just very amiable AOSHI: until he goes berserk YUMI: berserko quatre is cool though! AOSHI: yeah AOSHI: i was waiting for him to go over the edge YUMI: yup. It's expected in a series like GW. ne? YUMI: Okay, let's go back to where we started. AOSHI: k YUMI: Aoshi: Oh, Yumi, I missed you so! AOSHI: oh. YUMI: Yumi: really? It's unexpected of you. AOSHI: that's what you meant... YUMI: Aoshi: What do you mean? Your face occupies my mind 24 hours a day. YUMI: Yumi: every minute? YUMI: Aoshi: every secone. AOSHI: i'm not that obsessed, yumi YUMI: Yumi: Oh, Aosh-sama, then never leave. YUMI: Aoshi: I give up my desire to become the strongest for you. YUMI: Yumi: really? You'll settle down? YUMI: Aoshi: Hai. Nothing is worth fighting for except you. YUMI: Yumi: I'm so flattered. What about your four friends though? YUMI: Aoshi: They are all ugly compared to you. AOSHI: hey! AOSHI: i would never think that! AOSHI: argh... AOSHI: you self centered woman YUMI: Yumi: but, those friends were so loyal to you. AOSHI: and i'm loyal to them YUMI: Aoshi: I know. But, I have to let them go. AOSHI: then i wouldn't me aoshi... YUMI: Yumi: They want happiness for you. AOSHI: hannya, shikijou, beshimi, hyottokou YUMI: Aoshi: The only happiness I can find is with you. YUMI: Yumi: Oh, Aosh-sama! YUMI: Aoshi: Oh! Yumi! AOSHI: i'm not mushy YUMI: * Japanese wedding * AOSHI: T_T YUMI: Yumi: Aosh-sama, I never knew you felt this way. YUMI: Aoshi: I have loved you since the first time I saw you. YUMI: Yumi: I felt the same way. AOSHI: gomenesai, yumi... i don't feel this way AOSHI: it's all in your head... YUMI: Aoshi: I remember thinking that Shishio doesn't deserve you. YUMI: Yumi: You're right. You're right. AOSHI: and neither do i YUMI: Yumi: You're the only one for me. YUMI: Aoshi: I am so happy to be accompanied by such a beauty. YUMI: Yumi: arigato. AOSHI: er... YUMI: Aoshi: eh... stop stuffing words into my mouth... YUMI: Yumi: Instead I'll stuff my cooking. YUMI: Aoshi: You're the best cook in the universe. YUMI: Yumi: I try my best for you. AOSHI: YUMI: Aoshi: i'd prefer that, actually... YUMI: Aoshi: And I will try to be the best man in the world for you. AOSHI: err... YUMI: Aoshi: who's the groom... i wouldn't mind being the best man YUMI: Yumi: well, you can start by giving me a back rub, then filling the tub for my bath, then chopping some wood, and then building me a fireplace. And right, buy me some better looking clothes. AOSHI: uh... YUMI: Aoshi: i think you misunderstood me YUMI: Aoshi: anything for Yumi. I will die right here if you command it. AOSHI: no... YUMI: Aoshi: what i meant is that i'll be the best man at your wedding. YUMI: Yumi: Of course I wouldn't want you to die! YUMI: Aoshi: You care about me that much? YUMI: Yumi: I'll be so lonely with you gone. YUMI: Aoshi: And I as well. YUMI: Yumi: Aosh-sama, you are so nice. AOSHI: i'm touched YUMI: Aoshi: there you go again, putting words in my mouth... YUMI: Aoshi: Yumi, you're the bomb. AOSHI: ? YUMI: Aoshi: I never said that... YUMI: Aoshi: I shall forever stick to my oath to protect you and care for you. YUMI: Yumi: Forever? Never forget you said that! YUMI: Aoshi: Not in this life nor the next. AOSHI: *sigh... YUMI: Aoshi: maybe i should give up trying... YUMI: Yumi: Oh, Aosh-sama! YUMI: Aoshi: Oh Yumi! YUMI: * The next scence is rated R for it's adult contents.* AOSHI: how is this coming out in aim...? YUMI: Aoshi: er! stop it! I'm not into geishas!!! YUMI: Aoshi: I never knew geishas were this wonderful till I met you. YUMI: Yumi: Oh, Aosh-sama, we geishas are people too. AOSHI: T_T YUMI: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO YUMI: Aoshi: No one deserves to live such a hard life. YUMI: Yumi: Let's free all geishas and kill all shishios. AOSHI: ... YUMI: Aoshi: anything you say dear. YUMI: Yumi & Aoshi now do sailormoon pose. ^.~ AOSHI: dear? aoshi, what's wrong with you?! YUMI: dear...? Woman, what the hell are you doing?! SAILORMOON?! xP YUMI: every hero needs a good pose right? AOSHI: great pose...? YUMI: Aoshi: not sailormoon... AOSHI: eeeew... YUMI: Aoshi: sailormoon is way too colorful. what happened to the darkness? YUMI: Okay, we do the Gundam boys pose then. Yumi: demo, that pose is too masculine for a little lady like me. YUMI: Aoshi: I'll do any pose you want. YUMI: Yumi: Okay, then, let's shower the world with our love. AOSHI: eeeew... YUMI: Aoshi: no i won't do any pose. WHAT gundam pose? YUMI: Aoshi: we'll defeat evildoers with our affections. AOSHI: eeeew... YUMI: Aoshi: what love? AOSHI: .......... YUMI: Aoshi: this is getting tiring... YUMI: Yumi: Aoshi-want to be: just give up. Leave Aoshi to my hands! AOSHI: .......... YUMI: Aoshi: no... this is crazy. YUMI: Yumi: Aosh-sama, are you happy now? AOSHI: .......... YUMI: Aoshi: baka bowl of oranges... YUMI: Aoshi: baka baka YUMI: Aoshi: Yes. I have found inner peace by your side. YUMI: Yumi: And we'll free all the geishas. YUMI: Aoshi: and kill all the shishios! YUMI: Yumi: With you at my side. YUMI: Aoshi: I'm invincible. AOSHI: .......... YUMI: Aoshi: but i'm not into geisha personalities. YUMI: Aoshi: i'm not into anyone YUMI: Aoshi: If a mirror reflects my heart, it would be your beautiful face reflected. AOSHI: yeah... YUMI: Aoshi: it'd be a stone wall YUMI: Aoshi: a ice cold stone wall YUMI: Yumi: And if the clouds show my affections, it would show little Aosh-samas all around. AOSHI: yeah... YUMI: Aoshi: then go for the clouds YUMI: Aoshi: there are so many ... AOSHI: aha. red, blue. i see YUMI: Aoshi: i like my shrine with the green tea YUMI: Aoshi: why clouds when I'm right here. YUMI: Yumi: I'm afraid you'll leave. YUMI: Aoshi: I told you I'll never leave your side. YUMI: Yumi: demo... AOSHI: ..................... YUMI: Aoshi: i'm not here... YUMI: Aoshi: DEMO nothing. I can never ever leave such a beautiful face. YUMI: Yumi: Ah, Aosh-sama. AOSHI: ..................... YUMI: Aoshi: i'm not that superficial, woman. YUMI: Aoshi: Ah, Yumi. Forget inner peace. AOSHI: whaT?! aoshi, are you drunk?! YUMI: Aoshi: i need inner peace!!! YUMI: Yumi: don't give up your quest for inner peace! AOSHI: *whew... i think... YUMI: Aoshi: thank you. YUMI: Aoshi: now can I go? YUMI: Aoshi: maybe I'm looking in the wrong places. While I look to tea and reflection, I really should be looking at your face. YUMI: Yumi: Oh, Aosh-sama, you're such a flatterer. AOSHI: ... YUMI: Aoshi: no, i like green tea better. YUMI: Yumi: I can make green tea for you. YUMI: Aoshi: No. I quit. It's an unhealthy addiction. AOSHI: dumbass formatting... YUMI: Aoshi: and peace, and tranquility. YUMI: Aoshi: and shrine... the solitude... AOSHI: unhealthy? YUMI: Aoshi: huh? no, it's a very healthy ceremony YUMI: Aoshi: tea cleanses YUMI: Yumi: but, tea is good for you. AOSHI: that's what I just said... YUMI: Aoshi: isn't that what I just said? YUMI: Aoshi: No. Anything that takes my attention from you is unhealthy. AOSHI: aoshi, you dumb oaf. YUMI: Aoshi: WOMAN, i'm not superficial! YUMI: Yumi: Oh, Aosh-sama, you should turn your attention from me sometimes. AOSHI: aoshi, you dumb oaf. YUMI: Aoshi: I do do that. YUMI: Aoshi: Yes. But, it's so impossible. The pain is completely unbearable without you. YUMI: Yumi: what pain? YUMI: Aoshi: the pain of solitude. AOSHI: ... YUMI: Yumi: there, there. I'll always be here. YUMI: Aoshi: Oh happy days! I'll never be lonely! YUMI: Yumi: My Aoshi-sama! YUMI: Aoshi: My Yumi! YUMI: * The following scene is rated NC-17 * AOSHI: .... YUMI: Aoshi: oh no... YUMI: Aoshi: what now?! AOSHI: y are there so many of these scenes? YUMI: Aoshi: uh... what are you doing to that pillow, yumi? YUMI: Aoshi: well, at least it's not me. AOSHI: aoshi doesn't strike me as someone so... active... AOSHI: ? YUMI: Aoshi: essentially cuz i'm not AOSHI: oh? YUMI: Aoshi: it's all in this woman's head. YUMI: Aoshi: all in her head. YUMI: Yumi: Aoshi, someone said that this is not good for you. YUMI: Aoshio: anything for you. I am willing to die for you! AOSHI: ... stop giving her ideas, aoshi YUMI: Aoshi: i'm not!!! YUMI: Aoshi: er... my name... AOSHI: T_T YUMI: Aoshi: it' snot healthy for me so i won't start it... YUMI: Aoshi: you can continue with your exotic fantasies, woman. YUMI: Yumi: Aoshi, when I grow old, will you still care for me. AOSHI: still? YUMI: Aoshi: still? YUMI: Aoshi: what do you mean, "still?" YUMI: Aoshi: you'll never grow old in my eyes. You shall always be my dear dear Yumi. YUMI: Yumi: and when you're beat up, and weak, and poor, and ugly, I shall still care for you. YUMI: Aoshi: I am so honored. AOSHI: *sniff... YUMI: Aoshi: ugh... do you not hear me? YUMI: Aoshi: am I totally non existant? YUMI: Yumi: oh, Aosh-sama, are you still obsessed with beating battousai? AOSHI: probably. YUMI: Aoshi: no YUMI: Aoshi: i'm obsessed with inner peace YUMI: Aoshi: that red head? Of course not. I'm thinking of taking cooking lessons from him. Oh, happy days! we'll both be good male cooks. YUMI: Yumi: cook tuna casserole? and pizza? and teriyaki? YUMI: Aoshi: I shall do everything to satisfy your appetite. AOSHI: okay... YUMI: Aoshi: uh... i can learn cooking... YUMI: Aoshi: pizza's not japanese.. YUMI: Yumi: even go to Italy for pizza recipes? YUMI: Aoshi: Yes. Even if it means walking there by foot. AOSHI: actually, she's not really ignoring you. she's taking your ideas and using them. YUMI: Aoshi: i see... YUMI: Aoshi: maybe we should jsut sit back and watch, ne? AOSHI: i'll go get popcorn YUMI: Aoshi: actually, i prefer green tea. YUMI: Aoshi: have any? YUMI: Yumi: Oh, Aosh-sama, what should we name our children? YUMI: Aoshi: how bout Yumao? YUMI: Yumi: that's an interesting name. YUMI: Aoshi: it's our names together. YUMI: Yumi: why something like that? AOSHI: you have children? YUMI: Aoshi: no no no... what kinda name is yumao?! YUMI: Aoshi: ................................. you can't me serious,... AOSHI: aoshi, don't use that name... YUMI: Aoshi: i don't have children. YUMI: Aoshi: i'm sure this woman has plenty though... YUMI: Aoshi: so, everytime I hear it, I will think of you and I together. YUMI: Yumi: but, I don't think Yumao is very good. YUMI: Aoshi: then what? anything for you! AOSHI: you know yumi, for once you're right YUMI: Aoshi: yumao is weird YUMI: Yumi: how bout Yumshiao? YUMI: Aoshi: that is perfect! You are so talented. AOSHI: er.... YUMI: Aoshi: that's worse YUMI: Aoshi: stop this insanity, woman or do I have to call you what I called megumi? YUMI: Yumi: what do you think little Yumshiao will look like? YUMI: Aoshi: He'll have your impeccable eyes and my strength. YUMI: Yumi: let's raise him well, ne? AOSHI: uh... are you letting her continue? YUMI: Aoshi: do I have a choice? YUMI: Aoshi: I'll teach him how to use a kodachi. YUMI: Yumi: oh, no, no, no. Teach him how to get a girfriend first! AOSHI: .... YUMI: Aoshi: .... YUMI: Aoshi: You're right. First comes women and then comes strength. YUMI: Aoshi: Yumi, you are the source of my strength. AOSHI: ?! YUMI: Aoshi: women is no where in the picture, b---- YUMI: Aoshi: can't say it. YUMI: Yumi: Oh, Aosh-sama, I'm so glad you agree with me on this. AOSHI: you're too soft, shinomori. YUMI: Aoshi: i don't need another beating... YUMI: Aoshi: you are the pefect female! AOSHI: ne? YUMI: Aoshi: forget it. YUMI: Yumi: Oh, my Aosh-sama, can you sing for me? YUMI: Aoshi: sure no prob. Here goes; OH YUMI!!!! MEANS NO WORRIES. AOSHI: ...... YUMI: Aoshi: woman, haven't you realized I don't have a single? and neither do you? YUMI: AND A HAPPY DAY!!!! YUMI: OH MY YUMI!!!!!! YUMI: MEANS NO WORRIES!!!!!!! YUMI: Yumi: Aoshi, go work on your singing. AOSHI: SHUT UP!!!!!! YUMI: Aoshi: i think i'll kill myself now... YUMI: Aoshi: i'll die before I get disgraced anymore... and she wanted to be an assassin AOSHI: assassin? YUMI: Aoshi: Anything for you. I will take singing lessons from Kaoru. AOSHI: well, it's pretty effective. you're unsheating your kodachi right now... YUMI: Yumi: oh, Aoshi-sama, maybe you should dance instead. Oh, and make clucking noices. I like thoses. AOSHI: kaoru? YUMI: Aoshi: but this is taking the easy way out. YUMI: Aoshi: if that b.... was kamatari, she'd be dead by now. YUMI: Aoshi: cluck cluck cluck cluck. AOSHI: dance? YUMI: Aoshi: i can't dance for my life... AOSHI: what the hell is that? AOSHI: cluck? YUMI: Aoshi: *shrug YUMI: Aoshi: i have no idea. I'm not doing a damn thing YUMI: Yumi: Ne, Aosh-sama, do the macarana. YUMI: Yumi: Aosh-sama, do the caterpillar dance. AOSHI: shinomori... YUMI: Aoshi: woman, i will NOT dance. YUMI: Aoshi: I'm sorry Yumi, but I really don't know how to dance. YUMI: Yumi: Go and take lessons from Yahiko! YUMI: Aoshi: okay, anything for Yumi! AOSHI: .... YUMI: Aoshi: yahiko?! AOSHI: you're gonna look like an idiot before she's through with you. why don't you jump out that window over there an escape? YUMI: Aoshi: good idea. YUMI: Aoshi: bye yumi... YUMI: Aoshi: anything else for my beautiful Yumi? YUMI: Yumi: it's way too much trouble. AOSHI: you know, you're just talking to a puppet right now, yumi AOSHI: aoshi left YUMI: how? AOSHI: he jumped out the window AOSHI: you were so engrossed with that pillow who you thought was aoshi you didn't notice YUMI: Oh. Oh, well! Gotta go then! See you some other time! AOSHI: ttyl YUMI: bye!!!!! AND YUMSHIAO IS A GREAT NAME!!! AOSHI: err... YUMI: Hey, Woojin just went in and out. You think I really offended him? I was just joking! T.T AOSHI: ... YUMI: Oh welll. Aoshi & Yumi will continue their conversation in the next episode. AOSHI: ... AOSHI: okay